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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 28/09/2026

After a mere three relegations, Wout Faes has left Leicester. I think I will always love him. A somehow even more error-prone David Luiz, his brace of own goals at Anfield in 2022 is one of my favourite ever performances from a professional footballer. Go well King.

A bad drawing of newly ex-Leicester City defender Wout Faes radiating calm authority.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 28/09/2026

Have a pile of spare mugs that, for various reasons, I’m no longer selling so does anyone have any suggestions for what to do with them

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 24/09/2026

Hearing disgusting rumours that I ran around the garden

A photo providing incontrovertible proof of me banging in a 180 like some kind of god of darts

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 23/09/2026

The venerable @athleticomince.bsky.social is coming to an end, so for old times’ sake here’s our bad doodle of the British Managers Lunch Club. Money money money money money

A very bad drawing of 12 British (although one of them played for and managed Ireland) football managers in poses eerily reminiscent of Da Vinci’s Last Supper

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 22/09/2026

Spent far too long a few years ago ine the other place constructing elaborate back stories for them all... though didn't quite get round to first names.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/09/2026

The cats that aren’t ours and don’t live here don’t know we’re getting a dog

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/09/2026

Played five a side tonight and my hair has now reached the requisite length for me to update my fictitious journeyman footballer bio

A photo of a gaunt, silver-haired 43 year old man wearing a tricolour headband and a circa 1980 adidas trefoil French non-league football shirt. He should know better than to parade around like this.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/09/2026

Went to Venice one early January and it was the coldest I've ever been in my entire life. Took enough clothes for the three days and ended up wearing every item at once the whole time we were there, alternating the bottom layer. Also while I was there this happened:

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/09/2026

Here's me toying with the idea of trying to draw every single Premier League player/team in time to do mugs/prints of them all in time for Christmas but worrying it may be the actual death of me

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/09/2026

400m relay but they're passing one of these

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 08/09/2026

Absolutely reeling from food delivery containing this carrot/murder weapon

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/09/2026

Already lived through Darwin Nunez leaving the Premier League. Haaland's cut his hair, and now Woltemade is off to Juventus. All my muses, gone.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 27/08/2026

Nerdlingers, can anyone confirm for me whether the butterfly on this narrow boat is actually a painted lady or is it actually a red admiral and they’ve made a grievous error

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 27/08/2026

I will back Gianni Infantino’s reelection campaign if he promises to limit the thickness of corner flags

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 24/08/2026

I’m quite bad at my job but I’m not Robert Sanchez bad at my job

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/08/2026

If you're not watching Cardiff City v Wrexham, here is the latest

A harrowing depiction of Rubin Cowill #CARWRE

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/08/2026

3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/08/2026

Friends fear he’s built Lego Chernobyl

A Lego recreation of Chernobyl reactor 4, post-meltdown

Lego Chernobyl - close up of reactor chamber with lots of wonky fuel rods

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 16/08/2026

Haven’t posted about the cats that don’t live here for a while. Rest assured, they still don’t live here.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 14/08/2026

Hugely flawed but, all told, I'm gonna miss this maniac.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 11/08/2026

Always been a big fan of Fugazi and that time Guy Picciotto wedged himself upside down in a basketball hoop to sing ‘Glue Man’ so I built it out of Lego. Might have to build Brendan Canty now. (yes I’m coping very well with the gap between the World Cup ending and the premier league kicking off)

A photo of Fugazi singer/guitarist Guy Picciotto hanging upside down from a basketball hoop singing the song ‘Glue Man’. Drummer Brendan Canty is busy drumming below him.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 11/08/2026

Good to see him rebuilding his career after that whole Chernobyl business

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 05/08/2026

Did I take the Lazer Raiders ride at Legoland too seriously? Who can possibly say

A photo of a family of four, taken during a ride on the ‘Lazer Raiders’ attraction at Legoland Windsor. Two small children in the front seats look fairly baffled. The woman in the back left seat seems vaguely amused. The man in the back right seat appears to be pretending to have a very particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you. If you let his (other?) daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. He will not look for you, he will not pursue you. But if you don't, he will look for you, he will find you, and he will kill you. What an absolute chump.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 04/08/2026

Please meet my five new children 🦋

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 03/08/2026

How goth is our daughter you ask? Well she’s currently at the Day-Of-The-Deading-Her-Face-With-Actual-Sharpie stage.

A photo of a four year old girl lying on an uncomplaining golden retriever. Her face is covered in black pen, vaguely reminiscent of a Mexican day of the dead style mask. You can’t see it but her legs were even worse.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 03/08/2026

Daughter is four and already the best artist in the house, not to mention the biggest goth

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 03/08/2026

Colosseum takes some beating, but the Pantheon late at night was amazing, especially as we didn’t expect to get in there. Went to the Vatican to (we thought) spend our last couple of hours in the square but ended up going in the Basilica where there was a service with full choir, the works. Amazing!

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/08/2026

Anyway, happy 25th anniversary to us 🥳 10/10 would spend a quarter of a century with Sian again x

Two dorks outside the Colosseum in 100 degree heat

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/08/2026

Currently in the Colosseum. It’s mind-boggling.

A picture of the stupefyingly amazing Colosseum in Rome.

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