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undercover chink in chi city

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jotato @njvz.co · 01/10/2026
I am in a work meeting and feel my soul shitting itself
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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jotato @njvz.co · 30/09/2026
one down 😀
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jotato @njvz.co · 30/09/2026
Heartbreaking: Nick can only poop at "home"
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jotato @njvz.co · 29/09/2026
I haven't pooped cried or cum in four days
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jotato @njvz.co · 28/09/2026
Mutually assured hole glorping
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jotato @njvz.co · 28/09/2026
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jotato @njvz.co · 27/09/2026
When I die bury me in a big booty hole
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jotato @njvz.co · 26/09/2026
Found the Epstein files fun fact uhaul
The "did you know..." Text on a uhaul truck is then followed by unintentionally redacted text caused by a tape repair
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jotato @njvz.co · 25/09/2026
CAUTION. FUCKING BUS APPROACHING.
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jotato @njvz.co · 25/09/2026
He's so scary
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jotato @njvz.co · 18/09/2026
What the last week has felt like
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jotato @njvz.co · 17/09/2026
Authors love telling you that a character is never seen again
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jotato @njvz.co · 15/09/2026
we inch closer to death
Google AI overview answering the "commonly asked question" of "What was Albert Einstein's last name?", with the answer "Albert Einstein's last name was Einstein."
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jotato @njvz.co · 06/09/2026
Let's suck my dick
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jotato @njvz.co · 03/09/2026
The earth is cooking alive but at least lake Michigan is ice cold
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Amidala talking to Anakin meme. 
1st panel, Anakin asks 'do you like plums?'
2nd panel, Amidala says 'yeah, I'm actually saving some for breakfast'
3rd panel, Anakin stares
4th panel, Amidala looks horrified
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jotato @njvz.co · 09/08/2026
Grok create an unforgettable sandwich
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maderhombre.bsky.social @maderhombre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
este es mi homúnculo, debo mantenerlo en un estado de miseria perpetua o si no se rebelará contra mi tiranía freudiana
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jotato @njvz.co · 22/07/2026
just now finding out that crip theory is not about the gang
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jotato @njvz.co · 21/07/2026
MrBeast job postings be like no resume or past experience needed. must have same blood type as MrBeast
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jotato @njvz.co · 19/07/2026
Rest in peace most racist country
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charles @libraryofbabel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fearing for public safety, he decided to discharge his weapon at a member of the public
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jotato @njvz.co · 12/07/2026
Ah Argentina versus Switzerland, the Nazi gold derby
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jotato @njvz.co · 09/07/2026
Not very impressed with the new Swift single "my husband's penus"
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jotato @njvz.co · 07/07/2026
HAHAHA! YES! YES!!!
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jotato @njvz.co · 06/07/2026
Holy fuck this soccer is diabolical
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Perjury is the native tongue of law enforcement"- Gore Vidal www.pennlive.com/crime/2026/0...
pennlive.com
Watch: Video contradicts ICE account of why agent opened fire in Harrisburg neighborhood
Two ICE vehicles blocked in a suspect they were trying to arrest Wednesday morning, then agents opened fire.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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jotato @njvz.co · 04/07/2026
Please Cabo Verde make my summer
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/06/2026
I've spent the last two months putting together this exhaustive analysis of the New York Times coverage of trans people. It covers 3,242 articles over 12 years. In 2022, the NYT shifted towards a hostile stance towards trans people in their framing. www.thedissident.news/exclusive-ho...
thedissident.news
Exclusive: How The New York Times Changed Its Coverage of Trans People
An exhaustive analysis of over 3,242 articles by the New York Times covering transgender issues from 2014-2026 revealed a stark shift towards hostile framing in 2022. In January 2015, the New York Ti...
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jotato @njvz.co · 23/06/2026
I mean any combo really but I would be so happy
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jotato @njvz.co · 23/06/2026
@crunchyroll.com can we please have English subs for latin Spanish dubs 🥺
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jotato @njvz.co · 22/06/2026
Me: sneezing into my handkerchief Dutch person: *forcefully disagreeing*
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jotato @njvz.co · 19/06/2026
Welcome to the top flight BONK
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jotato @njvz.co · 18/06/2026
jesus fuck
Jenny Maxwell, head of education at Superhuman, the A.I. company that makes Grammarly, called the race between detection and evasion “ultimately, a dead end.”

“Bigger cat, bigger mouse,” she said.

Instead, she urged educators to accept that most future writing would be produced in a partnership between artificial intelligence and human discernment.
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jotato @njvz.co · 14/06/2026
Culver's employees are so weirdly earnest and concerned
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jotato @njvz.co · 13/06/2026
Just finding out that the original working title of Moby Dick was "Me and Mr Whale"
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A burning cross was found in Grant Park on Tuesday, city officials confirmed. blockclubchi.co/49RgAMt
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
JFK Ends Mostly Successful Dallas Trip
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jotato @njvz.co · 21/05/2026
This country is debating paying reparations to a fascist paramilitary before black people
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jotato @njvz.co · 20/05/2026
white gold? you mean silver? lol
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jotato @njvz.co · 20/05/2026
Ben-Gvir can not suffer in a foul enough hell
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jotato @njvz.co · 19/05/2026
CMON YOU CHERRIES
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jotato @njvz.co · 18/05/2026
Why is the time around your birthday always like this
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jotato @njvz.co · 15/05/2026
Dudes love to put their hands in their pockets no matter how precarious their situation is
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jotato @njvz.co · 15/05/2026
YeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA
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jotato @njvz.co · 14/05/2026
BONK
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Ky @ky.fyi · 14/05/2026
obsessed with this US department of agriculture zine about snail farming from 1986 openknowledge.fao.org/server/api/c...
Drawing of a snail on the soil. Drawing of a snail in the soil.The text “see what snails eat at night” above two people observing plants under a crescent moon.Each pen you build must also keep the snails safe from their enemies.
Snails have many enemies.
You must be careful to protect them from
• mice and rats
• shrews and moles
• walking insects that live on the ground such as ants and beetles
• slugs and other snails that eat snail meat
• birds that eat snails
• frogs and toads
• thieves
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
no !!!!
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