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Jamie Indigo

@not-a-robot.com
1.6K followers 979 following 887 posts

She/they; 100% human tech SEO; author of While You Were Offline; Tabaxi/Rogue; Public Speaker; loving auntie; I go down 🐇🕳 & learn in public. Posts are my own nonsense. Zombie of @jammer_volts on Twitter

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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 25/09/2026
Tell me something someone said to you that rewired your brain. For me, it was "sometimes when you grow up in chaos, peace feels boring."
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 14/09/2026
Thank you for 15 beautiful years together, Boomer. I’ll love you forever 💙
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 09/09/2026
The love you’ve always dreamt of is out there 🥰
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/09/2026
When my coworker is pissed off, he sends email replies in brush script. Satan would be proud.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 31/08/2026
I've never been so proud to be a former Questi gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/...
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Lake we're 8 dead pedos from universal healthcare and education - MapQuest
Check out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake we're 8 dead pedos from universal healthcare and education!
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/08/2026
Some days it feels like I chose the wrong timeline to be a humanist
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/08/2026
If you can't leave the world a better place like Dolly, do it like Spider-man
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/08/2026
I didn’t plant this bed of sun and moon flowers. (Maybe Chitters the squirrel thought I could use a hand?) Beautiful things have a way of happening in my garden 🌻
A bed of sunflowers and moonflowersChitters the squirrel
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 21/08/2026
And sprouts. Honestly, Futurama gave me an unreasonable expectation about what brain worms can do. So, I guess thanks for clearing that up RFK abcnews.com/Health/41-si...
abcnews.com
At least 55 sickened in salmonella, E. coli outbreak linked to alfalfa sprouts
At least 55 people have been sickened in a salmonella and E. coli outbreak.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 20/08/2026
Bright side— if you were choosing between therapy and groceries, therapy is safer than: - blueberries - eggs - lettuce - jalapenos - beef - outshine popsicles - baby formula - deli meat - tomato bisque - soft cheese - pastrami
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/08/2026
One accepting adult in the life of an LGBTQ kid can cut suicide risk by half. If your rainbow flag makes someone mad, cool. It’s not there for them. Keep showing up, love give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/828...
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Donate to The Trevor Project
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/08/2026
“I HAVE BECOME THE MEANS IN PRODUCTION” - Me, every time I print something that would have otherwise only been available on Amazon
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 13/08/2026
🏆 This week's winner of "Oh, no thank" award goes to Meta for maybe possibly building a search engine. It was a tight race but they pulled ahead with ABC Australia discovered Meta was paying out-and-out neo-Nazis to post on Facebook www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
abc.net.au
Facebook pays controversial creators to produce rage-bait content
An ABC NEWS Verify investigation reveals Facebook is directly funding some controversial Australian content creators including a white nationalist and an anti-vaxxer influencer.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 10/08/2026
Did you know for the low, low cost of a few old, pedophilic billionaires that we could have universal healthcare and education?
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 06/08/2026
Colonizers didn't disappear. They rebranded as investors airesistlist.org
airesistlist.org
The AI Resist List
A living directory of ways communities resist AI harms—and build alternatives worth fighting for.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 05/08/2026
okay but sometimes enshittification is pretty funny
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u/WastePotential 
[AUG26] "Scruff is just SO protective of Baby Lisa!"
The enamoured parents laughed as they took photos and videos of their German Shepherd lying down right beside their newborn and refusing to let anyone get close to her.

Reddit Promoted ad directly beneath:
Feed your puppy's unique needs with Royal Canin precise nutrition.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 04/08/2026
isn't it wild how AI always seems to be doing something zany right before quarterly earnings calls?
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 04/08/2026
Oh, EU. You're so dreamy. artificialintelligenceact.eu
artificialintelligenceact.eu
EU Artificial Intelligence Act | Up-to-date developments and analyses of the EU AI Act
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 04/08/2026
$5 on a shocking sudden 🐢 death in the 24 hours
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 03/08/2026
The season 4 finale of Superstore is only more powerful 7 years later. Workers trying to organize and having ICE deployed against them. I passed on the show when it was on-air because I assumed it was big box propaganda. What else might I have misjudged and should give a try?
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Sitebulb @sitebulb.com · 30/07/2026
EXTRA EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! While You Were Offline by @not-a-robot.com c/o Sitebulb is out later today 👉https://sitebulb.com/while-you-were-offline/ #seo #newsletter
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/07/2026
Y’all— Rainbow Kitten Surprise puts on a powerhouse of a show!
Rainbow Kitten Surprise at Fiddler’s Green
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 21/07/2026
Hear me out: we could solve the data center problem by requiring their respective executives to live on-site
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
evergreen
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 10/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
Ouija board said bye
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/07/2026
There are few privileges I treasure as much as getting bossed around by my sweet, snacky 16 year old bestie 🖤 Happy birthday, Boomer!
A black shepherd mix peaking through the grass
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Senadora Julie Gonzales @senadorajulie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Reform the Supreme Court ✊🏽❤️
Statement from Senator Gonzales regarding today's Supreme Court decision, which reads "Today’s decisions from the Supreme Court inspire both relief and rage. On the one hand, the foundational principle of birthright citizenship remains in tact, while on the other, states are given the right to marginalize and oppress trans people, which is an abandonment of our belief that everyone has the same set of constitutional rights.  Project 2025 is alive and well friends, and while Donald Trump might not get everything he wants, he wakes up everyday thinking he is a king.  It’s time to reform the Supreme Court. Term limits, court expansion, and ethics rules should all be priorities for Democrats who believe our country is slipping into fascism and want to do something about it.  Colorado, this Election Day, get out and vote like your rights depend on it — because they do."
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 29/06/2026
Pattie Gonia is a national treasure, babes
Vera, Pattie Gonia, and Sequoia on stage at Denver pride A pair of silly gooses
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Dave Smart @tamethebots.com · 26/06/2026
I've added a convert to Markdown button to convert the rendered, or initial, html of the page you fetched to (you guessed it) Markdown, in case you like that kind of thing. tamethebots.com/tools/fetch-...
tamethebots.com
Fetch & Render Tool
Fetch, render and test your webpage like a bot would, compare inital & rendered html, see how robots.txt affects a page and more
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/06/2026
Bro has a point 📚🥸
Tweet from @suraj_sharma14 which reads:
 
Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird.

The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts & answers for free.

AI companies turned all of it into products worth billions.

And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable.

We built the library.

Someone else started charging admission.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/06/2026
My neighbor just stopped by because her mom got me a present 🥹
Blue tee shirt with ‘resist’ artwork with cat tax
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 17/06/2026
@colorado.gov is your participation in Peter Thiel’s secret “Dialog” society why you’ve vetoed important legislation to protect Coloradans from surveillance data pricing? You’re supposed to represent and protect the citizens who voted for you.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/06/2026
I brought a furby to City Hall is illustrate why using AI for police reports was a terrible idea. It worked. Follow me for more unexpected life hacks 🙃
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 11/06/2026
It feels good when your arborist loves your yard 🌳
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Andreas Reuter @robotcheck.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The presenter being turned away by the very system meant to let them in — that's actually a perfect AI metaphor: gatekeeping logic that has no idea what it's guarding against. Makes you wonder how many crawlers and LLMs get quietly blocked from content they were literally built to read.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 09/06/2026
One time I flew out to a company's internal AI and Search Summit only to find sessions were invite only. They tried to turn me away from the conference room which was awkward because I was the presenter This feels like an apt metaphor for AI, even if I can't explain why
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 08/06/2026
Trashcat is entering her domestic diva era
5 pounds of formerly feral kitten lounging in a laundry basket
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 05/06/2026
All I want is a brick shaped prayer candle so we can pray to Our Lady Marsha P. Johnson for guidance and strength 🧱
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 03/06/2026
@stephaniewalter.bsky.social please keep bullying @myriam.dopamine.builders to read Dungeon Crawler Carl because they are Psamathe IRL
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 03/06/2026
This Pride I don't want to see rainbow pfps-- I want to see receipts. DYK @thetrevorproject.bsky.social provides life-saving crisis services, public education, research & advocacy for LGBTQIA+ youth? Gifts are matched 5X until Sunday, June 7, 2026 🏳️‍🌈 give.thetrevorproject.org/campaign/797...
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Donate to The Trevor Project
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 01/06/2026
This is peak collaboration and I will not be taking questions on the matter
Text exchange about entity optimization resources (and possible food poisoning)
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 29/05/2026
Vacation slideshow but it’s just cats I’ve befriended in Greece
Chatty calico in Athens Dr. Mambo, a world renowned expert in orange, KarystosClassy void, AthensDr. Mambo bounding down the tree to say hi, Karystos
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/05/2026
AI product that’s actually useful: automatically detects AI LinkedIn comments and DMs and sends withering responses about why this bastardization of networking is ruining platforms
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/05/2026
I booked a beachside Airbnb. I didn’t think to make sure it wasn’t on a cliff and only accessible via off-roading trail. Silly rabbit won’t make that mistake again
Winner of the “I’m sure it’s a great Airbnb if you can get to it” award 🥇
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 19/05/2026
:Me out in public realizing there's dirt in one pocket of my hoodie and sour patch sugar in the other: Fuck yeah, I was born for whismy 😎
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/05/2026
When you have contractors working and tiny criminals scheming
A poster taped to a door reading “Please do not let the cats out. They have active warrants” with portraits of said criminals and their respective crimes: embezzlement and arson
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Sitebulb @sitebulb.com · 18/05/2026
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/05/2026
The new US Hantavirus official is a urologist specializing in penile implants??
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