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Consultant. "Mouthy Northern Git". #NUFC Anti-fascist, Ally/Accomplice, Anti-Tory (Blue and Red) FREE PALESTINE. Obviously. 🇵🇸

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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 10h
Doing the bidding of a foreign nation before his own. Those of you who were in tears at tne conference were mugged off again. BBC News - Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breaches www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Andy Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breaches
The prime minister compares the allegations against Man City to the plight of his own club Everton.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 10h
Kicking that can down the road. What a fucking Tory. BBC News - Brexit referendum 'possible' in Labour election manifesto, says Andy Burnham - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Brexit referendum 'possible' in Labour election manifesto, says Andy Burnham
The PM says a referendum wouldn't be the right thing now but the UK needs to consider its options for the future.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
Pmsl
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
Of course Wes is vindicated, he found a fellow bubg-lover
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
I assume they're taking the piss.
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Satan @social-hell.uk · 14h
It's world read Satan's book day
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
The original disappointing, neoliberal labour PM.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
Not letting the truth get in the way of utter bullshit, here
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 17h
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Jojo she/her @jojofe24.bsky.social · 17h
This is starmer and burnhams legacy
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
Hey, everyone who likes Talarico.......you're morons
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14h
"Remarkable speech" Jeebus, people are fucking stupid.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
Drop some VILLAINS
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
Absolute garbage here. The majority of voters are 45+. They either remember or know about the 70's. Although this lack of regard for facts or research does say a lot
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
Its funny. Fuck 'em
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
Absolute cunt's take from this dickhead
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
Entirely made-up, nonsensical "fiscal rules" What a pathetic "leader" we have
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
This is actually not too bad. Also, if they were 70m, thats on the idiot that selected them.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
Its very, very similar, but with fewer facts and far more empty promises.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 15h
More godawful AI from Farrukh, clearly not bothered about the social or environmental impacts
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 17h
Weak BBC News - Move to rejoin EU among options for UK, says Andy Burnham - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Move to rejoin EU among options for UK, says Andy Burnham
The prime minister tells the BBC the current Brexit settlement has caused "more harm than good".
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Cutes118 @cutes118.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But if all of the hostages lived, then the occupiers wouldn’t have a good enough reason to start the thing they really wanted to do anyway, genocide! Shame on all complicit people/ countries. I wish them everything they deserve and more.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 18h
Yesterday I made Caldo Verde. It wasn't my best one ever, but Caldo Verde remains THE BEST SOUP. I will not be taking questions at this time. #CaldoVerde #soup #bestsoup
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 18h
He's an arsehole for punching down on the vulnerable
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 18h
This is a FUNDAMENTAL point. If Burnham's pretend-review doesn't bring this up, and recommend the end of buying MPs, then it has failed as much as Burnham will.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 18h
Then he wouldn't have to be punching pensioners in the face. But it seens like he, Labour, and Labour supporters get a bit turned on by doing that.
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham promised to repeal Margaret Thatcher’s “ideological ban on public ownership of water companies". That's a very, very long way from a clear, simple "We shall renationalise the Water Industry", isn't it? 😢
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BossSaru @bosssaru.bsky.social · 20h
Quite. These plans are going to become a joke if, for the next few years, people's conditions contribute to get materially worse and the Government's response is "we'll probably get around to that in 2029 if you give us another term".
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 21h
Everyone is terribly excited about this bold new turn in British politics, and the lads explain that the PM has laid out a radical plan that we will all be invited to vote for in 2029*.
Andy Burnham's radical
British reset
The State of It >
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The Labour Party is jubilant. Andy Burnham has fired the starting gun for the next general election with one of the most consequential conference speeches in recent memory. He used it to set out a series of major proposals, including an end to the triple lock, the abolition of first-past-the-post and closer ties with Europe.
At the heart of his national project is a care service free at the point of use. Burnham has set out a vision that promises to put Britain on a different road. But can he persuade the country to buy into it?
Steven Swinford, political editor, The Times Ben Riley-Smith, political editor, The Sunday Times
Producers: Euan Dawtrey, Harry Kitson
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
Trying to downplay the fact that a club, manager and players deliberately cheated is a flex.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
It should The players are also cheats.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
Imagine how much fun they'll have together in the "demonising trans kids" element of the debate.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
Hand-wave!!
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 19h
The depressing fact is that Burnham would appear to have no better idea about what to do about anything than Starmer did So very New Labour, then. So fucking depressing
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
"Hey, the Right Wing dickheads keep posting unnecessary AI images, and we ceaselessly mock them for it, yeah?" "Yeah, why" "Look what I did!"
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
100%
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 19h
Fuck Man City, obviously. Cheating bastards. But why does the BBC think we wave to hear what this geriatric ballsack has to say about it. What a cockend he is. BC News - I'd stick my Man City medals in bin - Keane www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Manchester City charges: Roy Keane says medals worthless after guilty finding
Roy Keane says he would throw his "medals in the bin" if he were a Manchester City player after the club were found guilty of all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial rules.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
Lewis Goodall is an absolute moron.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kids have no media literacy. They have no way to tell if what the robot is feeding them is correct. You are intentionally crippling student's ability to develop critical thinking skills by making them rely on the slop they're being served from the AI trough. "eat up piggies"
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
Its the same as not trying.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
Yup. People yet again falling for a neoliberal standing there hand-waving.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
Look, I know its wrong to talk about people's bodies, but...............tits on this!!
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
It very much does not. But he's clearly finding people to shill for him.
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Lynne #TaxTheRich #WelfareNotWarfare. Eco-Socialist. Pro-🇵🇸 @bebsdotteragain.bsky.social · 22h
www.thenational.scot/news/2659233... Burnham “spent most of speech telling us what he would do as Prime Minister after next GE, or in 10 years time” Forgetting he’s PM today. All very Keir Starmer’ish… First thing Starmer did was punish pensioners, whilst Burnham is making the exact same mistake.
thenational.scot
Andy Burnham 'will punish pensioners as Keir Starmer did' with triple lock cut
ANDY Burnham is on the edge of making “the same mistake” as Keir Starmer by seeking to “punish pensioners” by axing the triple lock, the SNP…
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Clem.PM @clempm.bsky.social · 22h
Not too horrific for Burnham’s and his vibes
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
"Ooh, Andy was so great at the conference......." FUCKING LOOK AT WHAT HE'S DOING.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22h
The man is a fucking moron. Or thinks WE all are.
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The Meggles Art @megglesart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The AI Bros always come out of the woodwork like cockroaches. How dare you tell them Daddy AI is evil. They can't handle it
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