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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 04/10/2026

hot take:

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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No way dick poleman is a real name

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

explaining to the fairies online that I'm 144 blueberries tall and every single one of them is calling me a liar

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Your name is Yuri? Yeah right, buddy, next you'll tell me you have a sister named Yaoi

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Your name is Yuri? Yeah right, buddy, next you'll tell me you have a sister named Yaoi

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everything You Ever Needed To Know But Were Too Dumb To Know You Needed To Ask

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Fawnlorn @fawnlorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Merry Autumn! 🍂 To celebrate, I thought I'd reshare my finished Gourd-fellow the pumpkin sprite marionette.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

broke up with my friend of 20 years by letting our multi year long snap streak expire because he can't let go of his Harry Potter obsession

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

thought he was baptising just the ugliest baby

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm 42 today and at a pretty low point in my life, not feeling a lot of personal hope but doing my best to keep it together as I ride a bus to work.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

one thing you may have failed to consider is that playboy spelled backwards is yobyalp

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

playing word games with an app is boring as fuck like what do you mean i can't use shlorpus as a word

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

not one of you out there is brave enough to answer this

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

is there a female version of a twink? like a twinkess or twinkette or something?

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

feel like there's a symbol they could have used on this flag. i dont remember what it is

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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 29/08/2026

Road Runna Road Runna

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

a plutonic relationship is between you and someone's rock collection

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Wrong, it is featherless, but it's only got one foot which makes it a mollusc

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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

this is not a scam
DM me if you want to turn your $500 into my $500

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JulieW67 @juliew67.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

#Alphabetchallenge #WeekHForHearts I Feel Love Spotted on my mooch on Sunday

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If you're wondering why I haven't been posting much lately over the last year, it's actually because my partner and I adopted a baby girl about 9 months ago. Today is her first birthday. Please wish baby Periplaneta (or Perry for short) a happy first birthday!

a cute birthday cake with white frosting, green leaves made of marzipan adorn the sides. a marzipan giraffe and palm tree sit on top along with a big yellow number one

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

honestly it's pretty cool how there's no way in Ba Sing Se

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

WHAT THE FUCK DÓ YOU MEAN A COCONUT IS A STONE FRUIT?!

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AndaliteBandit @andalitebandit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

this is in reference to the horrible film called "Ready Player One" I would've live skeeted my watch through but i don't want to encourage anyone to watch it

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

bro i was born in 2027 of course i love John Hughes films

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

dogs who have no sense of proprioception w regards to their tail >>>>>

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If all of bluesky pitches in...

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

AI service that let's you generate a feature length film with a quick prompt but all of the virtual actors use the tiktok ai voice

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

they should invent a type of other person in the kitchen who doesn't make you see red

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Polar Axis @glaciernorth.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That's what it looks like for me, am I supposed to know what this is?

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

dark and gritty reboot of the Lucky the Leprechaun TV franchise

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Inflation has gotten out of control. They're charging $4.99 for just 4 ice cubes at Aldi.

A freezer case full of cardboard boxes containing 4 large crystal clear ice cubes, the tag underneath says they're $4.99

A close-up of one of the boxes of exactly four crystal clear frozen ice cubes.

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Dark and gritty live action reboot of The Jetsons

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

dark and gritty reboot of Absolutely Fabulous. Absolutely Fabulous with dark filters and plot consequences

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Kara Jorgensen @authorkaraj.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Please leave a comment telling the government that you DO NOT want Medicaid tied to a work requirement and why that is unfair, especially for disabled people. Begging you all to take 2 minutes to do this please.

regulations.gov

Regulations.gov

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

got good news guys

a Google search for what's the legal limit on how many cherries you can eat in one dose and an AI overview saying there's no laws limiting how many cherries you can eat

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Doctor Hurdy Gurdy @notarealdoctor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

microdosing 3 pounds of cherries

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ALCA, Goddess of Lust 💜 @flailmorpho.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

*new york accent* faggot about it

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