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Noodle Brain

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“Slappin pussy and slingin hole 24/7 Got that good dick linguini slick like I’m from heaven.” - Rene Descartes

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
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Fenrishion || MSQ SG B33 || MCM UK H14 || FURUM || CFMY @fenrishion.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
saw a post that said "we're the only planet in our solar system with only one moon and she is our best friend and we're locked in orbit together so she's always facing us and now we're going back over there to say hi" ..I think the moon would probably be wondering how we've been all these years too
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
let’s hang out by the field with mama
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 06/03/2026
True Art
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Slungus @slungusposting.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Jasmin Darnell | Elden Lord @jasmindarnell.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I will take your unwanted droids
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I've been told this is too niche. Perhaps too intellectual for Stardew Valley theorizing. To that I say: get on my level.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Morning.
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Wait no hold on. We suspected for a long time that the extinction event that affected the dinosaurs was a massive asteroid because of an iridium layer in the K-T boundary. But we didn’t KNOW for a FACT until we found the crater in the Yucatán.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
everybody like "fuck the corpos make your own projects" which rules but then we come to the problem of being totally frozen out of every corpo dominated market and passing the same 5$ around etc
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Etheriyal @etheriyal.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"real artists don't need references" I like to think of medieval bestiaries when I hear this idea
Medieval bestiary image displaying a weird human head and fish/seal body abomination. Because having to draw from vague descriptions and imagination was the only option
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Little pink Valentine
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Xerea 💙☕ VTuber @xerea.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What a week, huh?
Edited panel of The Adventures of Tintin, featuring Captain Haddock saying “what a week, huh?”. Tintin replies saying “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Oh, it’s uncle!!!
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I think "Freddy Got Fingered" has artistic value. I didn't enjoy the movie like I would a regular comedy but watching a purely unfiltered vision of someone like Tom Green with no regard for marketability, conventions, or other 2001 versions of "the algorithm" is one unique experience.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting.
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Idk what the sourcing is, but if you look at Pre- and Post-New Deal, FDR was able to really cover a lot of this! Like genuinely take a moment to imagine what life would be like today without these reforms
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Justin @ediparolev.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
oh my 90s heart 💚
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“La Femme Damnée” Octave Tassaert (1859)
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
look the victims of my evil spider wife were no saints
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Vin_the_Villan! @avfc-usa83.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I have see one of these making the rounds here…. It is an amazing painting by Norman Rockwell in a series of 4 that goes along with FDR’s “Four Freedoms” speech. It was given prior to the Pearl Harbor attack to prep the American public as to WHAT we will be fighting for prior to joining WWII
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
And it’s blue, you say?
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Brussels 2020 truly was The Moment
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
‘Quiet Hands’ (2025) Von Wolfe
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Pigeons are cool, actually. They're cool birds. Yeah, a lot of them are diseased but they're survivors, they're scrappy, they are the bird versions of Rizzo from "Midnight Cowboy."
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
one of my many, many side projects is trying to figure out a tabletop game inspired by The Favourite and The Death of Stalin where you all play courtiers for some despot and whatever qualities you give your character is reflected with a negative version in the ruler—hence why you are there at all
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
And there is a version of traditional conservatism that encourages this: volunteerism, sports, church, family, ways of being something in the world. One of the poisonous things about MAGA is how it chokes off this stuff in favor of an inchoate sense of rage and worship of the mighty.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
unfortunately I am VERY good at social deduction games and am hard to read because I am relentlessly positive and supportive
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Death Rides a Pale Horse (circa 2020)
a horse and skeleton fused together. 
a scythe held a loft by the skeletal arms protruding from the horse's open spine.
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Reminder
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
……i post about emo boy hole?
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Soleil🐏 🔞🏳️‍⚧️| Fucking Tired Arc | Sheep Mom Vtuber @sheepmomsol.vtubers.racing · 05/02/2026
Imma give you some
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
👁️🫦👁️
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I see your vinyl. I see your cassette. … Release it on mini disc, Djo, you coward (pretty please?)
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The slumber party
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The difference is five hours of sleep I’m being so for real rn babes
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Me when George James Workshop drops more lore about *checks notes* Good Blue Boy #2
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
the fourth axiom is about shiny pennies, btw
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I see someone understands the assignment #gogirlypoporgohome
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Peter Manseau @petermanseau.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Star Wars Intro Scroll

Episode IV
It Was All So Stupid

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we’d brought this on ourselves.
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I do hate when artists give him those fuckass bangs though.
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
By the throne, I can only hope
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Noodle Brain @noodles4brains.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Me, looking up at a 12 foot tall bird monster with the dumbest grin: “Who’s your daddy?”
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Ambivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2026
Frodo: I wish so much unbelievably stupid shit had not happened in my time

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. This is all exceptionally stupid, though
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
☕️
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