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Abolish ICE, Impeach Donald, Nuremberg him and every one of his underlings today, or US-wide general strike tomorrow and every day henceforth until above steps are taken: We the people no longer consent or recognize this government as legitimate.

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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 5h
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Man Dragging Trash Bag to Bins
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 5h
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good
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Necessary Roughness: Don't Throw It To Stonehands
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Classic #Roaddron representing #SportingKC in Seattle tonight, way to go!
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's no pardon for Treason. No one in his admin should feel safe from these assurances.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@robdelaney.bsky.social your son has grown into such a handsome and responsible member of society, you must be so proud
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As long as the Riverside Sonic is still open, we'll all survive
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Learn to drink straight booze kids. There's no dive bar in any corner of the world you won't be welcomed in. And, added bonus, whatever "tractor fluid" concoction we're all drinking at the "end of humanity" isn't as likely to kill you as the beer/wine crowd.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2-0 #SportingKC ? Oh no, we're gonna lose!
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If anyone on the planet can make this Chicago team even "competitive" it's this man and the Longs are morons.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If @cnn.com has this story tomorrow I'll be 0% shocked.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can’t have your Cuba until you’ve finished your Iran! How can you have any Cuba if you don’t finish your Iran?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran can both cry into their bank accounts, fuck these people
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I haven't shown an ID to buy booze in 10 years, CostCo has a 50+ button on their register that the employees always punch when they look and I'm only 47, I reject couch-fuckers premise for his lack of understanding of reality
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's entirely possible that André Luiz was worth the money #SportingKC
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Eric Wahl @ericwahl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will forever be angry that the Kansas City Current's situation was entirely self-inflicted out of hubris, pettiness, & stupidity
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Evergreen inquiry
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I "wanted" to get fired once too... But I didn't make it this obvious.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who knew his music would be the second worst thing about him
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
20 McConnell staffers just hit massive paydays on Kalshi
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know a ball python curled up to disguise itself as an oddly colored burger (maybe it's supposed to be a "chicken" burger?) when I see it
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For 2nd time this year a pair of #Swansea substitutes combine to score within minutes of coming on, Matos is absolutely showing his ability as a manager (meaning Swans won't be able to keep him for long)
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stop using "Absolute Chimneys!" Incorrectly and look up Vazquez's miss in 90' for Birmingham against Derby today, that's what the phrase is for
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes ball don't go in goal. #KCCurrent
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Aw fuckaroni!" My wife in response to that Banda goal #KCBaby
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Judge a man by his actions and his ethics, nothing else is worthy of you if you're a serious person. This man's actions and ethics tell you he has already switched parties
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Same (not a season ticket holder, but just not interested in pulling up SeatGeek and looking for tickets anymore)
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We're going to lose this 5-3 aren't we? #SportingKC
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Compare this outage to July 19 2024 CrowdStrike outage and tell me how important these non-AI models are again.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hahahahahahaha! I could just throw my money in a hole and it would bring as much entertainment for as long.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@likethe309.bsky.social Do you want to try crashing out over a 6 again and see if it works this time?
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Spanish Love Songs @spanishlovesongs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Future Nausea Nov 6. Listen to “Good American” now.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🎶 If you don't think about the why, the summer in December is pretty nice.🎶 New @spanishlovesongs.bsky.social single, in case your September started off bad and you want to feel worse, like me.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#Swans have 10 pts through 4 matches:
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"If you fight back when I attack you, I'll just make it worse?" How is this disgusting fuck not already doing life for domestic abuse?! He's the literal epitome of a violent domestic partner with language like this.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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pumpkin spice kelsey @whoaakelseyy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meme of two men on a bus, one looking out the window at a wall in sadness and one looking at beautiful scenery on the other side. The first man has the text “Chris armas coached my team” above him. The second man has text that reads “Temwa chawinga, Croix Bethune, and Michelle cooper play for my team”
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"How do you feel about the execution of soccer coaching in KC right now?" "I'm for it!"
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#SportingKC "We suck!" So much we don't need a catchphrase, but sure we'll take it.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Double guns: 🖕🖕 for every mattress-stain involved with this idea. I've already seen Endgame. I shouln't have to rewatch it in a theater to understand Doomsday. Fuck Disney in the ass! Especially with them ending spousal benefits too. Source: A.V. Club share.google/UJNptEp5uDgD...
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Joe Russo assigns "required viewing" of Endgame re-release to Doomsday moviegoers
Joe Russo assigns "required viewing" of Endgame re-release to Doomsday moviegoers
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
$9.99 is too much for that atrocity
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Please now explain how it's legal to have Rapha Wicky as your coach. That's the league rule I've really been struggling with. Well him and Armas but I'm not asking you to be an NWSL rules expert too.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh please don't be a "ball don't go in" day #KCBaby
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You! We got you, motherfucker!
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yeah bro, it's only 6 lanes of traffic! Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, & dodge.
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yaaah #SKC officially ends the scoreless streak
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#Swans pulls out road 2-1 road win with inspired '64 substitutions that directly lead to 66' winning goal, was thing of beauty
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No One @no-one.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#Swansea with all the possession in the world gives away a goal in run of play, "deja vu all over again"
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