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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻

@nonchron.bsky.social
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Gen-x eye roller, slacker? ADHD, mustard enthusiast, cusser, cheese admirer, corny joke conjurer, masking raconteur. Unionize! Tax the wealthy! Due process for all! NorCal native, 8th gen Californian. Lived in MN, now in Sacramento w/my NoDak husband.

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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 47m
“Fine motor banditry” 😂
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 56m
Exactly!
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1h
Odds are the father of those poor kids is a horrible person too. And my guess is that because it’s so common for men to just be terrible, it’s considered default and unnecessary to mention.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 1h
Every time I read stories like this my first thought is “Where was the father?” And the reporters never say.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 8h
Damn. What an icon. RIP
news.mit.edu
Margaret Hamilton, computing pioneer who led software development for the Apollo program, dies at 90
Margaret H. Hamilton, a profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program, died at age 90.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 7h
Probably some billionaires trying this already. 🤨
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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 7h
Good news! The biopsy came back and I don’t have cancer. Hooray!!
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 11h
Shocker. 🤨
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 11h
Guy just shouted out the Pope on Price is Right and won $10,000. LOL!
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 13h
Honestly think we need to embrace the French attitude towards many things “Pas aujourd’hui.” Basically, I’ll get to it, but not today. Too many things in the US are treated like it’s always an emergency/urgent. Unless you are an actual, doctor, firefighter, etc, it’s not.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 15h
I haven’t seen any anti-Prop 42 commercials. Just the pro ones lying to people scaring them into believing they will be rich one day…or be able to retire for that matter.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 15h
Dear God. Your savings account isn’t taxed unless you make interest on it. And even then! It’s not like you have millions in the bank. Most people don’t even have thousands in the bank. And unless you are doing a 401k, that isn’t taxed until you start withdrawing money!
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 16h
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I absolutely hate it when conservatives bring up California’s high speed rail project as an example of a way the state government wastes money. It was enacted by a Proposition! The people voted for it, not the legislators or governors. It’s not some Icetown boondoggle!
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kevin Lincoln needs to stop those insulting commercials. Taxes are NOT the reason gas prices are so high. 63¢ a gallon is pittance. Gas will still be over $6/gallon even if they went down that much.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was sarcasm in case anyone didn’t realize.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always a good sign for Democracy.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had to get a biopsy done today, so I’m treating myself and my husband to dinner being delivered. I know it’s 100° out, so I’m giving the driver a very good tip.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait. Are people using AI to place bets on DraftKings and Kalshi? 🧐
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
California voters, you have likely gotten your ballot or will get it soon, so let me give you two very important lifehacks: 1) The sooner you turn in your ballot, the sooner campaigns will stop sending you annoying texts/calls asking if you’re planning to vote 2) vote for me if you’re in AD-72
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got something similar for my kitchen and love them. I really like that they are rechargeable.
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Laurel Krahn @windowseat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thread of Amazon deals I like for those that still shop there. 🧵 (These are gratuitous affiliate/associate links.) DoorDash $50 gift card for $42.50 (is supposedly a limited deal where they only sell so many and they only let you buy one). amzn.to/4zhvAxd
amzn.to
Deal: DoorDash eGift Card | Choose from Multiple Designs
Delicious, delivered
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just a reminder that Prime Day on Amazon is a good time to look for discounts on COVID home tests.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One of my go to breakfasts. Just a small bowl and eat them like popcorn, but with a cup of coffee.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Donald Glover: Good.
Alt: Donald Glover: Good.
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A man (30s?) is snoozing on his back on some grass in a park. A fast asleep tiny human (1?) sprawled across his tummy. Both soaking up the spring sunshine as a tūī calls from a tree branch overhead.
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're also confused about Prop 40 and PP, I thought this was helpful www.sfchronicle.com/politics/joe...
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Planned Parenthood staffers are rebelling against the group’s billionaire tax stance
Dozens of workers across California say they oppose Planned Parenthood’s position on the state’s controversial billionaire tax measure — and one staffer is starring in a new pro-Prop 40 ad.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
$500 is only one month of car payment. $500 is only 2 weeks worth of groceries.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At this point, $500 is basically just a month’s worth of gas for some people. 🤷‍♀️
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's going to get a lot worse this winter as a lot of people use diesel to heat their homes
thedrive.com
High Diesel Prices Bankrupted 16 Trucking Companies in Just 30 Days
Expensive diesel fuel isn't just driving up costs—it's driving trucking companies out of business.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OMG, so did I. LOL! Hog water doesn’t sound much better. 🤢
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar theonion.com/pat-mcafee-n...
Pat McAfee Nods During Aaron Rodgers’ 2-Hour Monologue On Virtues Of Eating Tar
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
I mean, it’s an incentive thing right now companies, even ones who aren’t ideologically aligned with the GOP, do believe the GOP will fuck them over for not going along and they don’t believe Dems will impose consequences for that you’ve gotta change that, executives need to think twice
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Nicholas Hunt-Walker @nhuntwalker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The havoc the past 1.5 years of this administration has wreaked is going to take decades to reverse, and that's only for what's reversible. If the Dems manage to win the midterms, the best they're gonna be able to do is stop further damage.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe instead of paying millions upon millions of dollars to fight the California billionaire tax…you just pay your fucking taxes?
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know it’s a way for Amazon to trick us into divulging more information so it can sell us more shit, but it’s hella annoying.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stop being a busybody, dude. Just please answer the question. Don’t try and do a deep dive into why I asked it. I’m random as hell, that’s why.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I asked Alexa a simple question about something and he kept asking me follow-up questions, and I finally just told it to be quiet because I didn’t know how to make it stop. 🤷‍♀️
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look, I don’t want to have a conversation with Alexa, Siri, or any other virtual assistant. Just give me the information I need or do the thing I asked. I struggle talking to actual people. Don’t make me also chitchat with a robot!
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, it’s never good when the AC kicks on before 11 AM. 🥵
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t want to spoil it for anyone, but if you really want to know what it is, it’s easy to find. Also, 🤷‍♀️ I don’t get it.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently that odd looking Digger movie has a twist at the beginning of the movie which makes no sense because it’s more interesting when the twist comes at the end. And this twist is kinda dumb and also makes no sense.
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Chronicles of Nothing 🍁🎃👻 @nonchron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
5 years ago, gas was $2.99/gallon.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew
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