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NotA4YearOld

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Joanie's Post Post Feminist Phase @bettybitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seen on instagram but its cooking with Bluesky energy
@spiteismadebyfairies on instagram
"Being online enough to tell which Gen Z slang terms come from AAVE vs which come from 2010s incel forums is the modern version of telling which words are anglo-saxon or Latinate because of translating the aeneid, beowulf
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why the dentist always got a harem?
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026
benadryl at night, hat man's delight
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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
𓀥 𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟 𓀣 𓁀
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Prison
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Affirmations: My body is not a soft animal. My skin is chitinous. My juicy meat is protected. I will molt safely again and again.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
End the Stroad.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can I ask what your esoteric use case is? I've been loosely following the quaternion saga with mild interest.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Is this just the Penguins of Madagascar?
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Feels like this game came out of nowhere and everybody loves it.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Day 400 of waiting for the rest of SotE
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Fuck Microsoft
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Start charging it rent
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Prediction: At some point Trump will say that the Statue of Liberty should be polished to its original copper color.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
@day9tv.bsky.social would be good content
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Several genius comedians at the table, and not one person made a "dead pan" humor joke. How?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Everyone “finishing” this game is like “my my what a delightful little puzzler” and everyone that sticks with it sounds like the protagonist at the end of a lovecraft story.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Measuring cups are for bakers and cowards
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I beat #blueprince after about 20 hours, but I only unlocked 1 achievement. I just found a puzzle that leads to 8 more puzzles, that will, I assume, lead to even more puzzles. Too much game in my game. #GOTY
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
on this day
list of unusual animal deaths: 1999 "On the inaugural ride of the Apollo's Chariot rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, male model Fabio was struck in the face by a goose during the first drop. The goose was killed, while Fabio's nose was bloodied and required stitches"
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
If I had a pet parrot, I would be a menace. Just a constant hype man on my shoulder for me to run bits with. 1980s highschool bully level shenanigans.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
For those that don't know: www.npr.org/sections/the...
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Weasel Apparently Shuts Down World's Most Powerful Particle Collider
The Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland is offline, following a run-in with a small mammal that munched on a power cord.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In the interest of full disclosure, this remark was prompted by overthinking why some variations of the "she eben on my nezer til I scrooge" template meme work and others don't, and how sometimes it's because it just doesn't seem plausible that a given piece of gibberish could be a sex act.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
The day after Mario day (Mar 10) is now Luigi day.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Live by the Wiley. Die by the Coyote.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Nothing makes me want to call in a bomb threat more than setting up window 11 on a new laptop. Allegedly.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
If you see this, share a Skeleton.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
"He caught her up reluctant on his golden car and bare her away lamenting. (...) [Hades] was bearing her away by leave of Zeus on his immortal chariot -- his own brother's child and all unwilling." -Homeric Hymn to Demeter
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
black text on a white background: “this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda. corvid haters unfollow immediately.” the text is on the right and on the left is a crow
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Love a good footnote
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I just want to be cold and wet like a fish
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
RISE
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Laws don't stop fascists, bullets do.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Fuck John Calvin
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Pangur Bánh Mì
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Listening to the #darksouls soundtrack is wild, because I'm intimately familiar with the start of every song, but past around the one minute mark it is entirely new noises. Usually either the boss is dead by then or I am.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/01/2025
current vibe
needlepoint showing two birds facing off captioned

new liver
same eagles
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
And neither was LA apparently
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I have never once said "correct me if I'm wrong" without being absolutely sure that I was right.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Give me a month for the other six deadly sins
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
ZABITO BOGA
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Holly Frey @hollyfrey.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
There is an Isaac Newton diss in Nosferatu that had me cackling aloud, and friends, let me tell you: I laughed alone.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Movie theaters should serve tater tots instead of popcorn.
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NotA4YearOld @nota4yearold.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
"Why is the word house blue?"
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