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TolAnna

@notabanana.bsky.social
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spooky lake month to those who celebrate
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything I know about AH and SB has been learned against my will
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
10/10 crest 0/10 name
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time I hear someone say mashed cauliflower is the same as mashed potatoes I want to report them to the authorities
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We talk a lot about communicating via “the portal” for a job as decidedly un-whimsical as mine
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
W H Y
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We stopped by the grocery store and parked next to a Ferrari convertible with a golden doodle sitting in the front seat. If that isn’t just peak Johnson County I don’t know what is.
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s been a shit week for VAR
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The refs absolutely fumbled this derby but 3 points is 3 points
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
VAR turn on your location I just wanna talk
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 11/09/2026
I think that if we're going to Never Forget 9/11, we also should Never Forget all the racism that came after, which includes the creation of ICE
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hahaha I hate it here
Notification from the migraine buddy app stating I have been having an attack for 31 hours
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think as PA president Hopkins should be allowed to use her hands and/or arms whenever she wants
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Go for the books, stay for the amazing decor
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous. I don’t know who this commissioner is. I mean, she could be walking down the street, I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this commissioner.” -MB and HH (probably)
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Michelle Cooper never change
A meme of the “Chanel boots” scene from the devil wears Prada. The NWSL asks “are you wearing the…” and Michelle cooper answers “the new balance boots? Yeah, I am.”
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We went to ikea neither one of us had a panic attack or homicidal rage. Please clap.
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s always nice to see someone take pride in their work
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Casual
Picture showing a storm chaser vehicle parked in a parking lot
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My poor dog got sniped by a cicada right outside our door. I fear he will never emotionally recover from this.
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I saw my wife’s leg in an episode of Ted Lasso. We made it, folks 🥹
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
lol eat shit
2 pushes from the NYT

Breaking News
Kansas voters rejected a ballot measure on electing state Supreme Court justices, a setback for antiabortion Republicans.
now

A Loss for the G.O.P.
Missouri voters rejected an attempt to make it harder to pass citizen-sponsored amendments to the state Constitution.
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You’d think my years of experience as a GERD Girlie™️ would teach me not to chug a cup of coffee and then get down on the floor and scrub my baseboards, but here I am
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Done 🫡
Photo showing a sticker with a drawing of an astronaut saying “I voted”
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ok I’m getting a Hopkins kit. That was an insane game from her 🤯
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KC Blue Crew @kcbluecrew.com · 29/07/2026
You asked for it, it’s here! Our 2026 Pride Tifo on a tee! Order yours and rep this powerful message wherever you are! Check out our new shop (kc-blue-crew.printify.me) with two options to sport this wonderful design. A portion of proceeds will be donated to local LGBTQIA+ organizations.
Graphic for KC Blue Crew’s SHIRT DROP. A fundraiser for the Tifo team and LGBTQIA+ community. The shirt is white with blue, pink and white stripes and text to reflect the trans flag, with “you make the world a much better place” across the flag.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
Imagine taking time out of your day to be mad about trans girls and women in sports. It's so fucking dumb man
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Danny Page @danny.page · 30/07/2026
oh you’re a NWSL fan? name their 3 of their failed live-streaming partners
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imagine having to face TWO Chawingas
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nothing humbles you like a 3 year old telling you to hurry up while you’re making their mac and cheese and chicken nuggies
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Happy corn sweat szn to those who celebrate
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Friends, Romans, Countrythems: my unemployment adventure is over. Ya girl signed a job offer 🥳
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not me closely watching everyone’s reactions to having to shake that shitbag’s hand
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Goth Capo @tinalope.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
4-0 is the most dangerous lead in soccer
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France shitting the bed vs England englanding
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France is playing like… how do you say… shit?
Saison Marguerite from the web series The Most Popular Girls in School
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
IN-CROIX-DIBLE
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m no expert but I feel like we do better when we score goals and we don’t let the other team score goals
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If England is gonna shit the bed the least they can do is take it to penalties
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E Anderson @emcanderson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Blanche Devereaux: Oh Yes, Definitely
ALT: Blanche Devereaux: Oh Yes, Definitely
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It’s all fun and games until the migraine aura hits while you’re driving
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
On to the next one then
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Will Smith: Men In Black Neuralyzer Flash
Alt: Will Smith’s character in Men in Black erasing the memory of the KC Current’s loss to Orlando
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
How it feels applying for jobs in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty six
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Gob Bluth on the Beach
ALT: Gob Bluth on the Beach
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Cj Says: Racism is scarier than anything 🎃🦇👻 @cynicalceezy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VARgentina
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ve learned a lot of spanish by watching these games on telemundo. For example: “pinche pendejo” means referee
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I hate var I have always said this
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sure that might as well happen
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TolAnna @notabanana.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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