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Dr. Siiri Takala

@oppenhiney.bsky.social
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Nuclear Physicist. Finnish and likes pizza more than most humans. A shot of C10H12N2O for your timeline. Blorg in human skin. You know me from the bird site.

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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happened again 🫠
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She REALLY doesn’t wanna go out in the rain. Or is embarrassed that we match.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Got added to an “Ableism” list for this. It’s not ableist to dunk on something so absurd.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Removing my mask to take a sip of my iced coffee at my lesbian bar job interview
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good news: been co-authored on two published works Bad news: they’re both in fucking Russian
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a cursed image to wake up to
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Day trips
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is going to accidentally boost so much tourism
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You ever look at an account on BlueSky and realise this app deadass all they got
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Generational reply just dropped
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sabaton's actual music quality is just power chords with the interlude guitar solos, but the lyrics are S-tier
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's a Roman rocket, get cultured.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Only saw this now. Thank you, gorgeous 🥰
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Furnace on in August. Erratic Finnish temps L.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I swear some of you are so miserable that you actually want a Republican victory in 2028
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Someone (not saying who) gave me a Hentai game on Steam. Ew. Why. Something I’ll PLAY.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Treats to end the month
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No clue who the fuck Oliver is, but if made in my name (no proof but meh) that's cool. x
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If anyone wants to gift me something on Steam or donate to Ukraine in my name, both would be an amazing gift 🥰
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
36 today.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Salmon and coal grills. Match made in heaven.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You ever look at an account on BlueSky and realise this app deadass all they got
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I get hungry
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
After the final whistle. Fuck Argentina. All my homies hate Argentina.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain can't win, total fix. Wrap it up.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Every day I miss when I got to meet Jen for just a few days, she's the sweetest, most pure-of-heart person ever. When we met she said "Siiri! Hi! Finally!" and thought she wasn't actually stuttering. Then she wrote on her iPad she practiced for 2 hours saying that on the ferry. That's love.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I believe all jobs should be explained with 00’s emo music cadence.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shouldn't this make her a registered sex offender?
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Neighbour gave me 2 dozen eggs and I gave her some of the dill in my garden. Are there any tasty, simple ways to cook the eggs? Recipes you'd suggest? I am bad in the kitchen.
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
OF COURSE THE PLAGIARISM TOASTER ISN'T CONSCIOUS YOU FUCKING WEEBLES
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 19/07/2026
China just got a heliostat plant – a concentrated solar power (CSP) station using a large field of computer-controlled mirrors, [heliostats], to reflect the sun on to a tall central tower – to power 170k homes a year and save 130k tons of CO2. The US is getting a ballroom.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hope you like FWOOPS
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Post a thirst trap, Go:
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England gonna blow this like my sister for a pair of Loubos.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fucking cry more for me, Argentina.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"I made you as a character in a video game" is honestly more indicative of being a friend than any bullshit like no DM in a year. xx
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
(to the Spider-Man tune) Jimothy Jimothy The internet's newest celebrity Does he look kinda odd? No he perfect you stupid clod Look out - We'll all die for Jimothy
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have read the words “Taco Bell psyop” in the wild, so I reckon there are only about 30 original sentences left in humanity.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Argentines going after… *checks notes* …the Finnish government. Right. I’m gonna order a pizza and it won’t bankrupt me to do so.
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Javier Milei Wields Chainsaw
ALT: Javier Milei Wields Chainsaw
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe this was mean, but fuck it.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
God forbid someone knows about Argentina’s 19th-century leadership actively promoted a "whitening" and pro-European immigration policy designed to symbolically and demographically erase Black and Indigenous populations without TikTok. Enjoy your donkey meat.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oh hai
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I could never live in the US because their diarrhea outbreak is cause for concern while my diarrhea is just a normal Friday.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bored so looking up holiday getaways at work, and this is probably the only Italy I can afford right now.
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Dr. Siiri Takala @oppenhiney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wonder how many huehuehue types will have magical social run-ins with people saying “no spoilers for The Odyssey” so they can get their crumb of serotonin from likes on here.
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