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Don't try to be a great man, just be a man.

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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

[ends]
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
goals
Crude drawing of me at on the ground with a vaguely peaceful look on my face, exhaling.

Text to the right reads "well rested head empty"
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Crash @crashfan03.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
make it stop
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Duck Delivery youtube.com/live/ijnNEFa...
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Duck DELIVERY
YouTube video by Diva
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Sean Murray @nomansbsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No Man's Sky Cosmos 📋Own A Space Station 🤝Alliances 🛰️Orbital Bases 📡Space Hulks 🚀Anniversary Expedition 🗺️Star Map 💎Deep-Space Looting 🪨Asteroid Belts 🦠Infested Outposts ☀️The Sun 🧙‍♀️Dev Commentary 🧲Tractor Beam ❄️Ice Fields 🪐Outposts ⛰️Improved Terrain 🔫Shipbreaking
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One day we'll get there. I have to believe that. #StarTrek #StarTrek60
“Star Trek was an attempt to say that humanity will reach maturity and wisdom on the day that it begins not just to tolerate, but take a special delight in differences in ideas and differences in life forms. […] If we cannot learn to actually enjoy those small differences, to take a positive delight in those small differences between our own kind, here on this planet, then we do not deserve to go out into space and meet the diversity that is almost certainly out there.” ― Gene Roddenberry
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Sean Murray @nomansbsky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ducks and summer
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"This is some place you got here, Mr Castro! My wife would love this, you got the beautiful weather. You know, I went to that Marxist-Leninist reading group you told me about. Now maybe you can help me out here, because there's just one thing that's bothering me-"
Peter Falk as Lt. Colombo. A black and white publicity still of the rumpled detective.A screenshot from Falk's Wikipedia entry. "Early Career: Falk applied for a job with the CIA."
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do not insult machines. this could actually happen
Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 24/08/2026
Running around the office with my tie tied around my head like I'm Rambo, yelling I'M A THINKFLUENCER, GET OUTTA MY WAY at the top of my lungs, high-fiving everyone whether they want to or not, and so forth
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Single panel cartoon

Top of image: A tweet from “Deep_Thinker” that reads “Once again, I am being persecuted by bluesky meanies for simply promoting healthy debate.

Bottom of image: A screenshot of Deep_Thinker’s bluesky account. He has posted a photo with the caption “this is important”. The photo is of him leaning on a stool with his trousers around his ankles. He has written “Race Science. Good or bad?” in his own shit on the wall
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Thomas Marrone @thomasthecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
60 years later we're still cribbing from his genius.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
what does it all mean
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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penny @hollhorse.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Nautical Nonsense is (Not) Something You Wish
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Thomas Marrone @thomasthecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today the KELVIN TIMELINE STARSHIP BUNDLE went live in @playstartrekonline.com! This was a really fun bundle to put together and brings some long-awaited starships from the Kelvin Timeline into STO. Check out the trailer the STO team worked on in cooperation w/Arc! 🧵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmT...
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Star Trek Online: The Kelvin Timeline Bundle
YouTube video by Star Trek Online
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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ZaGorudan @zagorudan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🥰Happy 60th to the first Ultraman episode, the one that started it all🥰
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in the bridge of the "D" and Worf stands with arms crossed, looking defiant. (Like pissed and fed up not like the USS Defiant from Deep Space 9)
Closed caption reads, "Die."
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Star Trek Online @playstartrekonline.com · 05/07/2026
The Kuvah'magh is called. Two days remain.
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 05/07/2026
You do not need to react, or even form an opinion, on every event around you. A true warrior knows that often it is better to simply observe and learn, to alleviate one's ignorance, rather than putting it on full display.
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Star Trek Online @playstartrekonline.com · 04/07/2026
The Kuvah'magh is called. Three days remain.
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Star Trek Online @playstartrekonline.com · 03/07/2026
The Kuvah'magh is called. Four days remain.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Data is sitting motion less like he's glitching and malfunctioning or maybe just tripping balls. Picard is holding his arm and has an arm behind his back to stabilize him and he's making a face like you'd make if you were a pirate and yelling YARRRRRRR, MAYEY!!
Closed caption reads, "How do I destroy everything?"
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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 02/07/2026
The ability to recognize the suffering of others and offer assistance is not only honorable, but it will serve you well in many situations, some unexpected. Compassion is a transferable skill.
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Star Trek Online @playstartrekonline.com · 02/07/2026
You're Gornna have new toys to play with soon, Captains! This mini-bundle was announced on the stream this week, but here's a better look at the items inside. We'll have more details on the blog, it's contents, and stats next week.
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Star Trek Online @playstartrekonline.com · 01/07/2026
The Kuva'magh is called. Six days remain.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on planet somewhere and in a room backlit in purple and red. There's a human looking man standing and looking off in the distance with a determined face. He's wearing a snug white long sleeve shirt and white spandex pants that fit a bit too tight if you ask me. Definitely rocking some moose knuckle. Kirk and Spock are standing on either side of him, Spock is holding his arm and leaning in as if whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Closed caption reads, "Logic is a little tweeting bird."
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Gazbang Goblin @gazbanggoblin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Lost my first cat last week, second cat is dealing with stage 2 of the same disease that I lost my first cat to. Gonna turn my anniversary and new model debut stream into a bit of a fundraiser. Anything anyone can donate would be helpful. ko-fi.com/gazbang/goal...
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