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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 28/09/2026
I used those to paint the walls in my new apartment, check it out
“Relativity” by MC Escher
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026
crime scene outline lookin-ass dog
little marshmallow boy Konig lying on his side on the floor, all legs out like a dead body
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Ok
Nia joined Bluesky 2 hours ago
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
we planted a cucumber plant this year and a couple blossoms fruited, but the only ones that survived are these two chodecumbers
two short but dummy thicc cukes, I’m holding one and it’s approximately the shape and size of a hand grenade
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
according to the box it’s a Programming Game Keyboard for Fashion Personality Cool Game
packaging for the WERT keyboard: 

“19 key macro programming game keyboard
fashion personality cool game”
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
the WERT has landed
the WERT macropad on my desk next to my regular (fucked up) keyboard
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you that there is not a single thought in this head
Konig on the couch looking to the side with his face smooshed up by the collar. He looks like a total doofus
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026
he can’t keep getting away with this
Konig plopped down on the floor in a sploot pose with his legs out behind him
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026
36 hour update: we’re best friends now
My partner (face redacted) and marshmallow shiba Konig chilling on the floor after the morning walk. Konig’s got a big happy doofy smileKonig chills with me on the couch and looks into the camera as I scritch his shouldersKonig fully sprawled out on the floor facing away from the camera, legs out behind him, looking back over his shoulder at meKonig looking at the camera from up close with his snoot in the foreground
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 21/09/2026
computer, ENHANCE
a distant peek into the living roomit’s Konig from Far Away, supervising from the couch
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 21/09/2026
Definitely not used to having an early-morning-walks boy. Monty would sleep in literally all day if we let him. Konig was peeking up over the foot of the bed the moment the alarm went off for my partner’s opening shift.
Toasty marshmallow shiba Konig looking at me expectantly for another walk after we just got in from the morning walk
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 21/09/2026
he bit me three times and drew blood all three times but he's calmed down a lot and has accepted (and requested!) pets it's gonna be okay
little marshmallow boy Konig settling in for a nap on the couch with his eyes closed and a sweet little smile
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 20/09/2026
i fuckin love tiktok. heres Super Macklemore 64
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 19/09/2026
CRAAAAWLING IIIINNN MY SKIIIINNN
$5.59/gal for 93 octane
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 17/09/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaaa meet Konig! He’s about 3.5 years old, shaped and colored like a toasted marshmallow, and being rehomed after escaping an abusive caretaker. We’re bringing him home from the foster on Sunday!
Me and Konig, a Shiba Inu approximately the color of a toasted marshmallow. We both have doofy grins on, but he’s cuter than me
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 16/09/2026
lol
the bot doesn't know if it has tools available
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
Last one for today: Consider purchasing a literal barn find (owner's also selling the motorcycle jack to make the decision easier for you)
Screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/newburyport-1974-yamaha-rd350/miyXvD9uFZD643tHwyM4Wy
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
Standing by my twin economic theories of "every bike eventually depreciates to $2000 on craigslist" and "listing bikes with over 150 horsepower for under $5000 should probably be considered criminal negligence"
screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/dedham-2001-honda-cbr-929rr/4mbWnSZ6z3BSXEWPNqpsZP
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
I'd lose the ape hangers but god this thing rips. suicide shifter with a literal grenade for a handle is a power move
Screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/dedham-1963-triumph-bonneville-650/vvRQ1sHUpCnuCPMuYDFJoFAlt angle photo from https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/dedham-1963-triumph-bonneville-650/vvRQ1sHUpCnuCPMuYDFJoF

showing the right-hand shift lever on a crazy extension with a grenade for a handle
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
Great day for aircoolers and finally, a seller who knows how to use a camera
screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/chelsea-moto-guzzi-v7-classic/rHuWiJr5z5hwqRVQ58tgqi
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
Okay this one's not even a joke, I just actually want this little airhead. I should probably not try to negotiate parking for a third motorcycle with my landlord
Screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/concord-1976-bmw-r90/anyRdL4d37VmGUSm29a2f1
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
*confused DJ Khaled voice* Another one??
Screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/south-berwick-2005-royal-enfield-diesel/wGAZcwMizDUiF64WvDuznV
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
*CACKLING EVILLY*
screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/perkinsville-diesel-motorcycle-kubota/h1izJmbqUfiE4gMoFgtEBX
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
Half a million miles and "just broken in"
Screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/middleboro-2000-toyota-runner/gNSW7gB9xcqX4r3gurovBS
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
Coming in at the limit: 25 feet of velour with a cow's horns out front
Screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/east-derry-1988-lincoln-town-car/k865n75XxaHtzEgDS2bRsC
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/09/2026
This YJ for $2k probably doesn't blow out the budget in repair costs
screencap of https://www.craigslist.org/view/d/watertown-1989-jeep-wrangler-yj/seQgvZuJxmChNDCTz8dpwE
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 11/09/2026
My 2013 Boxster, which is an absolute joy to daily and to race but which honestly just doesn’t feel as special because it objectively isn’t. The color doesn’t help in that regard
My black 2013 boxster facing past the camera in a front 3/4 view on a pier. Behind, some shipping cranes dominate the background
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 11/09/2026
For the curious: That’s about the thickness of four sheets of paper
A Mitutoyo dial caliper measuring four sheets of paper at a total thickness of around 0.015” (~15 thou)
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 11/09/2026
Truly what a special little car they built. I don’t regret buying my current car but I do miss my Focus greatly, especially whenever the cold rolls around
A blue Ford Focus RS facing the camera in a wide, foggy corridor flanked by buildings. Overhead walkways loom in the distance. The headlights illuminate beams of fog ahead of the car. A blue Focus RS facing away from the camera in an industrial lot, from a rear 3/4 angle.
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 29/08/2026
I might have splurged just a tiny bit at the used tool shop today
A new-to-me Mitutoyo 8” standard dial calipers
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 17/08/2026
EXCLUSIVE HIGH RESOLUTION RENDER LEAKED
Eggu
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 15/08/2026
This was my favorite dick in Pompeii, the fresco of a dude whose dick is literally worth its weight in gold
Me taking a selfie next to a fresco of a dude weighing his enormous hefty schlong against a sack of coins
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 13/08/2026
Did I Just Argue With A Joke? 

Part of a Bluesky educational series
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 02/08/2026
I thought I’d never see the day
Panel 1: a light rail trolley throws sparks as it rounds a corner on two tracks instead of one 
Panel 2: Distressed man thinking “MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!”
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/07/2026
normal cat activities
dude running around a field in a giant plastic bubble
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/07/2026
hot new prescription just dropped
McLovin'
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 19/07/2026
Note to self: if you wanna get cool flyby shots, make sure to line up the edges of the frame properly so the sound isn’t out of time
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 12/07/2026
grim reaper at the claw machine saying "god dammit dude I'm almost out of quarters"
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 06/07/2026
buckwild line to draw in the sand after posting this
KittenKoder @kittenkoder.bsky.social 
I mean, your photo looks what, 16 years old? Weak, frail, and pathetic.
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 02/07/2026
update:
my old man shiba Monty curled up in a bed that’s way poofed up, his tail is hanging out
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 02/07/2026
???
My old man shiba Monty using his bed in a very strange fashion by lying mostly off the bed, wedged between it and the dresser
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 29/06/2026
“After eating 37 olives straight out of the jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34 am”
Image of Yoda lying down and looking out of it 
“2:12 am… going back for more olive”
Yoda again still looking out of it but sitting upright
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 29/06/2026
The Taurus at home:
2025 Honda Accord
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/06/2026
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? Now you have :)
My old man shiba Monty sitting in the passenger smiling at the camera, he is the cutest creature you’ve ever seen
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/06/2026
Very cool, but Jail for swift-os for One Thousand Years for making this page scroll past me as I’m trying to read it
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 20/06/2026
Happy pride month to the d&d furries
Plant labeled “Perennial Gayfeather Kobold”
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 20/06/2026
we're so close,
Logo for a linux distro called "Bodhi Linux"
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 16/06/2026
??????
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 14/06/2026
OnShape when you change literally one variable in a design
toddler throwing a temper tantrum, on the ground and screaming
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 14/06/2026
Monty sent us to the emergency vet worried sick last night because he could barely stand and was having trouble walking… vet stretched his legs out and he’s totally fine. Textbook bloodwork. Diagnosis: old dog needs yoga
Monty sleeping peacefully with his face all smooshed, blissfully unaware of the vet bill he racked up
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