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Juan Mac

@no1guncle.bsky.social
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Nae agenda but the gay agenda

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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Magnificently phrased question to Polanski from ITV who asked about the idea of water, asking if the extra tax yields would be more than cancelled out by the drop in productivity caused by "everybody pissing all the time".
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Genuinely don't think most people care one way or the other - but if you force the debate, the results may not be what Labour expects
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You Call Yourself a Film Critic @filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
the so called "Straight" -Every lad who bullied me as a teenager who still managed to have my number pegged somehow
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Billy OceanGate 🇵🇸 @stitzch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Never forget loool PRICK
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
For the 2nd time in my life, I am fighting for my life arguing that The Boy Friend (1971) is a good film Why does God always give me his gayest battles?
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Me trying to explain fascism to students: "A lot has to do with fear of supposedly stable gendered boundaries blurring, and how that maps onto racial and national hierarchies. But can I really say transphobia is the lodestone to fascism?" Aleksandr Dugin: "Ukrainians are collective transgenders."
"Ukrainians are ‘collective transgenders’ – Dugin
The country has bartered away its Russian identity for an “abstract and absurd alternative,” the political scientist has said
Ukrainians are ‘collective transgenders’ – Dugin
Alexandr Dugin. ©  Sputnik
Ukrainians have become “collective transgenders” in their desire to get closer to the West and cut ties with Moscow, Russian philosopher and political scientist Aleksandr Dugin has said."
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/04/2025
Bring back proper games journalism.
Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem.

The featured text is the form of a Q and A. 

I see. Will you do it over the phone?

Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely.

Let's hear it.

Mortal Kombat!
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I am once again asking you to just say a kid did a jobby
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Important philosophy question: why is the 3rd outfit you try on always the right one? And if you tried that one 1st, would it have been right or is it always the secret 3rd thing?
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sign saying "I just hope both teams lose"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Forever haunted by the vision of my manager putting up a Mental Health Awareness Week poster on the same day they tried to discipline me for being too anxious to come to work on 1 (one) occasion
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
*holds finger to ear* I'm hearing The New Statesman is doing a Mandy Rhodes
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
So much this, it's more the setting up of a "moderate" camp which ~just so happens~ to take the position that makes Bezos the most money
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Feels incredibly weird to finally have a diagnosis for ADHD after a mere 40 years of [wanders off before completing post]
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The greatest local Facebook drama in history
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Sign that reads "please swing moderately"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
*youth pastor voice* you know who else had his platform taken away by a jealous empire? www.google.com/amp/s/www.bb...
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TikTok ban comes into force in US as app stops working
A message appearing for US users says they "can't use TikTok for now".
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Only needed to phone the Embassy once this holiday so I guess that's personal growth or something 🤷‍♂️
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Tobl Of Rone
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
When the Govt said "we will use AI", people read "a large language model will give you the wrong council tax bill and then call you a slur"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Writing a 2000 word document I've been putting off for weeks in 38 minutes >>>
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The vet was trying to give us chicken flavoured toothpaste for the cat which raises many questions, like why is this not available for humans and did you notice the cat has no teeth?
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
There's a queue in Lidl like an execution and some guy is recounting his custody battle in great detail
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Opening Facebook is like going through a portal, please check on your das, they are not OK
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It's the most wonderful day of the year
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Just ordered her a SIM on my card and she said "what about the fiver a month?" so I've told her she owes me £15 if she's spared til March
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My main takeaway from this feud is they stole each other's spot: Kyle is the new Next Main Event guy and Will is the new Shittest Hair guy
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 25/12/2024
“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”
Gonzo from the muppets Christmas Carol delivering his tiny Tim line.
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Colin @yesitscolin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Love my new Christmas tree ornament…
An ornament of Homer Simpson disappearing into the tree like in the meme where he backs into the bushes
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My mum just started a sentence with "if I'm spared til March" Nothing like some festive cheer
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Merry Christmas.
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
My boss, telling me to add a single line to a document on Christmas Eve Eve
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/12/2024
“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Had a rare instance of someone else in the Post Office using it to post things Would have thought I was in the wrong place if the guy in front of me wasn't laundering money
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
There is simply not enough pish in the world to decorate this absolute unit
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Who's hungry?
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Working very hard today
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
HHH must pay for his War Games crimes
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Apparently I'm "not ready" because I "don't have trousers on" Sounds like we're making up these rules as we go
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Spending 1 (one) night in a hotel but still packing a full suitcase, including a 4 way extension to maximise the amount of free electricity I can steal
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
It's snowing and we're arguing about whether Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is a Christmas film, might as well be Christmas day
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Marginalised groups have consistently argued for a politics of liberation and the most disingenuous people have still just called it "identity politics"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hide Novara Threads Ignore Novara Posts Do Not Reply To Novara Posters
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Broken Chanter @brokenchanter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Those Who Remember Real Binmen Starter Pack
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Like if you remember toast
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Some of us are finding new haters and providing more diverse forums for our loyal base of existing haters Each to their own, I guess
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
We need a leftist Michael Walker
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Well well well bsky.app/profile/dadd...
bsky.app
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