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Mark S

@nodicepacman.bsky.social
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I’d rather be talking Noodles, Hockey & Punk Rock, but current conditions make that difficult.

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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 2h
I’d PPV El-Sayed vs Vance fight
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
you just *know* Trump watches a shitload of Grit TV
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“or as the Indians called it, ‘’maize’”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/10/2026
Mike Johnson threatens us with a good time: "If this group took over, they would turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body. They'd spend every day investigating the president, the first family, the cabinet, donors to the party, leaders of business ... "
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
JD Vance running around the country saying he’s fighting health care fraud while his nominee for the senate in TX who he completely supports is partying in Dubai with a guy whole stole over $300 million in health care fraud and gave Paxton $190,000. This is the Republican Party.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
that’s actually the best photo I’ve ever seen of him
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In case you were wondering
No, "Hey Jealousy" by the Gin Blossoms is not the worst song ever; it is widely celebrated as a defining 1990s alternative rock
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ukranian Dreaming On Such An Autumn Day
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“The solace I take in all of this is minimal, of course, but a teaspoon of schadenfreude tastes so much better than the shovelfuls of shit we’ve been forced to swallow for the last ten years.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/loser
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Loser
While I do not wish to make fun of the demented, I cannot help but notice that our president spent ten minutes or so yesterday whining about not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if he gets rid of all the “weirdos,” who will actually *want* to murder folks on TV?
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
one thing’s for sure - he’ll have impeccable hair and height/waist ratio.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Basic goods and services remain unaffordable… Our detached, demented president has completely checked out of fixing any of this shit, preferring to focus on useless vanity projects in honor of his own crappy self.” well, when ya put it that way, it sounds kinda bleak ☹️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
his win percentage is ABYSSMAL yet he seems fully unaware of that. Thanks Natalie!
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the key to him losing is the weakness he’s already shown. Not that he’ll ever blame himself.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t care what he blames it on, as long as he loses
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made bran muffins for your birthday because I know you’re having trouble shitting 🎂
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Dave Stanley @davidwstanley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT CRIMINALS, BUT THE PRESIDENT IS.
IMMIGRANTS ARE NOT
CRIMINALS, BUT THE PRESIDENT IS.
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Zach Elsbury @zachelsbury.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026
This sentence has never been so on the money
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Mike Palmer @icengineer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I will vote for any candidate that says, "Let them have Mara Lago!"
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
who the fuck is watching/listening to her these days?
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
Trump inherited an economy The Economist called “The Envy of the World" and ran it into the ground, just like everything else he inherited.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shayne Gostisbehere is definitely Hall of Fame
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a good, old-fashioned feud between the Flyers and Lightning would be good for North American sports.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But I guess The Presidents of the United States of America are better than the current President of the United States.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d rather be named President of Blue Note Records than President of the United States
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No notes
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026
if Trump truly isn't planning to illegally stay in office past 2029, what explains the US government paying for these Trump campaign ads to run on TV? they're just wasting taxpayer dollars to soothe his ego?
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“trade tensions” is a funny way of saying “fuck Trump”
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hoped the Leafs fans would boo the Anthem. But they didn’t. They gave a smattering of polite applause.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hopefully he shoots himself when he finds out he isn’t getting the bonus
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just saw a commercial selling the idea of dads teaching their *children* to play golf, which is laughable because clearly dads play gold to get AWAY from their kids.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
The fact is Trump not only lost his war but it's the biggest L the US has taken at least since Vietnam. Our bases are destroyed & abandoned, Iran is emboldened, China is toying w/ us. Hegseth & co want to move on to culture war slop, but they got routed & we'll be dealing w/repercussions for decades
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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A searing editorial from @pressherald.com: It’s Maine’s turn to be concerned about Susan Collins www.pressherald.com/2026/09/27/i...
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It’s Maine’s turn to be concerned about Susan Collins | Editorial
The senator's complacent response to open allegations of bribery sends voters a very clear and disrespectful message.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
most highballs are safe too.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gonna allow it
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Volume 🆙
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Scott Easterly @scotteasterly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI apologizes: “I completely understand your frustration. AI models consume substantial amount of water and energy to process queries, and wasting those resources on an incorrect answer is definitely a valid reason to be annoyed.While I can't physically reverse the water used to power the servers for that response, I can promise to be much more precise moving forward.”
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A billionaire dictator who'll lose everything if the opposition replaces him on Jan. 20, 2029 is stockpiling killer drones and high-powered rifles on towering monuments and ballroom roofs I'm sure it's nothing to worry about
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
everyone should have to wake up in the hospital not knowing why at least once.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need a lefty but they’re so expensive
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 19/09/2026
The president does not have the authority to interfere with our elections.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there is a 100% chance that Corey Hart knew what the fuck is up.
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Mark S @nodicepacman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Master of the 14 Deadly Hustles
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