NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 10hWhy's there a Wish List limit on the Nintendo eShop? Don't they want me to be buying games? The filter for games on sale is extremely useful and can't be approximated by browsing the entire sales tab, because it's cluttered with games that are irrelevant to me. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 10hI will die unfulfilled if I never learn what inspired this design in the first place 000
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comMaxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Found an account that's auctioning off a SHITLOAD of game flyers, including some for the Japan-only Super Mario Word arcade games. If you've never played these you're a fake gamer. (Names and Mario Wiki pages in alt text.) auctions.yahoo.co.jp/seller/2XUwy... 375
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 28/09/2026This article is pretty funny. To accurately depict the undressing animations, dev staff took turns observing how they'd remove clothing in order to recreate the motions in-game 000
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.theintercept.comDoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam 6574016011783
Reposted by NoahsBarks.com⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026stewardship of videogame history needs ro be forcibly removed from capitalists with no interest in it. 2142
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 24/09/2026I'm enjoying Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave very much, but it's painful how apparent its downsizing from 8 protagonists to 4 left some elements of the story in tatters. Completing Dietrich Part 2 unlocks a cutscene exclusive to the Theater, presumably because one character couldn't fit into the plot. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 24/09/2026I want you all to know and appreciate that I resist daily the urge to post "Trump bad" to get hundreds of reposts, since that's apparently all you have to do on here. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 23/09/2026Such an important reminder of how governments can be a good thing in an age of apathetic politicians (maliciously or otherwise) 000
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comshmuplations.com @shmuplations.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Learn about the making of Samurai Shodown and life at SNK in the "arcade action" era of the late 80s in this massive interview with alumni Yasushi Adachi and Tomoaki Fukui! shmuplations.com/samuraispiri...shmuplations.comThe Samurai Craftsmen of SNK - shmuplations.comThis massive interview with SNK alumni Yasushi Adachi and Tomoaki Fukui originally appeared in the SNK Anniversary Fan Book. 29958
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 22/09/2026Having fun with Ninae as a General in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave 010
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 22/09/2026Putting aside this transparent strawman argument, what's the point of blatantly lying about these being "test lines?" No one records and localizes an entire, sincere alternate story path to... "test" anything. 100
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 21/09/2026the biggest crime committed in the opening of Super Mario Sunshine is not being able to skip the cutscenes. Shadow Mario is the least of this island's problems. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 21/09/2026Here's a bunch of people in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave staring at a dead cat 031
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 21/09/2026this is true and it's really funny where people draw arbitrary lines. like using summons is fundamentally no less legitimate than having your character wear equipment. i say that as a person who doesn't summon, even. but we should be self-aware how we're doing that to ourselves. 001
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 19/09/2026Every now and then I think about a GameFAQs poster claiming End of All Below (Fire Emblem) had awkwardly-translated English lyrics because of the line "sing with me a song." Sing a Song of Sixpence has been around since the 1700s. People really will just blabber any shit. Blaming video essays. 000
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comRobin Charm Password @rondoofblood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026fuck with me 46120
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 18/09/2026There's a pretty redhead in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave who's a pretentious writer and there's barely any way this character design could be more targeted toward me. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 17/09/2026Gotta love it when the final boss is incidentally your easiest match yet. Unfortunately, the Saturn version of Bust-A-Move/Puzzle Bobble 3 doesn't have unlockable characters, so my 1cc of normal mode only resulted in a new high score. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 17/09/2026I was surprised to see less customization options than Fates. I wonder if individual assets have to each be programmed to work properly in this graphical engine. That'd be a fair excuse. I almost always pick short hair, but I loved the bangs on the long hair option. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 17/09/2026My playthrough of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave has begun! I forgot to snap a pic of my avatar during creation, so please settle for this candid shot. 020
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 16/09/2026not gonna lie I have a bit of indignation towards those who've been playing pre-release copies of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave while I'm not notable enough to have gotten one myself. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 16/09/2026I didn't know this version existed! For those unaware, Sutte Hakkun is a fantastic puzzle platformer originally on the SNES. It was exclusive to Japan but can be played using the Nintendo Switch Online service and is easy to navigate. I highly recommend it. 022
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 16/09/2026in response to my many fans asking for an update: I will not be touring with Ed Sheeran for the foreseeable future. thank you for your understanding and support! 000
Reposted by NoahsBarks.com⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026people who want information, but have both replies and quotes turned off: what 2134
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comYakumono @luigiblood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Releasing now! Satellaview Super Mario Bros. 2 (BS Super Mario USA) MSU1 ROM containing all 4 episodes with full english dub on project.satellaview.org! #Satellaview #SNES Have fun! 281048462
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 12/09/2026By the time StarCraft Dominion comes out, people will be playing StarCraft in real life. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 12/09/2026Eh, I could probably beat Magnus Carlsen. Dude doesn't even play Fire Emblem. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 11/09/2026YES DISCORD I KNOW I HAVE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS TURNED OFF. I KNOW THEY'RE OFF BECAUSE I'M THE PERSON WHO TURNED THEM OFF. IF I WANT THEM ON I WILL GO INTO THE SETTINGS AND TURN THEM ON. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 001
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 11/09/2026Okay, so I understand the Houthis pushing back Saudi Arabia will drastically shift global power dynamics BUT I need to know how this affects SNK. 110
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 10/09/2026Sony saw "phys-" and didn't bother to read the rest of the word, they just knew they needed out ASAP. 182530534
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026people working in a field doesn't just magically confer an ability to divine information. an AI worker saying they're worried still needs evidence beyond, "if this happens and this happens, then this bad thing will happen, and I just think it's pretty likely that it will" 1557149
Reposted by NoahsBarks.comRomhack.ing @romhack.ing · 08/09/2026Madou Monogatari - English Translation (Complete) (SAT) Addedromhack.ingMadou Monogatari - English Translation - ContentThis is a complete English patch for "Madou Monogatari / Sorcery Saga" translating the game from Japanese into English. The technical details are as follows: Added opening video (from promo material).... 0298180
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Way too much bloom in every dungeon. Nothing looks ominous anymore 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Lmao at the entire lighting transition from day to sunset happening in like ten seconds. We've come a long way. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026OoT remake seemingly makes no attempt to recapture the cinematic elements of the fixed camera angles from the original 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Also the Threads of Time quest log completely obsoletes Navi as a guide but I'm sure that won't stop her from giving redundant info during gameplay 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026I'm glad Navi is back to offer even more unsolicited and unavoidable commentary lmao. Tell me I'm a good boy while I navigate these ambient dungeons 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Are they seriously still using an item-swap grid instead of a wheel 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026The border effect upon entering new areas increases the number of game contrivances in the presentation and makes the experience less immersive. It also just looks cheap. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Weird that the Deku Tree's open mouth doesn't show the bottom half of its mouth. The ground is just the surface of the land it's on. The demo doesn't show the animation of its opening, so I guess that part of the model is also unfinished? 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Pretty minor in the face of everything else, but it's also hysterical that in a presentation about wanting the game to feel more realistic, they reveal that OoT still isn't fully voice-acted. We're never seeing that in our lifetimes, are we? 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Why does Link's tunic have the texture of a raincoat? But also only half of one? 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Watching the OoT reveal. My jaw metaphorically dropped on the first few frames. This is indistinguishable from a parody; the countless Unreal Engine mockups of OoT people did a decade+ ago. It's like the old guard just now saw those while browsing 4chan and thought it was something to strive for. 000
NoahsBarks.com @noahsbarks.com · 08/09/2026Wow, great work YouTube auto subs! You've deduced that I can read Japanese based on... Something? 000