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Carty B/Matt

@nimtemdo.com
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Aka Matt aka Cartridgeblowers. He/him. English teacher. Variety streamer. Speedfriend-adjacent. www.ocarinaofcrime.com

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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
X-Men never "became woke" you just grew up to be a bad person.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 24/09/2026
Hey look my district is in the news! The media is talking about us! It's on TikTok! oh no www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8THqdYS/
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Please make school boards boring again oh my god
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Games Done Quick @gamesdonequick.com · 23/09/2026
Now open for #AGDQ2027!!! Volunteer Applications: gamesdonequick.com/volunteer/apply Game Submissions: submissions.gamesdonequick.com Vendor Alley Submissions: forms.gle/z5f6bEs9dVKLsjhf7 Cosplay Contest Submissions: gdq.gg/cosplay-entry Come back at 3 PM ET when Registration and more opens up!
BobbyBurn, Jaidlyn, and Melo wearing headsets energetically reacting during a GDQ event with a  purple and blue lit backdrop
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Hu Lao? Great. @cheflubu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Christ alive youtu.be/HvW_N5p1q44
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You Can See Everything | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 23/09/2026
With my relatively little time for video games I've been slowly working through some old RPGs I'd never gotten to. I'm about three hours into Crisis Core and, uh, when does this get good? Does it? It really feels like it has all the bad parts of late 2000s games and not really much of the good...
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 21/09/2026
As the world's only fan of Lufia 1, I'm happy to see it and its sequel getting some play in 2026. I kiiiinda would've loved a more substantial remake, but they'll still get my money. Okay there's probably like ten of us Lufia 1 fans.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 13/09/2026
Wrestling is real
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 13/09/2026
RIP Andy Williams. #AEWCollision
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A familiar ally joins the fight in Final Fantasy VII Revelation, coming Spring 2027!
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Evelyn Faye @evelynnfaye.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My spouse gets annoyed when I send them Voros Twins content but these guys actually fucking rule
An instagram post from the Voros Twins (Da Vinky?) saying that an ICE agent tried to order a Cameo from them to say ICE isn’t dangerous and doesn’t hurt people but they declined the order because “We hate I.C.E.!” 
The caption of the post reads simply “We hate ICE!”
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Me, using Blood Magics, born from the twisted life essence of your loved ones, a forbidden magic that will drain the life of those its cast around and will doom our timeline to death and decay: "its just a tool bro, it's not bad if I just use it to code"
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John Jakala @jjakala.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!
THE MISSUS — 
MY GORGEOUS BABE —
DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE
Feb. '44
France
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in gta vi there's going to be a mission where you do the ice bucket challenge with salt bae, blake bortles and bobby jindal. look when your release cycle is 13 years long this is just how it's gonna turn out
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 28/08/2026
Part of me wants to rewatch the MCU but another part of me wants to not watch Thor: The Dark World ever again and I'm not sure who will win.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey thanks to every politician, including and frankly especially on the left, who decided that advocating for police abolition was too scary for their chances at gaining or staying in power.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 27/08/2026
I think sometimes the bad guys just win because the good guys are tired. It feels like being the bad guy takes a lot less energy. Bad guys can force and bully and extort to get what they want and the good guys are like "I kinda just wanna move on, here's a gift please leave me be." It's bleak.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In honor of Tim Curry and his final passing to the one place not corrupted by capitalism, here's the story of how his incredible performance in C&C RA2 came about by the people who were there www.vice.com/en/article/a...
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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Beatitude @bdluttrull.com · 26/08/2026
Damn. www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq...
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Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 26/08/2026
Back in my day we had to get a hard drive for our PlayStation 2 and shady French software so we could *steal rentals* I mean backup our games
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
well I *was* really stoked about the upcoming KC location and was planning on going semi-regularly but I guess Buc-ee's can get fucked too www.aol.com/articles/buc...
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Buc-ee’s CEO says ‘conservative’ states will get stores — and there are three requirements any location must meet - AOL
Texas-based Buc-ee’s now operates in at least a dozen states, which are primarily Republican-leaning or conservative
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 26/08/2026
I can fix her
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
$62m raised for charity, a sanctuary for marginalised gamers, and a platform for indies: Why @gamesdonequick.com is a beacon of hope for the gaming community www.eurogamer.net/games-done-q...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Avoiding AI is about to be a superpower.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/08/2026
AI/LLMs generally can bluff their way through a pretty good first impression but they have trouble staying on task and following through a project to completion and like. That's only cool when I do it
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Library funding is tied to usage.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 09/08/2026
Made a post in my district's teacher Facebook group about how many of us are over-relying on AI and a lot of people got very mad that I was judging them and I am so tired.
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 06/08/2026
yeah
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
indiana jones and the big big hole “this was jesus’s hole,” he moans dryly
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Corey_V_Assistant (or Vice'sAssistant) VT @coreyvassistant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
youtu.be/Deqzy_tifRU?...
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Giant Bomb and Inca People
YouTube video by SGC
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 31/07/2026
My partner doesn't like video games like... at all. For my b-day today they are going to actually play games with me, which I feel is one of the best gifts they could get. It means a lot. Also I put together a 65 slide PowerPoint giving them games to pick from which was a gift I gave myself.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 30/07/2026
Yeah, I'll engage with various bits of media in a shallow way! That's my specialty!
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.
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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This was a clear case of misreading the situation on the guy's part. Speaking for all straight men, it is funny and cool to show chicks how you're not afraid to dump Tabasco in your eye. The key is in the approach. This lady was clearly not ready and ended up thinking, "Wow what a dumb idiot."
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 25/07/2026
I went out to eat with my partner's family for her dad's birthday and I spilled a bunch of the juice from her pot roast on my shirt and no one said anything and I think that's how you make someone feel welcome.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 22/07/2026
Poinpy is a very fun mobile game thank you
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026
Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You dont need to read Das Kapital or The Communist Manifesto. Just watch this one minute video
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/07/2026
“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 17/07/2026
Zoolander 2. What a horrible film.
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 17/07/2026
My partner watches a decent amount of reality TV and as such I watch a decent amount of reality TV. We think the most toxic show is probably Netflix's The Ultimatum because it platforms guys who say this.
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A lot of folks have interviewed Grant Kirkhope about the DK Rap over the years and he's had very interesting things to say! But I really wanted to talk to the guys who actually rapped it, and managed to get the "So they're finally here!" guy on a call for this:
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Carty B/Matt @nimtemdo.com · 17/07/2026
I'm Delbert Phonebill and I'm fat but I can throw a ball 1mph which is not good but they still let me do it!
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bea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
how many GULP sexual erm.. (tugging my collar) p-p-partners have i had .. ?? well ah.. nine (reading the room and feeling like a loser) hundred (realizing this might make me seem like a womanizer) men (afraid of coming off like a serial monogamist) at once
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
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