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nikmaxott.bsky.social @nikmaxott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@garybrannan.bsky.social @natgrayy.es @tomscott.com @standupmaths.bsky.social I visited the famous Turra Coo off of Citation Needed and that one Wikipedia Article, it was pishing it down but ain't she pretty
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Golden Ratio - On this day @goldenratiootd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
25/9/18 On this day: Vink was a very enthusiastic cart puller
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
18 August 2026 at 16:44
Threads is used by people who think they run the country; Bluesky is used by people who think they ought to run the country; X is used by the people who actually do run the country; Instagram is used by the wives of the people who run the country; Linkedln is used by people who own the country; TikTok is used by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and Facebook is used by people who think it is.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
So does little cheese.
M&S Big Cheese Melts
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Department of Angela @angelaisms.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I think about this one way too much
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor
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The Golden Ratio @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@isamiscreant.bsky.social has a holiday message for you all 😡
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Hip Priest @hippriest.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
We will fight them on the quiches
Poppy pizzas, clearly not quiches before you pipe up.

Regurgitated from my Twitter account
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The Nefarious Dr Raccoon @mattyraccy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is a fuchswerfer. It werfs fuchs.
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