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We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you are upset with your partner but then your child throws up something a shade of blue and purple you’ve never seen before so you just table this issue for a later fight.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No not quite yet. You’ve got a few more good years in this thing. *slaps hood* Happy birthday friend. Hope you got to play some music
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It says here on your resume that you were the first person to ever say “Rizz”?
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dang dude that was you?! I saw that. Hope you recover quickly
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not that you care but my toad shit is doing numbers on threads Still think the app sucks tho
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell yeah
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Worth seeing or wait for streaming? I thought it looked interesting
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THE TOAD HAS RETURNED!
Toad that is too good to face me but I love them anyways
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Report: No Toad :(
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hopefully hanging out with my toad friend tonight. They’re an excellent listener. Need to find them some more worms.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cheese might eventually stop my heart, but until then it gives it a reason to keep beating
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Inexcusable behavior. Dude needs to grab some flashcards or something.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That right there was why I refused to apply at the local grocery store when my friend got hired. Was worried I wouldn’t know what the items were if I got stuck on the register. I was also like 16 so makes sense I was an idiot.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re back 🐸
Toad friend
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You think big Qtip doesn’t know how good it feels to clean out your ears?! Of course they know. They’re LIARS Stop letting them gaslight us
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
full bush did 9/11
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pausing the #BigWalk to prank your buddy is always a good choice Thank you @househouse.com for this gem of a game. 11/10
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Big Walk might be one of the best games I’ve played in the last decade. What an incredible experience. Thank you @househouse.com for all your hard work.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tomorrow I get to discover the wonder that is “remote learning” for two kindergarteners. I’m sure it’s gonna be just great.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You think we get to poop in heaven?
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I asked Jeeves and he said it’s Lake Ontario
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Learning opportunities come in many ways
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My frog pic deserved more likes
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🐸
Frog
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Same bro. Same
Frog really feeling that Monday energy
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I was going to say it looks like a Strat and a Les Paul had a baby. I start playing again recently after a long time away and it’s been really good for my mental health. Here’s mine I was gifted when I was still a youngster. 50th anniversary Strat ❤️
Fender Stratocaster in someone’s dungeon
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hell yes. 🙌 Also curious what guitar that is.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When I had to get my colonoscopy I thought the worst part was going to be the prep + not eating. The procedure happened the same day that the DOGE/Elon bullshit blew up so there was nonstop coverage of it. I was stuck in a room having to listen to those two shit for brains talk for 30+ minutes. Hell
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tom Petty sang that even the losers get lucky sometimes That gave me hope
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Does this work with children?
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I scored two goals in my beer league game so my wife says we can order pizza tomorrow if I shut up about it and let her go back to sleep I kinda want to get breadsticks but I feel like that’s a three goal minimum so I won’t push my luck
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 25/07/2026
Mt. Washington. Shiloh Street. Caller said some guy is walking around in assless chaps. Caller is not impressed.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Orange juice AND pineapple juice? Together?! Praise be let’s fucking go
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy 25th anniversary to my favorite album @jimmyeatworld.bsky.social
Jimmy Eat World Bleed American album
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If we’re not sending each other insta reel DMs then you’re definitely not invited to the wedding.
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Not with that attitude
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I never got why people wanted tattoos but… now I have a vision
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The spicy chicken sandwich strikes back
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The smoke from them blowing up that bridge is pretty bad
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Don’t touch grass today. Too smokey
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Look dude the dodgeball was sick and the girls were cute. It wasn’t until I aged out that I started asking these questions. I had a lot tho
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone is hotboxing my town bro
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
someone could bring down this administration by getting trump and rfk jr in the same interview and asking if they agree they’re “pretty much in the same shape”
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sucks when vacations come to an end but returning to your own bed is so good
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Best I can find in a pinch
static.klipy.com
Pittsburgh Penguins Erik Karlsson
Alt: Pittsburgh Penguins Erik Karlsson
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I now know the joy of a child wanting money to feed the arcade machine, except now the arcade’s suck so it’s not even fun Still won them a stuffy from the claw game 💪
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📸 👊 @nikonpunch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Threads might actually be worse than Facebook. It’s so obvious that everything they show you is rage bait.
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