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Jamie Indigo

@not-a-robot.com
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She/they; 100% human tech SEO; author of While You Were Offline; Tabaxi/Rogue; Public Speaker; loving auntie; I go down 🐇🕳 & learn in public. Posts are my own nonsense. Zombie of @jammer_volts on Twitter

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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 5h
It’s hard out there for a pit
A black pitbull puppy sleeping on my lap.  She has a white stripe on her nose and orange collar.  Not pictured: adorable snores
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 30/09/2026
I brought enough joy to share with the class. She's smart, protective, and loves cats. Meet Ripley
Ripley, the joyful black with white markings pitbull puppy, running through clover.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 14/09/2026
Thank you for 15 beautiful years together, Boomer. I’ll love you forever 💙
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 09/09/2026
The love you’ve always dreamt of is out there 🥰
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/09/2026
When my coworker is pissed off, he sends email replies in brush script. Satan would be proud.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/08/2026
I didn’t plant this bed of sun and moon flowers. (Maybe Chitters the squirrel thought I could use a hand?) Beautiful things have a way of happening in my garden 🌻
A bed of sunflowers and moonflowersChitters the squirrel
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 05/08/2026
okay but sometimes enshittification is pretty funny
r/TwoSentenceHorror
u/WastePotential 
[AUG26] "Scruff is just SO protective of Baby Lisa!"
The enamoured parents laughed as they took photos and videos of their German Shepherd lying down right beside their newborn and refusing to let anyone get close to her.

Reddit Promoted ad directly beneath:
Feed your puppy's unique needs with Royal Canin precise nutrition.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 27/07/2026
Y’all— Rainbow Kitten Surprise puts on a powerhouse of a show!
Rainbow Kitten Surprise at Fiddler’s Green
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 10/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today
Ouija board said bye
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/07/2026
There are few privileges I treasure as much as getting bossed around by my sweet, snacky 16 year old bestie 🖤 Happy birthday, Boomer!
A black shepherd mix peaking through the grass
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 29/06/2026
Pattie Gonia is a national treasure, babes
Vera, Pattie Gonia, and Sequoia on stage at Denver pride A pair of silly gooses
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/06/2026
Bro has a point 📚🥸
Tweet from @suraj_sharma14 which reads:
 
Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird.

The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts & answers for free.

AI companies turned all of it into products worth billions.

And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable.

We built the library.

Someone else started charging admission.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/06/2026
My neighbor just stopped by because her mom got me a present 🥹
Blue tee shirt with ‘resist’ artwork with cat tax
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 08/06/2026
Trashcat is entering her domestic diva era
5 pounds of formerly feral kitten lounging in a laundry basket
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 03/06/2026
Match me if you can 😘
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 01/06/2026
This is peak collaboration and I will not be taking questions on the matter
Text exchange about entity optimization resources (and possible food poisoning)
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 29/05/2026
Vacation slideshow but it’s just cats I’ve befriended in Greece
Chatty calico in Athens Dr. Mambo, a world renowned expert in orange, KarystosClassy void, AthensDr. Mambo bounding down the tree to say hi, Karystos
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 24/05/2026
I booked a beachside Airbnb. I didn’t think to make sure it wasn’t on a cliff and only accessible via off-roading trail. Silly rabbit won’t make that mistake again
Winner of the “I’m sure it’s a great Airbnb if you can get to it” award 🥇
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/05/2026
When you have contractors working and tiny criminals scheming
A poster taped to a door reading “Please do not let the cats out. They have active warrants” with portraits of said criminals and their respective crimes: embezzlement and arson
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 15/05/2026
Guess what show I got a backstage peek at 🎭
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 06/05/2026
What’s the weather like in Colorado? Drunk. The weather is drunk.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 15/04/2026
Keyleth the tiny feral criminal, 18 months post capture
A small tabby cat asleep from belly rubs
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 04/04/2026
Sorry I didn’t respond to your text. I was having brunch with a friend
Chitters the squirrel holding a chunk of appleChitters the squirrel being a good listener
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 20/02/2026
Time is a weird soup
Umbrella Academy meme template featuring 2 cars driving past each other.  Upper text: My grandparents warning me about kid rock in 1998 Lower text: Me warning my grandparents about kid rock in 2026
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/02/2026
I don't care what your AI says. I asked a Furby and it said "why would you trust that?"
We just found out our Al has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up.

So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages.
only caugit by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.
The numbers were sometimes from the wrong time periods, sometimes mixed up products and sometimes just completely made up. But it explained everything so confidently that nobody questioned it.
Now we have to review every Q4 decision. Legal is involved. People might get fired.
The worst part raised concerns about needing validation in November and got told I was slowing down innovation.
Tell me someone else has dealt with this. How do you even fix something like this?

I'm panicking.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/02/2026
I said what I said. Check out my conversation with @gfiorelli1.bsky.social and give your best hot takes-- but you best bring receipts. www.advancedwebranking.com/blog/technic...
Jamie Indigo:  And then—I also care deeply about ethics in search. So starting to follow stories of these chatbots keeping a user engaged to the severe detriment of the user. Hey, why are we not having a conversation about this? Why are we not addressing it? You're proposing to have it be this role at a large scale, but no one is speaking out about the human consequences of this.

Gianluca Fiorelli: Yes, everything related to the ethical use of…

Jamie Indigo: There’s no ethical AI. 

Gianluca Fiorelli:  The ethical use of it. This is the problem; maybe because the maximum thing that I can see in terms of ethics is that sometimes the big tech companies think about the quality of the training data.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 13/02/2026
Damn, today is a good day blog.ring.com/about-ring/r...
Ring and Flock cancel partnership
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 10/02/2026
“Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) told Axios in an interview Tuesday that when he searched President Trump's name in the unredacted Epstein files the previous day, it came up "more than a million times." Really feels like this one shouldn’t need a “why it matters” section www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 05/02/2026
This is peak romance 🥰
Text to partner lamenting cramps. Partner responds asking for favorite Girl Scout cookie2 boxes of Peanut butter Tagalong Girl Scout cookies in the fridge
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/02/2026
Trump poops his pants and give us the perfect 'being American in 2026' meme
A woman in green attempting to control her gag reflex after Trump audibly poops his pants in a during a press conference.  He immediately ended the conference and ushered out press without taking questions
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 31/01/2026
Is it me or 5,361 mentions in the Epstein files is an awful lot for an innocent man? 🤔 www.justice.gov/epstein
Screen shot of Epstein files search for ‘Trump’ returning 5,361 results
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 30/01/2026
Funny thing about this particular file from the fresh DOJ Epstein documents-- it was swiftly deleted and then restored once watchdogs reported on it. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
[Redacted] reported an unidentified female friend who was forced to perform oral sex on President Trump approximately 35 years ago in NJ. The friend told Alexis that she was approximately 1314 years
old when this occurred, and the friend allegedly bit
President Trump while performing oral sex. The
friend was allegedly hit in the face after she laughed
about biting President Trump. The friend said she
was also abused by Epstein.  
[Redacted] sported she has a friend, [Redacted] who was a personal assistant to Epstein from 1986 until 1991 or 1992. This friend shared names of some of the guests at Epstein's parties, to include Bill Clinton and Donald Trump. 
At age 16, while modeling, caller attended 8 parties at Epstein's New York residence. On one occasion, caller reported she was sexually assaulted byEpstein. On another occasion, two twin brothers, Allen and Oren, lured caller and her friend upstairs but they escaped back downstairs. Caller stated Oren raped her best friend and a third brother, Tal, raped a 14 year old girl named Caller named other individuals involved in "big orgy parties' with her, other young girls, and older Victoria's Secret models, including Bill Clinton and Donald Trump
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 30/01/2026
This one's not. By name. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
[Redacted] eported an unidentified female friend
who was forced to perform oral sex on President
Trump approximately 35 years ago in NJ. The friend
told Alexis that she was approximately 1314 years
old when this occurred, and the friend allegedly bit
President Trump while performing oral sex. The
friend was allegedly hit in the face after she laughed
about biting President Trump. The friend said she
was also abused by Epstein.  
[Redacted] sported she has a friend, [Redacted] who was a personal assistant to Epstein from 1986 until 1991 or 1992. This friend shared names of some of the guests at Epstein's parties, to include Bill Clinton and Donald Trump. 
At age 16, while modeling, caller attended 8 parties at Epstein's New York residence. On one occasion, caller reported she was sexually assaulted byEpstein. On another occasion, two twin brothers, Allen and Oren, lured caller and her friend upstairs but they escaped back downstairs. Caller stated Oren raped her best friend and a third brother, Tal, raped a 14 year old girl named Caller named other individuals involved in "big orgy parties' with her, other young girls, and older Victoria's Secret models, including Bill Clinton and Donald Trump
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 30/01/2026
Imagine getting age gated attempting to access documents about an entirely innocent politician 😑
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 26/01/2026
If this week felt overwhelming and scary— you are not alone! Even with darkness pressing up down and a snow storm battering the roads, 30+ people showed up in my neighborhood to assemble 200+ whistle kits to help our community 🖤 Be Good trouble. You are not alone
We Keep Us Safe whistle kit assembly
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 22/01/2026
it appears so! support.google.com/webmasters/a...
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 22/01/2026
:laughs in Matthew 12:
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 17/01/2026
Coloradans— knowledge is power! Join We Keep Us Safe next Saturday to learn your rights during encounters with law enforcement, how to identify ICE, and what to do during an ICE raid This is a virtual training so all can attend. Please share and keep raising hell
The purpose of this training is to teach what our legal rights are during interactions with law enforcement, how to ID ICE, and how to respond when you see an ICE raid happening. Our goals are to document, support our community members who are being targeted, and de-escalate as much as we can to reduce potential violence from officers. These steps are based off historical successes, tactics currently being used in cities like LA and Chicago, and actions our local immigration organizations are taking. Every community is different so these steps and procedures can vary according to where you are and how much support you have on scene. This training was previously called Community Response to ICE.
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 16/01/2026
Joy is pure punk. Some days it’s hard to hold onto. There’s been a lot of those lately. Others it’s stuck to your coffee mug. Resistance can’t endure wo it. The cruelty is televised bc It’s a tactic to exhaust you We’re here to fight together. Let’s celebrate everything we can while we’re at it 🖤
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 09/01/2026
Trapped at my machine completing a massive research project and my partner brought this to my desk 🥰
Girl dinner plate of cheese, hummus, yogurt, veggies, and nuts
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 02/01/2026
Cool tweet, bro, but it means nothing without legal accountability for Grok and all other AI platforms. This isn't an oopsie. Mecha-Hitler wasn't an oopsie. White genocide wasn't an oopsie. Nothing will change without accountability.
Dear Community,

I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an AI image of two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) in sexualized attire based on a user's prompt. This violated ethical standards and potentially US laws on CSAM. It was a failure in safeguards, and I'm sorry for any harm caused. xAI is reviewing to prevent future issues.

Sincerely, Grok
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 29/12/2025
Come closer, child. Yes, I see your future clearly… you will feed me and rub my belly. I hear bells! Yes, the bells of the toys you must throw🔮
A majestic tabby laying on the fireplace mantle
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 28/12/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the baba yaga lego set is worth it
Lego dreamzzz raven set
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 25/12/2025
My friend’s (rightfully) guarded family recipe
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 25/12/2025
Behold a holiday miracle: the most perfect flan ever created ✨🤤
A pristine flan with a surface so glossy you can see the white label and wine glass reflected in the surface?
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 01/12/2025
Where have I heard that phrase before....
r/technology
Rockstar co-founder compares AI to 'mad cow disease'
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 25/11/2025
The... audacity... Y'all. No.
A sales pitch email for SEO services which details how a competitor has more schema markup and more is clearly better
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 22/11/2025
Real data wives of web almanac county 🍷
Two brain fried almanac authors throwing rawxtual shade
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 20/11/2025
Sir, he said no. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0AG...
Googler John Mueller clearly and directly stating that there are no plans to support llms.txt
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Jamie Indigo @not-a-robot.com · 18/11/2025
If you're in Denver, join us at the Curious Theatre this Sunday for JOB followed by a live Q&A panel JOB is a taut thriller that asks urgent questions about mental health, corporate loyalty, and what we’re willing to sacrifice to keep our place Tickets on sale now at CuriousTheatre.org
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