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Juan Mac

@no1guncle.bsky.social
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Nae agenda but the gay agenda

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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Magnificently phrased question to Polanski from ITV who asked about the idea of water, asking if the extra tax yields would be more than cancelled out by the drop in productivity caused by "everybody pissing all the time".
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Genuinely don't think most people care one way or the other - but if you force the debate, the results may not be what Labour expects
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"I've seen first hand the effects of the current system and won't support anyone changing it" is not a logical conclusion
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You Call Yourself a Film Critic @filmcriticmaybe.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
the so called "Straight" -Every lad who bullied me as a teenager who still managed to have my number pegged somehow
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Billy OceanGate 🇵🇸 @stitzch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Never forget loool PRICK
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I feel like "respect the dead" was actually about digging a deep hole to avoid the spread of plague, not being nice about people on Twitter Dot Com
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
For the 2nd time in my life, I am fighting for my life arguing that The Boy Friend (1971) is a good film Why does God always give me his gayest battles?
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Me trying to explain fascism to students: "A lot has to do with fear of supposedly stable gendered boundaries blurring, and how that maps onto racial and national hierarchies. But can I really say transphobia is the lodestone to fascism?" Aleksandr Dugin: "Ukrainians are collective transgenders."
"Ukrainians are ‘collective transgenders’ – Dugin
The country has bartered away its Russian identity for an “abstract and absurd alternative,” the political scientist has said
Ukrainians are ‘collective transgenders’ – Dugin
Alexandr Dugin. ©  Sputnik
Ukrainians have become “collective transgenders” in their desire to get closer to the West and cut ties with Moscow, Russian philosopher and political scientist Aleksandr Dugin has said."
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/04/2025
Bring back proper games journalism.
Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem.

The featured text is the form of a Q and A. 

I see. Will you do it over the phone?

Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely.

Let's hear it.

Mortal Kombat!
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I am 99% sure the Evening Times once did an FOI and it was (officially or unofficially) branded the Poo League
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I once looked at every pool in Glasgow on the app, just to see when they were open and now I get almost hourly updates on "unforseen circumstances" and "circumstances beyond our control" Might become a gimmick account for pool shitting
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I am once again asking you to just say a kid did a jobby
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I say all this to say that despite having had 6 months to get an outfit together for tonight, the missing piece was a tanktop I'm pretty confident my mum bought me for my first holiday as an adult. It is my 40th birthday party.
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Important philosophy question: why is the 3rd outfit you try on always the right one? And if you tried that one 1st, would it have been right or is it always the secret 3rd thing?
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sign saying "I just hope both teams lose"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
No, it wasn't even a bad place to work generally, they were just absolutely shit at the worst possible time
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Having to explain that the therapy, which they knew I was attending as they made me work every second back, was to resolve the issue and was more effective than recieving a letter from them saying I shouldn't be anxious again or I might be fired >>>
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The whole thing resulted in them having to get occupational health in to verify that the reason I was off with anxiety was because I had been diagnosed with anxiety, something they already knew
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Forever haunted by the vision of my manager putting up a Mental Health Awareness Week poster on the same day they tried to discipline me for being too anxious to come to work on 1 (one) occasion
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
*holds finger to ear* I'm hearing The New Statesman is doing a Mandy Rhodes
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Being able to position yourself as being distinct from Government without needing to oppose quite literally anything the Government does unless it makes you personally less wealthy
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
So much this, it's more the setting up of a "moderate" camp which ~just so happens~ to take the position that makes Bezos the most money
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I feel this in my bones, I was stubbornly refusing to start the form and then found it, fully completed Really feel like there's a name for this stuff!
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Feels incredibly weird to finally have a diagnosis for ADHD after a mere 40 years of [wanders off before completing post]
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I phoned home today specifically to tell my mum
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
But credit to the guy famous for his cheap shite bathrooms for going with "I only use the finest natural materials for my giant inflatable duck"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My own method for assessing the beads that are all over my THIRD FLOOR flat was looking at them and confirming they are obviously polystyrene
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The greatest local Facebook drama in history
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Sign that reads "please swing moderately"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
*youth pastor voice* you know who else had his platform taken away by a jealous empire? www.google.com/amp/s/www.bb...
google.com
TikTok ban comes into force in US as app stops working
A message appearing for US users says they "can't use TikTok for now".
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Only needed to phone the Embassy once this holiday so I guess that's personal growth or something 🤷‍♂️
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Tobl Of Rone
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Exactly, most AI I'm conscious of is basically racist doodles so the question seems like "should this pug crying at a woman in a headscarf perform brain surgery?"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
People aren't going to know about the many successful use cases in medicine, they're going to think an AI surgeon will be looking at your 5 fingers and thinking "I'm sure there should be more of you" because that's the bit they are currently being mass marketed
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
When the Govt said "we will use AI", people read "a large language model will give you the wrong council tax bill and then call you a slur"
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Writing a 2000 word document I've been putting off for weeks in 38 minutes >>>
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The vet was trying to give us chicken flavoured toothpaste for the cat which raises many questions, like why is this not available for humans and did you notice the cat has no teeth?
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Many are saying she's turned the weans and the queue against us
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
There's a queue in Lidl like an execution and some guy is recounting his custody battle in great detail
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Some incredible stuff going down over there
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Opening Facebook is like going through a portal, please check on your das, they are not OK
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It's the most wonderful day of the year
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I think Will gets a lot of shit for being really good at a thing it's not cool to like but I prefer that to workers who are OK at everything. Kyle has been a revelation, I was very unconvinced he deserved this push but he just keep improving.
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Just ordered her a SIM on my card and she said "what about the fiver a month?" so I've told her she owes me £15 if she's spared til March
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
My main takeaway from this feud is they stole each other's spot: Kyle is the new Next Main Event guy and Will is the new Shittest Hair guy
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 25/12/2024
“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”
Gonzo from the muppets Christmas Carol delivering his tiny Tim line.
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Colin @yesitscolin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Love my new Christmas tree ornament…
An ornament of Homer Simpson disappearing into the tree like in the meme where he backs into the bushes
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Juan Mac @no1guncle.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
She's doing quite a lot of critiquing of buddies on Strictly from behind her zimmer Just declared somebody "looks a lot better from a distance"
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