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Don’t blame her for giving up tbh

No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

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If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅

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Heartfelt thanks to Sian just now for venturing into our daughter’s room and dealing with a spider the size of Kazakhstan

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He was absolute box office for a neutral

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Relegated, Promoted, Relegated, Relegated

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After a mere three relegations, Wout Faes has left Leicester. I think I will always love him. A somehow even more error-prone David Luiz, his brace of own goals at Anfield in 2022 is one of my favourite ever performances from a professional footballer. Go well King.

A bad drawing of newly ex-Leicester City defender Wout Faes radiating calm authority.

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Thanks for the suggestions, all! Have offered them to the local hospital charity, though am braced for them telling me they're not suitable for those feeling ill, recovering from surgery etc. And now we wait

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Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Have a pile of spare mugs that, for various reasons, I’m no longer selling so does anyone have any suggestions for what to do with them

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It has been pointed out that not a single player from either team is looking at the ball. You must understand though that the ball is of no interest to us.

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Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

💚Union Street 0-0 Bicester Town Colts 🔴 EXTRAORDINARY SCENES in today’s game as Union Street record their first goalless draw in 4897 days. Not much happened (as you can imagine) but a welcome first point of the season. Also, the oppo clubhouse has a telly that very possibly predates our last 0-0.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

I think I would like a cartoonishly enormous points deduction, like six hundred points. Like when people get sentenced to a hundred and seventy years in prison, just meaninglessly big numbers.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅

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I was a semi-decent goalkeeper in my youth but I’m just watching Danny Ward for Wales and I’m bit worried I’m going to get called up

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That's a great read, although my admittedly very fluid list of faves currently has Honourable Schoolboy at the top, just because I'm perfectly happy to wallow in it's expanded scope and because I love Jerry. You're very right that it's good to read something critical of something you love!

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Will get to it once I’m done with the full JLC oeuvre!

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I’ve had such a terrific time with them. Doing all the Smiley books in order but these three have been just incredible. Honourable Schoolboy my favourite but loved the Smiley-centric-ness of the last one. BEREFT NOW.

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Have bought a selection of ties so I can polish my glasses on the fat end for the rest of my days

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My neighbours will be asking questions

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Mother in law was watching too, pressure isn’t the word

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They follow me around even when I’m not playing darts

I’ve been sent for a scan, probably just a knock

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