iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Northern Monkey

@northernmonkey.bsky.social

910 followers 431 following 6.3K posts

Consultant. "Mouthy Northern Git". #NUFC Anti-fascist, Ally/Accomplice, Anti-Tory (Blue and Red) FREE PALESTINE. Obviously. 🇵🇸

Posts Replies Media

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 5m

Its about degrading women, right? So we can guess where the eels go 😟

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 6m

Isn't that vore?

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 9m

You caht rewrite history. The actions derided in the statement are EXACTLY the actions of members of that force. It was a cowardly statement by the police. Unsurprisingly.

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 11m

Love a Chimay. Love a nice glass, too

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 14m

I find it incredible that there are so many paedophiles that you have to differentiate between them

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 30m

Burnham isn't being mislead. Not for a second.

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 31m

Are you, Sooz? You must have seen the disconnect between some of his previous pronouncements and the actual facts. Usually he can hide behind his intellgensia tag, but sometimes he's called upon to really shill hard for vested interests......

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 34m

He's not taking any advice, that's all him.

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 36m

None of his statements are true, are they. It's comical

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 37m

Especially if you want a hypnosis breast enlargement

000

Reposted by Northern Monkey

BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 3h

Lots of Politicians today completely ignoring the Genocide Israel is committing, they don't even mention Palestinians. Instead they broadcast a sympathy propaganda advert for Israel, that might as well have been written by Israel. And probably was.

Reposted by Northern Monkey

Ali @meltedliso.bsky.social · 6h

The arrogance of a now right wing party thinking that anyone to their left would cooperate with them as they refuse to name a genocide, support ethnic cleansing and beast asylum seekers and trans people, looks just like this. The Greens were never going to work with you.

Labour figures rule out working with Greens after ‘Zionism is racism’ vote

Minister says they could not see parties cooperating, while official says coalition should be formally ruled out

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Secret's safe

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Doesn't wear enough clothes and has diabetes

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Also not relevant to Burnham

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Well, thats a lie

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Yes

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

I thought I'd been banned again.

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

You're Muslim now though, right?

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

If it'd been a new Bentley, it would've made sense

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

"Even after tge regulator lowered them". There's an example of a terrible system, right there.

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

My combined misses "circled the earth". Harsh.

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

I'm like that with the Bournemouth and Brentford teams.

Reposted by Northern Monkey

Claudia Conway @ukseennotseen.bsky.social · 3h

'Fucking corgis ate my slippers'

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Dear friends, I'm not always a fan of the Byline Times stuff, due to their affiliation with the regional Bylines Network, but it is undeniable that BT is an example of Badenoch lying through her teeth

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Good answer <wink>

Reposted by Northern Monkey

Satan @social-hell.uk · 11h

Oh, Hello there. It's #storytime Today's story is The Tormented Mind – 4 – Pulling The Strings. by Satan #TheParty #RealityStrings #SanitySlipping

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Was with you until the Diana thing. Fuck her as well.

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Smuggled treats?

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 1h

Lol. Wanker

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

This disgusting, prejudiced liar should be avoided

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

Narrator: this person does not understand what conference options, policy or people are. Hilarious.

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

Lol, ok. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

Is this supposed to be news?

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

Acceptable

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 2h

You not?

100

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

I mean, it's funny, but a bit sad. The BAD part is the insinuation that something like autism is somehow a "problem". I'm not, I'm depressingly NT, but i still take offence at that.

200

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Do you remember the conference they did on climate change fairly recently? What were your thoughts on that, Stuart?

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

You still showed me his face! 🤮

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

🤣

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Part-commissioned facilities can't just be turned around and have the decommissioning stopped, and they certainly can't easily be made viable again. Are we doing to compare job experience to allow us to make our stances?

100

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Exactly. Its the thinkers that deserve the money, not the workers. Obvs.

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

I know, right??! I'm like a futurist or something.

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

I didn't know i had to

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Fucker didn't get to be the richest by buying his own helicopters

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

It already has been, thank you for it

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Yes, Jack, you boo that fucking terrible free kick!!

100

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 4h

Wherever I go: paint smell

000

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 5h

There'll hardly be one under Labour, in fairness

Northern Monkey @northernmonkey.bsky.social · 5h

Why don't they just make JAGUARS, but electric?? I don't get it.