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Nika Harper

@nikaharper.bsky.social
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Writer, occasional nikasaur, Halloween-goth. Conspicuous. Notable cackling and music extravagance. Socials: nika.rocks/contact/

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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's weird to me that the outcome of AI companies work is Wall-E, and that's what they consider the IDEAL future.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
See you get it
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Apparently it looks so natural for me to walk around with a huge cauldron that the people at the register were surprised I was trying to pay for it.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's hilarious when you started a game late, therefore behind in progression, and there's an update like "CRAB PORTAL REBALANCED" I am hitting rocks in a volcano, this means nothing to me.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Game designing optimization: end user response to be tushy wiggle
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We're trying to help ourselves, with hard mode engaged. I'm impressed and proud that you're pushing, and fighting, and taking care of yourself as best you can. You're amazing and you deserve to be happy and feel like yourself again. 🫀
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I find out what's going around on TikTok by proxy when three people independently ask me what McKamey Manor is. Guess I'm the go-to context person for fucked up shit.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
snorted my water A+ lock in. I wasn't keen but I adore the YouTuber essayists who recap the series like it's an acid trip they cannot define. Even better when another essayist talks about the Tumblr history of one of the stars. I'm invested in the meta-story of Riverdale more than the product.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Proud of you for anticipating your limits and judging what is workable for the project. Seems like you have a slew of wonderful people looking to collaborate and I wish you luck beyond measure!
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Cough. Cough cough.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I was talking excitedly about Gods Will Be Watching and I saw their next game is called Virtue and a Sledgehammer and I murmured aloud "That tracks."
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So 5778, bone flesh teeth, and the Antitourism Board sends fervent regards to NOT VISIT THE HELLMOUTH to all my fellow Blaseball fanatics. RIV to a remarkable moment in our lives. We saw it, we made it, we killed it, and we love it for as long as our memory allows.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Blaseball was a moment in my world, and in many others', that continues to resonate deeply. Though the tone may be different, mine was joyous, whimsical, utterly unhinged. You can't control it, you can't protect it from itself, and you certainly can't recreate it.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And that I still yell "TEETH FLESH BONE" in somewhat appropriate moments that, because people know my general demeanor, nobody questions. That I want to visit Moab desert with my fella because I excitedly talk about The Hellmouth and that my team is from there.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Because hearing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" on the 40s station immediately associates it with the Dallas Steaks, those grillin' dads all of 'em, and that Blaseball was such an incredible thing to be involved with.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"No mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive, in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant." -Hunter S. Thompson But stay with me here I have a whimsical and idiotic point.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Added to my wishlist like LIGHTNING
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Monroeville Mall is the setting of the zombie classic Dawn of the Dead, and this petition pushes it to become a historical landmark! I signed immediately, as not only its iconic look, but also to preserve a hint of old "mall culture." Give it a look! c.org/VJWBWyH6G6
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This campaign needs you now
Save the Monroeville Mall
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Alas, one day into this event and I may have lost my voice. Keeping a close eye on other faculties to prevent the abstraction of: Phone Wallet Keys Mind Sense of time Mind Wait did I say that twice Keys Wait
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Millennials having a breakthrough about what has contributed to their trust issues:
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
At a gaming bar, the bartender was loudly saying "Hey man, your game comes out tomorrow, Highguard is gonna be the next big thing! Celebrate!" I thought the fella was just stressed. I feel awful with every story I hear now. Wonder what was on his mind and hope he's doing alright.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I adore Strange Aeons but it's definitely a moody watch, I have to be interested in laughing at the absurdity but these "stories from the Internet" can feel very familiar and swirl the dust of trauma around. Helps to check in with yourself, "Am I.... Really in the mood for this?"
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Unusual candy from truck stops or quaint local stores, please
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I go to huge events where everyone has nicknames and costumes and all sorts of stuff. We encourage each other to openly ask names. There's no shame in it! I'm legitimately making a badge that says "remind me your name" after i saw a pin that said "i don't remember your name either."
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Absolute banger lines here. Thanks for providing concise language for this logic that my brain has been howling inside.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"Let her cook" as the memes say. I liken my deeper thoughts to the mythological Cassandra. I'm right about the wrong things. They end up true, nobody wanted to believe it, I didn't want to be correct about them, and in the end it matters naught. Thanks, and I'm sorry, for you being a step ahead.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
There are wonderful, blessed moments when it's late night, everyone else in the house is sleeping, and the leftover chow mein in the fridge feels like the greatest thing to have existed.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hitting late 30's had the blooming thought of "maybe these spinach pressed juices have a point."
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It's weird how Pandora's Box has a little slot in the top for future evilness deposits, I don't remember that in the original myth.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I always self-published, no matter the amount of disdain it got, because I had a lot of writers tell me that publishers absolutely do not want short story collections. When it comes to my art, I'm not letting anyone else tell me what to work on. We want different things.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I often feel like there's a war going on over my books between the readers who connect with what they are and the people in the publishing industry who think I should make them more shit, dumb & unoriginal so they sell more. I know whose side I'm on, and I know I've never been on it more zealously.
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Chad Quandt @chadquandt.com · 12/02/2026
We're flooded with nonstop legislation, but focus attention on the SAVE Act. If passed it will be used to crush leftist voters. Married women would not be able to vote if they took their partner's last name (ID wouldn't match birth certificate). Don't take it for granted; call your senators.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Ichabod makes a circuit through household napping spots, frequenting places until they are undoubtedly his, then ignoring them for years UNTIL I PUT SOMETHING ELSE THERE, HOW DARE I, HE KNOCKED THE BOOKS OFF THE SHELF FOR A REASON, HE OWNS THIS NOW.
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Jen Donohue @authorizedmusings.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I need you to know that you can buy individual crabs from LEGO and they are 21¢ each www.lego.com/en-us/pick-a...
a red lego piece that is the platonic ideal of a crab. the lego nubbin is in the center of its back. Its claws are outstretched.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I miss having a commute simply because I used to sing a lot more.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/01/2026
❤️
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Clifton B @cliftonb.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When I went to the DMV site to schedule my license renewal, I was pretty bummed I didn't have to solve a CAPTCHA. That's the one place it would have made sense to have to identify a bunch of stop signs or crosswalks.
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Maria Dahvana Headley @mariadahvana.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Do one of the things that makes you feel better, because if you aren't doing any of that, you will run down. Today I did some writing. I'm a writer, & if I don't write, I run down. It's very easy for me to forget this, despite decades of knowing it. And so I am here to remind you to do your things.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Those turnips are like, hey what did I do wrong?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
our country was founded by outlaws
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Guess I can’t anger myself to sleep. Ah well it was worth a try.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abi in an explosion of paperwork
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/01/2026
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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Tanya 🧚‍♀️👑 @faeryqueene73.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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Will @willcrain2.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Here in the Twin Cities, it feels very different from 2020. After the murder of George Floyd, the enemies were abstractions: institutional racism, police violence - plus we were mad at the kids looting the post office. Today, the enemy is clear: ICE is the enemy. The goal: Get ICE out.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
These 3 hotels are in the "downtown" portion of Vegas, Fremont Street. Not one of the big places and further out, much smaller hotels and a kitschy low-brow vibe. I love it there but it's not the same glamour as the Strip. But for Fallout New Vegas fans, there's the cowboy Victor is modeled after!
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He must be talking about learning how to cook.
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I think the cheap thrills aspect will prevail. Why write a comic or hire an artist to make your head canon come true when you can get instant gratification? They're missing the journey, but most creatives begin wanting to imitate or add on to what they love. Sadly, for AI users, it likely ends there
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Nika Harper @nikaharper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
HOLY SHIT KARRIE CONGRATS THAT IS INCREDIBLE
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