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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Who needs comfort shows? Give me discomfort shows
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The air has changed The acoustics changed The lack of sound a constant reminder of you
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I've said it before but the rise in adult ADHD diagnoses is just because it stopped being socially acceptable to unknowingly self-medicate with cigarettes as a cheap stimulant and fidget toy.
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The problem with depicting moose in video games is they're always portrayed as neutral local fauna and not the horrific immortal cryptid beasts they truly are.
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Wes Johnson @wesjohnson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
To the gamers streamers devs voice actors sports fans & more… let’s #ENDALZ! VoiceAPalooza is ON! Let’s have fun for funds & drop the gloves on Alzheimer’s Disease together! Share, donate, be a bright light in this world! tiltify.com/+wes-johnson... @alzassociation.bsky.social @falloutforhope.com
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Liberals would rather do Paizuri than go to therapy
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
a common trap is trying to make vampire the masquerade high fantasy sexual intrigue when in reality the most grounded approach to vtm is to make it basically the exact same as The Wire except with vampires and mages and werewolves
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
well, here's a nice metaphor as we work on dreaming the next chapter after this one:
Tumblr post from weasselle arguing that Community should be run like a household not a business- focusing on keeping people safe and healthy rather than turning a profit
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
To see the Antichrist, simply look in the eyes of an Evangelical
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JasonKeays 🇨🇦 @jasonkeays.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Let Star Wars die. Kill it if you have to.
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Went to my first Star Wars Nite at Disneyland and something CRAZY happened
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
MICHAEL is incredible. Entire audience singing. A full theater dancing nonstop. Children throwing their popcorn and sodas at the screen. Dogs barking at max volume. Multiple couples sucking and fucking in full view. Statues of Mother Theresa shattered with hammers. It’s perfect.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
your reward for making a good movie is that you're forced to make worse versions of it forever
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 29/03/2026
the amazing dickandballs circus
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
being nonbinary is cool :)
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Praxisslop in the VC Nursery
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Your "praxis" is performative glazing in approved digital protest zones while being babysat by venture capitalists
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Tell Sherriff Truman I didn't cry.
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Waiting patiently for 1130pst to send that Twin Peaks clip to all my friends
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Big Brain Wolf @valkiriforce.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Lunar from Mischief Makers. #art #mischiefmakers #lunar #treasure
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hollywood is COOKED I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
What's the opposite of Nostalgia? How do you describe that feeling of that one weird sitter you had that was a little too old and a little too mean and their place smelled a little too much like cleaner and death? The one where you weren't allowed on the carpets?
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
We could all choose to dress like rpg protagonists but we fucking choose not to. #wtfpeople
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
My cat has more syllables than I do
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Theres still time to add the Grinch to Smash
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
What if we do have soundtracks but its nondiegetic?
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Agent Dale Cooper, Shelly Johnson, and Bobby Briggs all give a thumbs up to the camera. Dale Cooper is currently holding the new Baja Blast Pie only from Taco Bell 🔔.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Horrifying audio preview
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
it’s Halloween time
Photo of a Halloween sounds cassette, copy and title reads

LISTEN IF YOU DARE TO THE FRIGHTENING SOUNDS OF 

HALLOWEEN SEX

FUCK: THIS TAPE IS NASTY AS HELL. ZOMBIES HAVING SEX IN GRAVES, DUSTY MUMMY WRAPS COMING
UNDONE, GRIM REAPERS SUCKING EACH OTHER’S FOREVERDICKS, WHIPS, CHAINS, VEINS, AND PAIN!
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
2025 was predicted by Bots Master
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
VTMB2 is both a better and worse game than everyone is making it out to be.
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The cure to nostalgia addiction is getting mauled by Langoliers
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nobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Brendan @chibdm.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Damn the one night you wish they were unicorn hunters...
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Agent 47 is hella hot, right?
Agent 47 from the Hitman Series. Bald, Furrowed brow, cheekbones that could cut diamonds.
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Ribbit to the Limit
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
They made Toxic Avenger Woke
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Gamescom is absolutely terrible for Blizzard. Something about announcing a new expansion and its features to a room of silent journalists feels DEVASTATING.
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L-EEK! @leask.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I think having more than a cursory thought about a corporate rebrand or its reception is the sign of a weak mind
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Dusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
we built this city on cock and balls
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Capitalism will be the death of us all *~But first a word from our sponsor RAYCON EARBUDS~*
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Hey Capcom remake Outbreak. The technology wasn't there, but it's here now. Give me Outbreak.
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
"We made a new PvP shooter!" Babe TF2 is right there.
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
All JRPG trailers look the same
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Noodleshop @noodleshop.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
What's the opposite of Gatekeeper cause I'm that with Twisted Metal. WATCH THE FUNNY CLOWN SHOW I WANT MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT OR DOING COOL ART STUFFS OR JUST PICKING UP THE OLD GAMES!
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runchkin @runchkin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
back to the hellhole
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