Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a Bears fan for 40+ years, I thought third-string QBs were legally prohibited from winning games 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's strange Nancy Mace is so anti-trans given that she has transitioned into a divorced dad. 15312
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The 9 games the really capture my personality. I was hooked as soon as I started playing arcade games in the 1970s, but these are ones that have stuck with me over the years. 130
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Polls confirming what most of us already know, that Ken Paxton is a gold-plated turd minus the gold plating. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I believe that Donald Trump has what it takes to become the first <20 approval president in history. 031
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As an old Bears fan, I have seen so much self-inflicted dick punching from this team that I am numb to it. But scoring 3 points after last week's 59, doing so against the Vikings, and seeing Caleb Williams go down with an injury was like having those old wounds healed AND THEN freshly punched. 110
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the reason AI agents act like assholes is because they were trained by assholes? 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Scott Bessent always looks like a spoiled feline who won't eat anything but British Banquet cat food 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You're not choking on pollution, you're coughing up freedom! 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What a joy to wake up and realize that the Bears offense scoring 59 points was not some crazy dream I had. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Mike Johnson will be stepping down to spend more time not masturbating with his family. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Kermit and Miss Piggy deserve Oscars way more than this lifeless collection of 0s and 1s. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They will pry the liner notes out of my cold, napping hands 020
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Agalloch is my favorite metal band and one I never thought I would get so see live, so it was an amazing experience to catch them at Thalia Hall this week. If you love metal but have never listened to them, go spin up “The Mantie” and enjoy. 121
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I have been a Rush fan since Moving Pictures, have seen them a half dozen times, and am in the strange position of thinking that the NYC show I saw was even better than the ones I saw with Neil Peart. Unbelievable energy and playing and very touching tribute segments to Neil 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If you made a bank vault that, instead of locking, swung open while a voice shouted FREE MONEY over a cash register noise, that vault company would be out of business immediately 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Claude, does this seem like a good political position in 2026? 020
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026TRUMP: No other president has ever had to pay out as much money as me. Five million, which means that jury saw right through me. That's because I'm so transparent! My accountant came to me with a tear in his eye, and he said, Sir, this is the greatest civil payout by a president in history. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Electing Count Binface makes way more sense than voting for Brexit. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Tired: voting for a guy you would have a beer with Wired: voting for a guy who brewed the beer you had with him 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026 “I prompt, therefore I am” doesn’t have quite the same impact 030
Reposted by BrandoThe Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage. 473068889
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Alito is clearly a cooked uncle now and has accomplished the remarkable feat of being a worse justice than Thomas. I didn't think that was possible. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If they move Strategic Air Command there, it could be called the BallSAC 020
Reposted by BrandoYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026can your heart withstand the shocking truth of the SWAMP CREATURE www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...dailykos.comSwamp creatureA cartoon by Tom Tomorrow. 1732264
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 26/06/2026This is not the new punk rock, this is the new Stryper. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u... 020
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 21/06/2026There has been worse presidential bullshit in our nation’s history, but never has there been more obvious bullshit than this big fat load of it. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Hollywood, I have an idea for a reboot of the The Sting, DM me. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 10/06/2026When someone testifying denies the 2020 election was legit, reps should be able to trigger a loud, long fart sound. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Repent now because the end is nigh, a Bears QUARTERBACK is on the cover of Madden 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If I could, I'd reboot Battlestar Galactica again just so I could have a racist Cylon named Heat Pegseth get flushed out of the airlock. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Scott Pelley beat Nick Bilton with a rhetorical bag of oranges. 010
Reposted by BrandoBerny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This is like anti-clickbait 5435
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026DR CROW: If it makes you happy, why are you so sad? PATIENT: You’re right, I’m cured! (leaves) DR CROW: (sighs) I’ve got to find a way to keep them coming back. (takes pen and crosses out some words) *** DR CROW: Why are you so sad? NEW PATIENT: It started in childhood… DR CROW: (smiles) 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“When you’re remote you can’t murder a pope!” - JD Vance 010
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 17/05/2026This is a very moving piece from my friend Nami Mun on her bout with ovarian cancer and how she was conditioned her whole life to overlook the symptoms that alerted her something was wrong. 130
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026"The subject of civilian casualities is a passion of mine" is the kind of phrase you hear from someone who also pontificates on the discography of Huey Lewis and the News while having you sit on plastic-covered furniture. 000
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Claude, show me what Nero would have been like if he had a social media account. 011
Reposted by BrandoToo Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Ok there's a lot of incorrect information going around on this, so I want to be clear that the problem with the Big 3 and EV's isn't that the Big 3 didn't want to make EV's. The problem, as with so many things, is Trump. I'm gonna do a little thread on this because people don't seem to be aware. 1/x 432607984
Brando @btrissler.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Paramount paid $150 million for this when they could have gotten the same thing by asking someone to shit in a bag and light it on fire. 010
