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Northern Monkey

@northernmonkey.bsky.social
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Consultant. "Mouthy Northern Git". #NUFC Anti-fascist, Ally/Accomplice, Anti-Tory (Blue and Red) FREE PALESTINE. Obviously. 🇵🇸

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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h
THOUSANDS of AI startups have died in the past 12 months
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Can't blame them. #nufc
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush. No regrets
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I said i liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours!
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Eating out is not cheaper, obviously. But calling it "sad restaurant slop" is rude, degrading, fucking pathetic, and a lie.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
.....Excellence responded "get fucked, fash"
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh, how close are we? Let's check...... Oh!! Not fucking close *at all*. Baseless, moronic crap from a sad little racist softcunt
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is amazing. "I know Poland better than you" This idiot has a couple of friends there. Pahahahaha. If only they'd checked beforehand. Also, the negativity towards autism shows a VERY problematic person. All I did was point out their initial, bollocks statement. They're not good people
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another cretin speaks for others, without the fucking brains they were born with.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ffs, honestly
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
QTP with your favourite Jedi (wrong answers only)
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Worst take on games I've seen for a long time. Actual stupidity.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me you know fuck all about Poland, without telling me you know fuck all about Poland.........
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thos troll (pretending to be anti-trump) is a rape apologist and disgusting scumbag
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolute cunt's take from this dickhead
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look, I know its wrong to talk about people's bodies, but...............tits on this!!
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haha, comedy post.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Except Warcraft 1
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When you're anti-trans and just got caught out.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow, this cunt:
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Narrator: cunt has no idea what he's talking about. Obviously.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rodri is a moron. If all Citeh get is a financial slap on the wrist and a littke points deduction, the cretins who run the premier league should never work in football again.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, nah.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is "Tommy's" house. Hashtag GhettoLife
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love them all, but these two are STUNNING, especially the climbing one
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another one defending Sheeran (whilst deliberately ignoring the facts) Jackie is a cunt, she's chosen her side.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's so crazy how many people worship this man when he's one of the most insidious examples of copaganda that exists in media history
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"We were pressured into going back on a pledge to cap donations, and like corrupt cowards we acquiesced. So please give us money, and we'll continue to do fuck all for this country. Love, Uncle Andy & the gang. X"
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tomorrow i start my new "lets avoid dying too young" adventure. After a breakfast of "oatmeal cooked with water, 1 tbsp chia seeds and 1/2 cup blueberries", I have this: I'm beginning to think i have made a terrible mistake.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Say what now???
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Scam account, much?
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Didn't particularly have any support for this post, but, you know.......nice.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Naturally. Because he's a fucking moron.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's it!!! We've finally solved it!! 9/11 was masterminded by the Glasgow local authority! There's no other explanation.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine using AI to try to seem clever, then posting it despite it being wrong. Pahahahaha.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@hymage.eurosky.social is a pathetic fantasist, making things worse. Absolute cunt.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#nufc
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nearly choked on my sangria with the "experienced replacements" thing.
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No, YOU'RE at the flamenco show in the private room in the restaurant. Oh no, that's me.
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