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she/her. 30ish. mostly nonsense, partly haladriel. probably writing something that will emotionally traumatize you 💖

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⤵️ @bryce.lol · 27/09/2026
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber’d here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream, Gentles, do not reprehend: if you pardon, we will mend; And, as I am an honest Puck, Show is over, off you fuck.
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Every day I wake up and want to be a huge cunt about the stalkers in this fandom and every day I choose peace instead. One day I won't.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Kemedriels wife💍 @galadrielswife.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sauron and Celeborn when Galadriel walks in on them
Charlie and Jamie
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
this is how i imagine trop series 3 begins.
"Skill issue" by sariane, a 4 panel black and white Rings of Power comic. First panel shows Sauron holding a hammer saying "Hey, man. I need some help forging my evil ring." The Balrog replies "Oh, that's not really my thing. Did you ask that elf?" Sauron, sad: "Uh...No, I killed Celebrimbor." Balrog, shrugging: "Well, shit."
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
TELENERVILDO ‼️
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tindu @tindu-art.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Season three is just a Mamma Mia plot in disguise
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
His and hers armor. That's loverboy alright!
Celeborn in armor Galadriel in armor
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The true fortune teller among us.
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
SWORD FLIRTING
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Myrs @myrsinemezzo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And the 2010 naked trio Rolling Stone True Blood cover vibes preferred except with orc blood please. For the squeamish amongst us this would be fine too. Everybody worshiping Galadriel. Just add in um hm Gandalf? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Neko Case and Nick Cave Cover the Zombies for 'True Blood'
Listen to the duo's duet from the season premiere
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macchiavato | comms open @macchiavato.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Not just those shots, but what if Sauron and the Balrog also f—
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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sauron and the Balrog:
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Thor Ragnarok: He's a Friend From Work!
Alt: Thor Ragnarok: He's a Friend From Work!
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Rabbit Post SDCC @lucillesharpe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the mattfleck-ification of mcpayne. that is the agenda.
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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
heyyyyy if anyone's in the mood for a TROP fic about Sauron impersonating Galadriel in Celeborn's memories, here's one I wrote a few years ago: 'All the Kinds of Alive You Can Be', 3/3 chapters, 12k words, E | archiveofourown.org/works/463932...
"“Shhh, then,” he says in Galadriel’s golden voice, and with Galadriel’s perfect hands he eases her husband back. This much and this much alone he will show her: the tremble of Celeborn’s flesh beneath her lips, his neck arched back into the cradle of a willing hand, the taste of him sweet as pine sap, his gasped pleas.

This much and this much alone. And a message with it: you shouldn’t leave your silver prince unattended, elf.

Somewhere in a distant land by the sea, Galadriel screams."
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
And STILL theyre not asking "how is celeborn?"
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Did some VERY unscientific measurements on the trop3 trailer and I come bearing good news. Galadriel is on screen for approximately 6 seconds longer than Sauron. She is, in fact, in the trailer more than anybody else.
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#tropspoilers
Princess Diana saying "well there were three of us in this marriage"
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Beyonce??" Meme with the caption "melkor???" Crossed out and replaced with "Simon Pegg?!?!?!"
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We need mcpayne to answer the real questions!!
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Cat @eyeofacat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Elisabeth Moss Peggy Olson
Alt: Mad Men - Elisabeth Moss as Peggy Olson looking victorious and smoking as she walks out of her office
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Its a beautiful day to be a telenervildo fan 🙂‍↕️
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I take it back.
Sauron on a building wrap for sdcc
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
it is almost laughably american that the rise of ai has been like disastrous for tangible conditions in many lives and communities but most critique of ai is more about the moral value of toil than any of that. john calvin thou art never far from our hearts, gone though ye may be
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Watched yeast never blooms, or something.
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Charlie Vickers spotted in clothes that actually fit both him and the event he is attending. And just like that, oh we're so fucking back.
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Rabbit Post SDCC @lucillesharpe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
he's not even gonna have a weapon he's just gonna run around fucking people and stabbing them with his ex boyfriends crown.
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Hot take for the day is that sauron wouldn't fuck, but he would soak Mormon style.
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scheming elven eunuch 💀🥀 @flyingbatknight.etheirys.social · 16/02/2026
elves: best served in distress
text meme in the style of anti-piracy ads from the 2000s: you wouldn't put an elf in a situation
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jade @saji.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
movie producer girlfriend: i can fix him in post
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Kith Kerulin @kithkerulin.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#Galadriel 💍✨💕
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Kith Kerulin @kithkerulin.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Finalmente concluídos! Todas essas versões de #Sauron, ou melhor dizendo, do nosso querido maia Mairon que encontrei; bem quero dizer, alguns são supostos, descartes, variações da mesma coisa, que de algum modo se encaixam nele. Deve ter mais, mas por ora, é isso.
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They would have been so cunty together.
Cressida Cowper from Bridgerton wearing a pink dress and her hair styled into a bow. Annatar from The Rings of Power, wearing a black dress and with his hair styled into a bow.
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Robert Joseph V. @robertjoscribe.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
See:
Galadriel from The Rings of Power
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
CAT
A cat
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caitliwinx ⚔️🍂🪾 @caitliwinx.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Lúthien and the Silmaril #artsky
A nude elf woman holding a large jewel
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Manifesting 🙏🕯🙏
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
So many people asking "where is celeborn" but nobody ever asks "how is celeborn?" 😔
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spooky dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 05/01/2026
Tired: Situationship Wired: Breeding Season Intern
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Haladriel Fic Exchange @haladrielxchange.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Our ship has many names 😈 But no matter what you call it, all are welcome in the the 2026 Haladriel Fic Exchange! Applications are now open and will close on January 9! haladrielexchange.carrd.co
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Casting spells with the dictionary.
"Prosperous"
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Found out I'm on a blocklist of people who are anti ai. Thank you, its truly an honor to be here 🫡
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Haladriel Fic Exchange @haladrielxchange.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
We get a lot of questions: How does this work? What makes a good prompt? What are some common tropes? Here are some answers to your burning questions! More can be found on our website! www.tumblr.com/haladrielfic...
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💬 0  🔁 2  ❤️ 1 · Haladriel Exchange FAQs · We get a lot of questions: How does this work? What makes a good prompt? What are some common tropes? Here are some answers to your burning questions! Th…
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Kith Kerulin @kithkerulin.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Galadrielzinha com raiva!!! #Galadriel #Annatar #Annatariel #Saurondriel #ringsofpower
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wrote a fic for the first time in like 10 months 👍 archiveofourown.org/works/76510876
A series of screencaps from bake off. The contestant says, "Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite."
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Holidays from me, Chef Gal and Hal, and @tindu-art.bsky.social 🎄
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ROP 💍 Screencaps @ringsofpowercaps.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
From her earliest years she [Galadriel] had a marvellous gift of insight into the minds of others, but judged them with mercy and understanding, and she withheld her goodwill from none save only Fëanor. [Unfinished Tales]
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Cap @nocaptainots.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They weren't kidding about the gay hockey show. This shit is hornyyyyy 🎉
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Kith Kerulin @kithkerulin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
#12DaysofHaladrielXmas day 7: ugly sweater (Acho que levei MUITO a sério negocio de suéter horroroso kkkkkkkkkk) #Annatar #Galadriel #Annatariel #Saurondriel
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