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Graham, probably

@normalguy.online
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legalize petting dogs adult NB. Trans rights now and forever he/him/they/them

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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 3h
absolutely the most football shaped animal tbqh
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 3h
million dollar business idea: see-through beanies for confident bald dudes with cold heads
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 12h
👀
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 28/09/2026
I used those to paint the walls in my new apartment, check it out
“Relativity” by MC Escher
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 28/09/2026
Thilmer
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026
I simply do not believe that enough of you care about the sociopolitical implications of pop-country for this to be organic discourse this feels astroturfed as hell
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026
It almost makes sense on Tiktok since the algorithm is everything and it's a hassle to find an old post without a bookmark. A metric that says "a lot of people want to come back and re-watch this" is meaningfully different from one that says "seen once and liked" Here, no clue what it's meant to be
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026
truly one of the more baffling UX decisions on this webbesite
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026
crime scene outline lookin-ass dog
little marshmallow boy Konig lying on his side on the floor, all legs out like a dead body
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026
I need to flush the coolant in my pc and: how am I going to do this without getting water all over the computer I am really not sure how this is supposed to go
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 27/09/2026
This is just leftish sovereign-citizenry
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026
RESET THE COUNTER It has been [0] days since Graham cut something open with the dremel instead of buying the right tool
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026
I’ve heard grown adults doing this so I think we’re long past that point
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026
I guess it didn't really explode but it sure felt like it did
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026
I do kind of wish my car's transmission hadn't exploded
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Should I do a vlog talking through the 5-year maintenance costs to race the Cheapest Warranted Porsche In The Country when my warranty ends?
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026
futhermore: I bet that's intentional
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 26/09/2026
I bet if you remove the copper plug you could hold a J in there
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
250mg of iced coffee :^)
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Maybe just his mutuals but I kinda assumed he was past the point of limiting his selection
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
One of the bigger posters was revealed to regularly get coked up and offer to buy plane tickets for random women to come fuck him
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Ok
Nia joined Bluesky 2 hours ago
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Honestly this is a good development. If I got rejected for a position for Drinking Coffee I dodged a bullet, that manager is Insane
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
mfw yellowstone supervolcano eruption
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Should I do a vlog talking through the 5-year maintenance costs to race the Cheapest Warranted Porsche In The Country when my warranty ends?
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
I’m just glad I made it all the way to work and didn’t have to spend two hours on the side of the highway
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
CarMax is going to send assassins to my apartment
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
It was polite enough to wait until I was idling around the office garage looking for a spot. No power in any gear, clanking noise when engaged, synchros feel fine and there’s no oil under the car so my guess is that the input shaft sheared
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
My car’s transmission just exploded lol
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
I collected some seeds from Chodecumber 1 thinking that after a few generations I can grow the world’s first all-natural Cucumborb
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Broadly speaking: using them to accomplish anything important or dangerous is a fool's errand.
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
The LLM can sometimes write decent code, broadly doesn't understand how stuff actually works, kinda follows instructions, and has an insatiable drive to do what it thinks you told it to do. If you let it loose into a system where it can break things it will definitely break things.
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
Macklemodulo
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 25/09/2026
If you start to think of the LLM as a plucky 20-year-old intern with an inexhaustible supply of cocaine you can start to kinda get how they can “go rogue”, and how it’s still the company’s fault when they break stuff
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
I am burdened with the weight of knowing how this garbage works and this is literally an accurate description of how they operate
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
Unironically: yes, correct
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
we planted a cucumber plant this year and a couple blossoms fruited, but the only ones that survived are these two chodecumbers
two short but dummy thicc cukes, I’m holding one and it’s approximately the shape and size of a hand grenade
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
that’s why I have fifteen of them
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
I have actually seen layouts where Q, A, and Z were layered with tab/ctrl/shift but never anything quite this weird
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
I truly have no idea what they were going for with this specific arrangement of controls
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
I want to figure out what kind of firmware it’s running and how to reflash it
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
according to the box it’s a Programming Game Keyboard for Fashion Personality Cool Game
packaging for the WERT keyboard: 

“19 key macro programming game keyboard
fashion personality cool game”
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
first impression is that this is somehow not the cheapest-feeling keyboard I own
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
the WERT has landed
the WERT macropad on my desk next to my regular (fucked up) keyboard
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
tell me** lmao
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 24/09/2026
PLEASE tell it it had a stick
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 23/09/2026
Dolphin Lundgren
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026
Yeah, it’s the East Coast Montana loophole
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you that there is not a single thought in this head
Konig on the couch looking to the side with his face smooshed up by the collar. He looks like a total doofus
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Graham, probably @normalguy.online · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you that there is not a single thought in this head
Konig on the couch looking to the side with his face smooshed up by the collar. He looks like a total doofus
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