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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1h
It’s me, I’m People
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 1h
Stalker (1979) at the Academy Museum tonite queen??
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 3h
Gemini-Sagittarius is the Yapper’s Axis
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 7h
Moms who are unrepentant haters >>>>>>>
Texts from mom: Who are you rooting for between the Cubs and the Padres? I say fuck Pete Crow-Armstrong
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 11h
The average low this August was 68°
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 11h
80° at midnight is unethical
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 11h
LOL I shared that song on instagram yesterday!!! I Would Literally Murder Someone to Be Cold Rn
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12h
Glow pt. 2 > The Moon > Headless Horseman is an absolutely brutal run of songs ❤️‍🩹
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12h
Meme of a guy pointing at himself in the mirror as though he is trying to hype himself up
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12h
I know this is the outcome I wanted but I simply can’t bring myself to be happy to see the Padres win
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 13h
I’m personally very normal and relaxed, as always
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 13h
🗣️ THERE’S NO EEEEEEEEEND
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 13h
Are you calling me a man and/or implying that I don’t know ball lmfao
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 15h
Congrats!!! I was on the fence about getting a Kindle for many years but now I can’t live without it. Let me know how you like it!!!!
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 15h
I offered an olive branch and he slapped it out of my hand smh
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
My friend invited me to the game but I actually have stuff to do tonight :( Have fun though!!!
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 16h
Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
My token Padres fan friend left me on read when I said I was rooting for the Padres because I’m hoping for a 5-game series that totally depletes both teams. Wtf
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
Drink every time AJ Pierzynski says “n-word ball”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
I’ve always leaned toward him going in with a blank hat but the more he wins with the Dodgers and the more Barves fans continue to boo him, the more likely it seems he’ll be remembered as a Dodger
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
I don’t agree with Freddie’s taste in players, but I will defend to the death his right to be cute about them
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
Life would be so much more peaceful if they could just clone Yamamoto
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16h
another dave roberts master class
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
I’m very happy but I need 15-20 minutes before my nervous system has calmed down enough to celebrate another Dodgers win
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
Lol. Lmao
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
I can’t even bring myself to look at the TV screen rn, I feel sick, Edwin PLEASE don’t be ass
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Starting to get nervous
Decoy Ohtani looking unsure
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
Of course, Carlitos is his biggest fan (after me)
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 17h
Synchronization
A post of an image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto laying down with his ass facing the camera, appearing to hold up a tweet by Josh Reddick asking how someone who's never thrown a pitch in MLB can get $325 million. Below is another post from the Heat film bot, with the quote "Because she got a GREAT ASS!"
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
Death of the Poster by Roland Barthes
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
🫩
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
Tommy Edman is literally addicted to swinging at the first pitch
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
Yoshinobu Yamamoto looking like a baddie with the infamous Josh Reddick tweet superimposed over him: “How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
Insurance runs so I can relax, PLEASE
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
I’m so happy Andy is shaking off those postseason demons. He’s worked so hard 🥲
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 18h
Just let me know which beach, please
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 18h
*THEM*
loving couple keeks and fredward
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 18h
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 18h
FREDDIE FREEMAN SAID FUCK THE BARVES
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Rachel Scarlett @rachelscarlettg.bsky.social · 18h
I love Keeks so much he is so funny Living embodiment of "I never do my homework but I pass all my tests"
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Kiké Hernández is proof that all you need to do to be hot is 1. have a good sense of humor 2. be good at baseball for one month of the year 3. hate ICE
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 18h
KIKÉTOBER
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 18h
This game is pissing me off because I’m an irrational sports fan but they DO look much better than I expected. I was honestly worried about getting no hit
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 18h
Miggyro grand slam would’ve been the funniest possible outcome but the universe is feeling joyless today I guess
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
I just don’t believe Barves fans deserve a modicum of happiness
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
Hey guys can we NOT give Chris Sale the game of his life
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
NOW PLEASE SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
Meme of Yamamoto holding an umbrella over the Dodgers that says “Get your ass up. I got you”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
We’re fucked
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
Does anyone know if Shohei wore his chanclas today
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
Sonic Flower by Room 1015! A Glossier You-esque powdery musky iris skin scent but it’s a little earthier and it lasts much longer
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