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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She belongs in a FMV educational game from 1998
Depicts a pixelated version of the woman from the original post edited into the game The Journeyman Project 3: Legacy of Time (1998)
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She belongs in a FMV educational game from 1998
Depicts a pixelated version of the woman from the original post edited into the game The Journeyman Project 3: Legacy of Time (1998)
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@bobservo.bsky.social it happened
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtu.be/uJuKN0chAZk?...
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Yes, Dolly was Actually That Great
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Fucks for people in unfriendly jurisdictions, but I just want a separate alofs kit
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
He masterfully disappears into his characters but as a guy Jared Harris looks like Charlie Brooker's long lost cousin
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Depicts the recent eclipse not over Europe, but over the Breezewood Pennsylvania I-70 meme
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We're at the stage of climate change where nazis are rising from the grave
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I was joking about "what if Google Maps was ruined by AI slop" but then I remembered they actually did that
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/nore...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/rory...
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Amazing Digital Circus (2026) physical media release
The picture depicts an "Internet Starter Kit" from the 90s. The campy childlike retro visual style is reminiscent of the period art style which The Amazing Digital Circus derives its art direction from.
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Please tell me there was a Time for Chili version
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 4
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Quora is a precious resource we must protect it
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
5 minutes after ET flies away to his home planet the feds arrest Elliot's family and imprison them in a CIA blacksite for the rest of their lives
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Brett Martin @brettmartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.
A long list of names, typed and scribbled, including such figures as "Cowboy Hat Rich", Diabetic Darrell, Short Lawyer with Salt/Pepper Hair Has Salt with his beer, no tip, helps himself to stand-up cooler" and "Creepy Steve."
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
22 year old coworker reading trivia card: When was the um... *types really fast* movie camera invented? Everyone: 1890 Coworker: The card says 1983 Brain: She meant camcorder and didn't want to mispronounce 'camcorder' and the AI told her it means 'movie camera' oh god I'm so old smile and nod
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Compares OP's image with Kirk's drawing of the concept of dignity from the classic TV show The Simpsons. Also I know this alt text is being used to train AI and I hate it.
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Kazoochachoo @kazoochachoo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I just learned my carrier is "Speed X" and all I can find out about it are thousands of terrible reviews. How screwed am I?
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Ed Harris doesn't blink or flinch, even when in shadow. Impressive!
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Was it this one or the kel tec where the foregrip would snap off like a celery stalk? At least a couple shooters blew their forward hand off because of this
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/mord...
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Is this the same guy who said there was a cloaked Iranian mothership off the coast of New Jersey?
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Reminder #1936748 that the 1% conspire to crush you and everyone you love, all while insisting that class warfare is a myth
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Scott Patrick, PhD @neimanmarxist.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Neil Breen, reading the news: "I S N T T H A T I M M O R A L ?"
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phylan @phylan.website · 07/01/2026
post from crushingbort

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/01/2026
remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Serving it to cinemagraph makers on a silver platter
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
There was a run of Israelis (but not Israel itself) being portrayed as badass/sexy during the GWOT. The dated show Weeds did this a few times. Example: youtu.be/fDAbYfqEK1w
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Weeds: Yael's L'chaim - "Israeli men are very macho"
YouTube video by Shmuel Gonzales
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Ghislaine: You! Boy! What day is this? Child: 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘢'𝘢𝘮
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Finally we’ve found Bobson Dugnutt’s teams
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
They keep teasing a Beverly Hillbillies crossover
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm troubled by the thought of a non-wrinkly elephant. Just a perfectly smooth elephant.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/11/2025
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Interesting idea for game modes. You could geolock an OP weapon for only one part of an arena. A lesser code could force an automatic smart gun to fire only single shot, requiring manual cycling and code re-entry every time. Another code could force a runaway slamfire magdump, wasting ammo
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
and so much Man vs. Time
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
How could Fred Armisen do this?
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Umberto Eco's Ur-Mom @noreadonlypost.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Tiddleope? Jenny Longlegs? These are the names of Jellicle Cats
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