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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 14h
I heard he already applied
Indeed posting for Customs and Border Patrol officers
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
Skeets before and after Shohei’s homer
Me two minutes before Shohei Ohtani homered: I don't really care about winning bc their season is as good as over, I'm just happy to see some hits before it's official

Phyllis: exactly this. honestly, in some ways, I just want the pain to be over with lol

Me after Shohei Ohtani homered: NVM I LOVE WINNING LET'S WIN

Phyllis: WHAT WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT LFGO
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 19h
🗣️🗣️🗣️ GOAT’S ALIVE!!!!!!!
Shohei Ohtani being a goober
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
✅ Won’t be no-hit
Kyle Tucker giving a thumbs up
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I had an annoying day and I would very much enjoy it if the Dodgers could win a game for once in their lives
Kiké Hernández with his hair covering his face
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Today I learned how to bend conduits, pull wire, and install outlets!!!! I will never use these skills on my own bc I am a perma renter but it’s fun to learn new things 🥲
A duplex outlet (it’s supposed to be upside down, don’t yell at me)
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can’t believe Jacob Misiorowski would do this
Screenshot of Google results for Richard Hickock, who resembles Jacob Misiorowski. 

“Richard Eugene Hickock was one of two ex-convicts convicted of murdering four members of the Clutter family in Holcomb, Kansas, on November 15, 1959, a crime made famous by Truman Capote in his 1966 non-fiction novel In Cold Blood.”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dodger baseball babyyyy
Yin and yang with a complex web of “it’s so over” and “we’re so back”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I haven’t driven my car in over a week and last night I realized in a panic that I forgot to move it for street sweeping. It wasn’t parked where I thought it was so I pulled tarot cards for guidance Was it stolen: 9 of Swords Is it parked where I left it: 4 of Pentacles How to find it: Magician
9 of swords tarot card showing a person crying in bed with 9 swords hanging over them4 of pentacles showing a man holding 4 gold coins The Magician tarot card
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I need something to cheer me up after that game so I’m gonna watch a film about the painful dissolution of a marriage 👍
Now watching: Contempt (1963), Jean-Luc Godard
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shohei Ohtani jutting out his lower jawShohei biting his lip
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🗣️ GOAT’S ALIVE
Shohei Ohtani
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finally crossing this off my list after recently rewatching Funny Games and becoming Hanekepilled again
Now watching: Caché (2005), Michael Haneke
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She’s so evil for this
You didn't see my valentine
I sent it via pantomime
While you were watchin' someone else
I stared at you and cut myself

It's all I'll do 'cause I'm not free
A fugitive too dull too flee
I'm amorous but out of reach
A still life drawing of a peach
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They made a rule that I’m only allowed to enjoy 70s cinema
Letterboxd last four watched:

Female Prisoner #701: Scorpion (1972), Shunya Ito
3 stars

Stalker (1979), Andrei Tarkovsky
5 stars (rewatch)

Cabaret (1972), Bob Fosse
4.5 stars

The Long Goodbye (1973), Robert Altman
4 stars
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WTF???
Aaron Judge dropping a baby (real)
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck, marry, kill
Anatoly Solonitsyn as The Writer from Stalker (1979) directed by Andrei TarkovskyAlexander Kaidanovsky as The StalkerNikolay Grinko as The Professor
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Moms who are unrepentant haters >>>>>>>
Texts from mom: Who are you rooting for between the Cubs and the Padres? I say fuck Pete Crow-Armstrong
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meme of a guy pointing at himself in the mirror as though he is trying to hype himself up
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yoshinobu Yamamoto looking like a baddie with the infamous Josh Reddick tweet superimposed over him: “How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOW PLEASE SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS
Meme of Yamamoto holding an umbrella over the Dodgers that says “Get your ass up. I got you”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes this heatwave is unbearable but don’t worry! The heat index will drop below 80° at 11:37pm 😀🔫
“Feels like” temp graph showing a peak of 104° at 12pm, down to 79° at 11:37pm
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Society when Moosie is forced to drink Pepsi
Hell
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally watching The Apartment in a desperate attempt to salvage my evening
Now watching: The Apartment (1960), Billy Wilder
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never thought I’d be sad to miss a Padres vs. Brewers game but I contain multitudes and one of them is enjoying movie screenings
Now watching: Cabaret (1972), Bob Fosse
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I obviously don’t have his birth time so the ascendant isn’t real, and his moon could be in Pisces or Aries depending on what time he was born - but based on how fiery and competitive he is, I think Aries moon is more likely
Tarik Skubal birth chart
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mom, unprompted: This is what the Brewers’ catcher looks like
A ceramic frog who bears a slight resemblance to William Contreras
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NEVER WORRIED* *unverified
Tarik Skubal
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE FORECAST AT DODGER STADIUM IS SUNNY
Teoscar Hernández as the teletubby sun
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UPDATE #OneOfUs
Right-handed pitcher Trey Gibson made his major league debut on May 4, for the Baltimore Orioles in an 11-3 loss to the New York Yankees. For Sports Journalism Institute alumnus Kyle Goon (Class of 2010) and Josh Tolentino (Class of 2017), the result wasn't important. They were more interested in whether or not Gibson, 23, was part Asian.

"Kyle and I had this conversation with [Gibson], Tolentino said. "And we're like, 'As the two small members representing the Asian American
sportswriting community here in Baltimore, we had a very pressing question... Are you Asian?' And [Gibson]
smiled and laughed and said,
"Yeah, I'm Japanese.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Starting to get nervous
Decoy Ohtani looking unsure
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Society if Moosie had a Diet Coke
Futuristic utopia
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had zits all through last October so I’m really trying to manage my stress and skincare this year
Bobby Hill meditating while wearing a Dodger hat
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who else still has this picture of Brent Honeywell's perm saved to their desktop for some reason
Brent Honeywell, Dodger legend, with an incredible permed mullet
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I only watched three movies this week but making time for that during the MLB postseason is a huge accomplishment that deserves to be celebrated
Letterboxd last four watched:

The Long Goodbye (1973), Robert Altman
4 stars 

Funny Games (2007), Michael Haneke
4.5 stars (rewatch)

Apocalypse Now (1979), Francis Ford Coppola
5 stars (rewatch)

Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997), Hideaki Anno and Kazuya Tsurumaki
4 stars
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here are my top artists for September if you even care!!!!!
A 5x5 grid of my top artists on last.fm last month

Fiona Apple - 102 scrobbles
Gilla Band - 66 scrobbles
Daniel Johnston - 63 scrobbles
Joanna Newsom - 57 scrobbles
Water From Your Eyes - 52 scrobbles
Shellac - 39 scrobbles
Fugazi - 38 scrobbles 
Death Grips - 34 scrobbles
Juana Molina - 32 scrobbles
Beastie Boys - 30 scrobbles
Mount Eerie - 29 scrobbles
Sonic Youth - 27 scrobbles
Alvvays - 24 scrobbles
Françoise Hardy - 23 scrobbles
Stereolab - 23 scrobbles
ABBA - 22 scrobbles
Hayley Williams - 20 scrobbles
Karen Dalton - 19 scrobbles
Tinashe - 19 scrobbles
Oklou - 18 scrobbles
Stevie Wonder - 17 scrobbles
Yo La Tengo - 17 scrobbles
Chat Pile - 14 scrobbles
Liz Phair - 14 scrobbles
Radiohead - 14 scrobbles
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pausing the movie every 5 minutes to say “That nice young fellow went on to direct The Brutalist”
Brady Corbet in Funny Games
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now rewatching this classic feel-good family comedy film
Now watching: Funny Games (2007), Michael Haneke
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fall vibes in LA 🍂
10-day weather forecast for Los Angeles with temps between 84°-100°. Based on our recent heatwaves, I can only assume it will actually be 5° warmer than forecasted
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This!
Apocalypse Now: The Final Cut in 4k with guest speakers Barrie Osbourne and James Mockowski
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Friend just sent me this pic of a zine he found
How to Get a Colonoscopy: Advice for the Neurodivergent and Everyone Else
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s right, she’s posting Joanna Newsom lyrics again
Helpless as a child,
when you held me in your arms,
and I knew that no other
could ever love me as you loved.
Love me as you loved.
But help me! I'm leaving!

I remember everything,
down to the sound of you shaving -
the scrape of your razor,
the dully-abrading black hair
that remained
when you clutched at me,
that night I came upstairs, half-dead,
and, in your kindness, you put me straightaway
in the cupboard,
with a bottle of champagne,
and then, later, on a train.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Turning this shit off
Will Smith (Dodgers) cringing
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mario catching a baseball
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve spent the last couple of months sampling dozens of iris fragrances, and this is the One. Beautiful and melancholy, with incense, tobacco, and the perfect rooty orris. It’s not a crowd-pleaser but EYE feel super fucking cool when I wear it so I’m ordering a full size bottle!!!!
Iris Cendré by Naomi Goodsir: “A floral tone, fresh, led by bergamot, tangerine & spices. A rich incense & powdery heart of violet & iris. Sensuality is enhanced by cistus, tobacco & amber. A true green rooty & creamy Iris butter.”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They made a vegan perfume specifically designed just for me
A bottle of fragrance called Silken Tofu eau de parfum by September 28th. Notes are silken tofu, pandan, steamed rice, soy milk, and bamboo water
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mind if I post some no-context Joanna Newsom lyrics
The moment of your greatest joy sustains:
not axe nor hammer,
tumor, tremor,
can take it away, and it remains.
It remains.

And it pains me to say, I was wrong.
Love is not a symptom of time.
Time is just a symptom of love

(and of the nullifying, defeating, negating, repeating joy of life;
the nullifying, defeating, negating, repeating joy of life).
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tweet from @WilManidis:

if your tweet gets zero likes you are literally pioneering a new school of thought
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been sooooo bad about watching movies this entire month but I am forcing myself to participate in Letterboxd Friday!!! Hopefully some #accountability will get me back on track
Letterboxd last four watched:

Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997), Hideki Anno and Kazuya Tsurumaki
4 stars

Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx (1972), Kenji Misumi
4 stars

House (1977), Nobuhiko Obayashi
5 stars (rewatch)

Barry Lyndon (1975), Stanley Kubrick
4.5 stars
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry for being a hater (no I’m not) but am I the only person who noticed this orrrr……
Pink Clouding by Taylor Swift:

But I was pink clouding from the thrill of it, thrill of it

(The screenshot doesn’t show the repeated “thrill of it” but she sings it and it’s relevant for the other image in this post) The Thrill by Wiz Khalifa & Empire of the Sun:

We are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it
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