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@nikk.ca
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nikk @nikk.ca · 3m
christmas 2 also features a serial home intruder who constantly spies on everyone, but he's thin and wears a ski mask
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nikk @nikk.ca · 40m
just 4 more sleeps until christmas 2
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erick (display name haver) @ericktheblue.bsky.social · 51m
I don't have that homie you're talking about
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nikk @nikk.ca · 54m
yes dawg i heard u like xzibit so i put xzibit in an exhibit so you see him up close
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nikk @nikk.ca · 1h
press any key to continue. or don't. i don't give a fuck
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nikk @nikk.ca · 1h
i like P's style
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nikk @nikk.ca · 1h
wow. i'm gonna heist this
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nikk @nikk.ca · 1h
listening to spaghetti music
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nikk @nikk.ca · 2h
casually disintegrating
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nikk @nikk.ca · 2h
forbes.com
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nikk @nikk.ca · 3h
would it piss them off even more if was much larger
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nikk @nikk.ca · 9h
though not too old to be able to jump up on the bed with his weird treat that smells like a barn
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nikk @nikk.ca · 10h
dog is getting old :(
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
rizzler's mother
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
bosses can be stupid too
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
action games should have "skip tedious stuff" as an accessibility option. i do not want to play Find the Small Object. i have to play Find the Small Object in real life every single day
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
i sure hope nothing sinister happens while i am enjoying these grains
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 29/09/2026
Q: Bond, squeeze the filter of that cigarette to release a burst of cooling menthol oil into the stream. Inhale and enjoy. The compound i added will kill you instantly.
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
tickle my 5000 porcelain elmos
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
soda machine
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
i'm in the silo, snackin on grains
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
neck tourniquet for a nosebleed
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nikk @nikk.ca · 29/09/2026
greetings to you g
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
edible arraignments
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
the shapes and sizes are blowing my mind
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
but i did it anyway and everybody got mad. the end
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Man's Eyes Pop Out
ALT: Cartoon Man's Eyes Pop Out
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
yes
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
15 years ago, beauty products were called Aunt Mim’s Garden: Herbal Nourish Creme And now they’re called Helix Mind Laboratories: Triple Restore reFutureMist
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
i've encrypted the master password into this box of froot loops. do not eat the froot loops or we will lose everything
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
im an alpha male, like wall-e from the movie wall-e
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
give em a "mostly satisfied" for me
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
heeere comes the airplane (injecting you with a microchip) nyurrrrr
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"i'm in a christian rock group with my mom"
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
i'm thinking about becoming a business
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
so many acorns. we were under attack
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/09/2026
i'm just a man looking for someone to special to share my data with
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Age is just a number” (friend who just unlocked his spin attack at 43 years old)
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nikk @nikk.ca · 27/09/2026
journey to the earth yolk
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nikk @nikk.ca · 27/09/2026
the oak tree is dropping its items
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nikk @nikk.ca · 27/09/2026
hey siri, provision me a megayacht
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nikk @nikk.ca · 27/09/2026
the little cylinder with the big smell™
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nikk @nikk.ca · 26/09/2026
ultra high fregrency candles
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nikk @nikk.ca · 26/09/2026
it is not always easy to have a famous dog
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nikk @nikk.ca · 26/09/2026
find your soulmate
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nikk @nikk.ca · 25/09/2026
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JLP @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026
I hope you find this documentation useful... in hell
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nikk @nikk.ca · 25/09/2026
just received my first "loud dog" notification on my new apple watch
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nikk @nikk.ca · 25/09/2026
man inexplicably covered in ground beef: "i wish there was a better way"
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nikk @nikk.ca · 25/09/2026
go badgers
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