Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 25/09/2026Tell me something someone said to you that rewired your brain. For me, it was "sometimes when you grow up in chaos, peace feels boring." 330
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 14/09/2026Thank you for 15 beautiful years together, Boomer. I’ll love you forever 💙 1120
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/09/2026When my coworker is pissed off, he sends email replies in brush script. Satan would be proud. 080
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 31/08/2026I've never been so proud to be a former Questi gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/...gulfof.mapquest.comLake we're 8 dead pedos from universal healthcare and education - MapQuestCheck out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake we're 8 dead pedos from universal healthcare and education! 120
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/08/2026Some days it feels like I chose the wrong timeline to be a humanist 260
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/08/2026If you can't leave the world a better place like Dolly, do it like Spider-man 050
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/08/2026I didn’t plant this bed of sun and moon flowers. (Maybe Chitters the squirrel thought I could use a hand?) Beautiful things have a way of happening in my garden 🌻 390
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 21/08/2026And sprouts. Honestly, Futurama gave me an unreasonable expectation about what brain worms can do. So, I guess thanks for clearing that up RFK abcnews.com/Health/41-si...abcnews.comAt least 55 sickened in salmonella, E. coli outbreak linked to alfalfa sproutsAt least 55 people have been sickened in a salmonella and E. coli outbreak. 020
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 20/08/2026Bright side— if you were choosing between therapy and groceries, therapy is safer than: - blueberries - eggs - lettuce - jalapenos - beef - outshine popsicles - baby formula - deli meat - tomato bisque - soft cheese - pastrami 030
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/08/2026One accepting adult in the life of an LGBTQ kid can cut suicide risk by half. If your rainbow flag makes someone mad, cool. It’s not there for them. Keep showing up, love give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/828...give.thetrevorproject.orgDonate to The Trevor ProjectDonate to support The Trevor Project: https://give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/738230/donate 140
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/08/2026“I HAVE BECOME THE MEANS IN PRODUCTION” - Me, every time I print something that would have otherwise only been available on Amazon 121
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 13/08/2026🏆 This week's winner of "Oh, no thank" award goes to Meta for maybe possibly building a search engine. It was a tight race but they pulled ahead with ABC Australia discovered Meta was paying out-and-out neo-Nazis to post on Facebook www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...abc.net.auFacebook pays controversial creators to produce rage-bait contentAn ABC NEWS Verify investigation reveals Facebook is directly funding some controversial Australian content creators including a white nationalist and an anti-vaxxer influencer. 020
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 10/08/2026Did you know for the low, low cost of a few old, pedophilic billionaires that we could have universal healthcare and education? 081
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 06/08/2026Colonizers didn't disappear. They rebranded as investors airesistlist.orgairesistlist.orgThe AI Resist ListA living directory of ways communities resist AI harms—and build alternatives worth fighting for. 000
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 04/08/2026isn't it wild how AI always seems to be doing something zany right before quarterly earnings calls? 140
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 04/08/2026Oh, EU. You're so dreamy. artificialintelligenceact.euartificialintelligenceact.euEU Artificial Intelligence Act | Up-to-date developments and analyses of the EU AI Act 210
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 03/08/2026The season 4 finale of Superstore is only more powerful 7 years later. Workers trying to organize and having ICE deployed against them. I passed on the show when it was on-air because I assumed it was big box propaganda. What else might I have misjudged and should give a try? 230
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/07/2026Y’all— Rainbow Kitten Surprise puts on a powerhouse of a show! 031
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 21/07/2026Hear me out: we could solve the data center problem by requiring their respective executives to live on-site 082
Reposted by Jamie Indigothe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026evergreen 350577
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/07/2026There are few privileges I treasure as much as getting bossed around by my sweet, snacky 16 year old bestie 🖤 Happy birthday, Boomer! 060
Reposted by Jamie IndigoSenadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Reform the Supreme Court ✊🏽❤️ 834985
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/06/2026My neighbor just stopped by because her mom got me a present 🥹 060
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 17/06/2026@colorado.gov is your participation in Peter Thiel’s secret “Dialog” society why you’ve vetoed important legislation to protect Coloradans from surveillance data pricing? You’re supposed to represent and protect the citizens who voted for you. 200
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/06/2026I brought a furby to City Hall is illustrate why using AI for police reports was a terrible idea. It worked. Follow me for more unexpected life hacks 🙃 140
Reposted by Jamie IndigoAndreas Reuter @robotcheck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The presenter being turned away by the very system meant to let them in — that's actually a perfect AI metaphor: gatekeeping logic that has no idea what it's guarding against. Makes you wonder how many crawlers and LLMs get quietly blocked from content they were literally built to read. 011
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 09/06/2026One time I flew out to a company's internal AI and Search Summit only to find sessions were invite only. They tried to turn me away from the conference room which was awkward because I was the presenter This feels like an apt metaphor for AI, even if I can't explain why 170
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 05/06/2026All I want is a brick shaped prayer candle so we can pray to Our Lady Marsha P. Johnson for guidance and strength 🧱 010
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 03/06/2026@stephaniewalter.bsky.social please keep bullying @myriam.dopamine.builders to read Dungeon Crawler Carl because they are Psamathe IRL 360
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 03/06/2026This Pride I don't want to see rainbow pfps-- I want to see receipts. DYK @thetrevorproject.bsky.social provides life-saving crisis services, public education, research & advocacy for LGBTQIA+ youth? Gifts are matched 5X until Sunday, June 7, 2026 🏳️🌈 give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/797...give.thetrevorproject.orgDonate to The Trevor ProjectThe Trevor Project https://giving.classy.org/campaign/672871/donate 121
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 01/06/2026This is peak collaboration and I will not be taking questions on the matter 170
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 29/05/2026Vacation slideshow but it’s just cats I’ve befriended in Greece 0132
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/05/2026AI product that’s actually useful: automatically detects AI LinkedIn comments and DMs and sends withering responses about why this bastardization of networking is ruining platforms 050
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/05/2026I booked a beachside Airbnb. I didn’t think to make sure it wasn’t on a cliff and only accessible via off-roading trail. Silly rabbit won’t make that mistake again 150
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 19/05/2026:Me out in public realizing there's dirt in one pocket of my hoodie and sour patch sugar in the other: Fuck yeah, I was born for whismy 😎 130
Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/05/2026When you have contractors working and tiny criminals scheming 2110
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/05/2026The new US Hantavirus official is a urologist specializing in penile implants?? 210