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Niko Stratis

@nikostratis.com
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Sober trans broad. Award winning writer. Former smoker. I write a newsletter called Anxiety Shark, my debut book is called The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman She//Her linktr.ee/nikostratis

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Flaming Hydra @flaminghydra.com · 5h
TODAY: @raxkingisdead.bsky.social on what we’ve seen in the men of Cornell University. “I want to diagnose it. I’m the naive fool who believes that in diagnosing it, I can cure us all of it.” flaminghydra.com/gentlemen-an...
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Gentlemen and Scholars of the Ivy League
I heard the two men talking, this morning, before I saw them. Then I saw them, and then they saw me, walking up the steep ramp toward them to the pedestrian bridge over the expressway. Their talking s...
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16h
did you 🫵 get your tickets yet???? music readings laughter gasps tears etc
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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 15h
Very excited to return to Littlefield for this cooooool event on 10/13!
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15h
That’s a good look at it for sure! I think my brain is always thinking of “what’s the emotional motivation here” but I love how you’ve laid this out
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Michael Rancic @therewasnosound.bsky.social · 15h
wrote about this for maisy. there's a lot happening rn in music around rights and ownership, making the prospect of AI possibly lucrative and appealing to people who have a vested interest in perpetuating music as a financial asset that we don't really see in film maisonneuve.org/article/penn...
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Penny for Your Bots
Music companies and organizations are racing to work with AI tools, but they risk further marginalizing artists and creativity.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15h
I think that’s a big part of it too.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15h
there are no more blockbusters, so AI can't solve "build a VHS collection for you", but there are record stores, mostly small businesses, which from an outside perspective are home to judgemental/frustrating dorks who will judge you for what you buy (sometimes this is true)
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15h
i would love an investigative report on why music is suddenly the new frontier for AI boosters now that "AI will make hollywood obsolete" fell flat on its little butt, like is it the opt-in human connection of discovery and fandom (a word i hate for music but whatever) that drives them to destroy?
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
oh its a beautiful little life if you can live it
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
I'm the 6'2 grey hair tranny in my neighbourhood and all it means is a lot of people say hi to me in the streets because they work in any of the stores around our apartment.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
hell yes happy birthday
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
Toooootally. evertime I see one of these conversations on "AI art" it's so centred around making something that's just for the user, as if the point of art is to make something for one person, instead of asking people to gaze into a beautiful abyss and draw what they can't describe.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
I've seen more people talk about making zines and wanting to find ways to make their online publication physical again than I have in a long time, and I think that's part of it. The well has kind of been poisoned from a thousand directions
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
it's so much of Twitter right now too, and here as well but way less so. it's all just people trying to one up each other on whatever the hottest scam is.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
this guy is just an AI booster on Twitter, of course he's going to have this opinion because it lures in the town he's currently trying to sell a monorail to, but it's not actually real. When guys say this, they don't actually know or care about music or history, they just care about the attention
The general public hates AI music.

Here are other things the general public hated over the years.

1920s: microphones. 

The idea that you could project your voice was lambasted by critics for being "manipulative" when they were first released. Today, microphones are pretty much a requirement.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
but this is an outside looking in thing. People that engage with music, that go to shows and pay for things and drive the conversation don't actually care about this shit. This is just tech Twitter guys trying to be in the conversation on how big whatever company currently being sued is about to be.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 17h
So much of the lens on culture has been turned into a numbers game, where everything is about chart placements and streaming numbers and data. Its a horse race to who gets to do data best, and all of these dorks forget that people just want a song that will make them cry at the grocery store.
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Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While @nikostratis.com and I cram Season 4 of The OC, we asked y'all to call in. An you did exactly that. Thanks so much for sharing your thoughts and feelings with us! Listen wherever you listen to things.
Bedazzled Sidekick 2 phone from The OC
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/09/2026
J Mascis making the best records of his career with two guys he can’t fucking stand
An illustrated version of Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/09/2026
the Incubus placement here is so funny, but honestly you put a song out like "Drive" and whatever you do next will do numbers, that's just how hard these things hit.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/09/2026
wild to see Butthole Surfers climbing the charts at # 25
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/09/2026
they call him lowly worm because thats where the bodies are buried
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 28/09/2026
beautiful cover! can't wait to read it!
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Tajja Isen @tajjaisen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COVER REVEAL for my new book, TOUGH LOVE. It's a memoir about my habit of falling into intense, complicated relationships with domineering mentors (maybe you can relate?). Now available for preorder! US: www.simonandschuster.com/books/Tough-... Canada: www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/763573...
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 28/09/2026
Lady if you're waiting for the good times to transition you're never going to do it.
a screenshot from the video game Control Resonant. text in the middle of the screen reads cannot transition during combat.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 28/09/2026
taking it and replacing it with Clumsy
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/09/2026
taylor could be so lucky!
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/09/2026
Now’s your time
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/09/2026
I have seen a lot of vintage ”I like everything but rap and country“ music guys in the mix lately and i thought we lost all of you when they shut down HMV.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/09/2026
Ok either none of you guys have heard of a song before or it’s worth talking about for like 4 straight days but it can’t be both things
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/09/2026
“Okay but you know who else was Choosing Texas?” (Cool youth pastor tries to sit backwards on a chair and hits himself really hard on the shins)
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
You guys should try having an iced coffee and no job in real life
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
I've also been sick for like two weeks and let me tell you, when your head is already under water and you look at your phone to see like 6 back to back voice memos over 3 minutes in length you know someone is proper back on their bullshit
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
Writers reading about our favourite songs, musicians playing covers of them and other tunes. A one of a kind evening. I'll be the Canadian asking "so this is just a corner store right?" and getting kicked out of the country.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
Don't forget, I'll be coming down to the USA to join pals @raxkingisdead.bsky.social @graceroso.bsky.social @lukeoneil47.bsky.social @tedleo.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social @gladiephilly.bsky.social Wendy Eisenberg and Jayson Buford for an evening of Words and Guitars.
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Words and Guitar
An all acoustic variety show featuring readings about our favorite tunes, and covers of them from our favorite musicians.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
thank you!
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Richard Hellinga @richhell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Phenomenal essay. "There are certainly enough people to get annoyed, angry even, that they don’t pass the test required to wear the shirt. Maybe they can only name “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Maybe this is all a crime somehow. As if young people are only ever as good as the history they can claim."
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
I love that this piece reminds us that Toronto is facing a perfect rat storm. We're up 185% on rats. Keep winning baby, you'll never have our numbers.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
why even have addictions if we can't make little jokes about them
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/09/2026
I lived in Alberta during a minor flood in the early 2000s that forced us to evacuate shitty basement apartments and let me tell you that I saw some fucking rats while trying to figure out where to sleep.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
Did you see the other dumb asshole getting flamed for being a rape apologist and thought “Seems like it’s Shithead day at the marketplace of ideas better get down there?” I hope your bed is full of bees.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
everyone is going to tell you to fuck off and its because you deserve it.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
I hope that someone invents ghosts just so you can be haunted by this for the rest of your miserable life.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
the best of times
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
SimCity 2000 andDoom 2 were so huge. Learning to make WADs on my crappy little 386 was life changing
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
I saw Ween on the La Cucaracha tour, where they opened with Birthday Boy and had a mid-show 10 minute jam on Pandy Fackler and it was the closest I will ever get to Phish
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
Ween is Phish for people that like The Beatles
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
All this discourse is just a distraction from the new Carly Rae Jepsen record
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 25/09/2026
Lysh literally suggested I should do one of these the other day because my back has been so bad lately. This is why we should live in the same city!
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