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We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you are upset with your partner but then your child throws up something a shade of blue and purple you’ve never seen before so you just table this issue for a later fight.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It says here on your resume that you were the first person to ever say “Rizz”?
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not that you care but my toad shit is doing numbers on threads Still think the app sucks tho
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hopefully hanging out with my toad friend tonight. They’re an excellent listener. Need to find them some more worms.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re back 🐸
Toad friend
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You think big Qtip doesn’t know how good it feels to clean out your ears?! Of course they know. They’re LIARS Stop letting them gaslight us
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
full bush did 9/11
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pausing the #BigWalk to prank your buddy is always a good choice Thank you @househouse.com for this gem of a game. 11/10
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Big Walk might be one of the best games I’ve played in the last decade. What an incredible experience. Thank you @househouse.com for all your hard work.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tomorrow I get to discover the wonder that is “remote learning” for two kindergarteners. I’m sure it’s gonna be just great.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You think we get to poop in heaven?
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I asked Jeeves and he said it’s Lake Ontario
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My frog pic deserved more likes
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🐸
Frog
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Same bro. Same
Frog really feeling that Monday energy
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tom Petty sang that even the losers get lucky sometimes That gave me hope
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Does this work with children?
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I scored two goals in my beer league game so my wife says we can order pizza tomorrow if I shut up about it and let her go back to sleep I kinda want to get breadsticks but I feel like that’s a three goal minimum so I won’t push my luck
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 25/07/2026
Mt. Washington. Shiloh Street. Caller said some guy is walking around in assless chaps. Caller is not impressed.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Orange juice AND pineapple juice? Together?! Praise be let’s fucking go
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy 25th anniversary to my favorite album @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American album
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If we’re not sending each other insta reel DMs then you’re definitely not invited to the wedding.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not with that attitude
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I never got why people wanted tattoos but… now I have a vision
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The spicy chicken sandwich strikes back
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The smoke from them blowing up that bridge is pretty bad
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don’t touch grass today. Too smokey
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone is hotboxing my town bro
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
someone could bring down this administration by getting trump and rfk jr in the same interview and asking if they agree they’re “pretty much in the same shape”
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sucks when vacations come to an end but returning to your own bed is so good
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I now know the joy of a child wanting money to feed the arcade machine, except now the arcade’s suck so it’s not even fun Still won them a stuffy from the claw game 💪
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Threads might actually be worse than Facebook. It’s so obvious that everything they show you is rage bait.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Two goals One assist One less hockey stick
Two hockey sticks. One missing the blade
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Last chance to join the band
Chaotic scene in my office with haphazard music gear
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
On Tuesday Jimmy ate through two Worlds, but he was still hungry
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
How do we feel about looking up a bands set list before attending a concert? I did for Jimmy Eat World and discovered I didn’t know a few of the non Bleed American tracks. Never did this before but might moving forward, even if is kinda a spoiler.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Quick start up a group chat with everyone that’s also looking at the moon 🌙
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I have now completed all the Dark Souls🙏 Still have DLC to do on DS3 but it feels good to finally beat it. Got stuck last time on Lothric but this time I knew the benefits of light rolling. Now I need to get Bloodborne working on my steam deck so I can finally beat it too.
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Twin Dad @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The Stanley Cup celebration is, by far, the best in sports
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flopperdog @flopperdog.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
best thread ever, ever
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Can I get some of that scaffolding when they’re done? I need to power wash one side of my house real bad.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
ALEXA ORDER MARBLE COLLUMS
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Aaand my flight got cancelled. Again. And now I can’t get to Chicago in time for the concert I’ve looked forward to for months. Fuck me I guess.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Jimmy Ate the World and I don’t care
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My dentist wished me a happy birthday before my mother
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Why don’t we turn that frown and that pineapple upside down 🍍
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How it started
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The middle pickup doesn’t get enough love
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