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Nicolás Alvarez

@nicolas17.xyz
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Award-winning Git repository surgeon. Currently hacking and documenting Apple stuff for fun and no profit. Argentina 🇦🇷

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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 28/09/2026
@freya.bsky.social
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 25/09/2026
I bought Graz fridge magnets to gift my mom and grandma. Now I went to another souvenir shop and found a magnet with an *owl*. Change of plans; that's the magnet for my mom.
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Dog with Glasses Plushie @dog.labeledrude.online · 24/09/2026
it didn't spill to bsky cuz almost none of ya care about computer touching but fedi’s reaction to kde not having a perfectly rehearsed community manager type response about random shit not under their control was some absolute “what the fuck is wrong with you” moment
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Edd Coates | Game UI Database @eddcoates.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Since a dev shared his game concept last month, Steam has been flooded with vibe-coded slop clones. This is what "democratising creativity" actually looks like. Even with AI, your ideas are worthless as long as they can be plagiarised at scale. Gen AI was designed for plagiarism, NOT creativity.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 23/09/2026
@freya.bsky.social thoughts on this
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 23/09/2026
I just spent €100 in chocolate 🙈
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 23/09/2026
I just spent €100 in chocolate 🙈
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Envido32 @envido32.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tenia ganas de ir a la #Nerdearla pero mirando las charlas hay mucho humo AI. Alguien mas va? Vio alguna charla o taller interesante?
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 22/09/2026
Apple keeps playing musical chairs assigning features to the seven ways to use the Apple Watch physical buttons: Digital Crown press / long press / double press, side button press / long press / double press, and both buttons simultaneously.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 22/09/2026
boo
A photo of a fluffy white munchkin cat wearing a dracula cape. He's photographed from head on, and he looks angry.A photo of a fluffy black munchkin cat wearing black bat wings. She's standing on a curved scratcher in front of a shelf full of DVDs.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 20/09/2026
>get message from B >"find M and tell him 'B asked me to ask you for pussy'" >wtf >find M at the conference >show him the message and ask "do you know what the heck this is about" >he says "oh I was looking for you" >he hands me an envelope
Pile of postcards with cute cat pictures
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Lydia Pintscher @lydiapintscher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Celebrating 30 years of @kde.org at #Akademy is a great opportunity to look back at our history. Get a sneakpeak at our upcoming documentary in the new trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P749...
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KDE: The Documentary TRAILER — The Story of Free Software Underdogs │ Full Film Coming October 14th
YouTube video by CultRepo
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 19/09/2026
Starting #Akademy2026!
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17/09/2026
The new wild cat species is about the size of a domestic kitten and lives in Bolivia.
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New wild cat species is identified for first time in 100 years, researchers say
A type of tiger cat, the animal is smaller than a house cat, slender and spotted. It lives in the Bolivian cloud forest.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 15/09/2026
The fact that conference A has increasing amounts of AI every year is not *the* reason why I'm taking a flight to go to conference B in the same dates instead, but it was certainly a factor.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 14/09/2026
This is now fixed.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 14/09/2026
Looks like if you're on iOS 26.4 or later, and you tap "upgrade to iOS 27", it will show you an update to 26.7 even though it's actually 27.0!
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 14/09/2026
Apple's upcoming audio intelligence stuff: `"audioIntelligence.IntelligentConversationExtraction": "<turn_start> system\nTransform input to a compaction representation. <turn_end><turn_start> user\n{{ userContent }}<turn_end><turn_start> assistant\n"`
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uni grandfather clock
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 13/09/2026
@zkat.tech
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 12/09/2026
@xkeeper.net
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 12/09/2026
A sticker to place anywhere. Like hand dryers, toilet bowls, soap dispensers, alarm keypads, coffee machines, thermostats, pedestrian crossing buttons, BBQs, park benches, parking meters... As well as staplers, pens, potatoes, bricks, brooms, lunch, potplants and speed humps.
A piece of colourful corporate nonsense looking sticker stating NOW AI POWERED! Talk to me. Ask me to do things! with a happy little speech bubble computer-looking character, with shiny little AI stars and a space looking background in the middle. To be placed on things that look like maybe they could be AI powered, BUT ARE NOT.
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katherine @kayserifserif.place · 04/09/2026
📝💝 but what a privilege it is to read your code kayserifserif.place/posts/2026/h...
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Handwritten code | Katherine Yang
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i get the concern around this, and maybe i'm missing something, but i'm pretty sure your iphone, airpods, and watch are already doing most of this (like if you activate siri using your voice). it looks like basically the same underlying tech threat model, just modified for more uses
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 10/09/2026
"Keep holding the top of your iPhone to the center of your Apple Gift Card." Huh they're making NFC gift cards.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 09/09/2026
Welp, time to update a dozen pages on The Apple Wiki.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OpenAI set $22M on fire just to steal $1M from a human who did the actual work, and that’s the business plan our economy is betting everything on? Lol.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 08/09/2026
It seems the next generation of iPhones will be iPhone19,1 through iPhone19,7. I was not expecting *seven* models...
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 06/09/2026
in the last 5 months i have spent more time refuting claims made by claude about networking that software engineers insist i look into than actually doing network engineering.
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 04/09/2026
Personal growth: when I see someone well-respected by my friends posting destructive, braindead bullshit like "trans rights are AI rights," I simply block them and move on instead of picking a fight that will consume my entire workday with someone who clearly has literal AI psychosis
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 03/09/2026
The CEO's response makes it even worse
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david celis @davidcel.is · 03/09/2026
people SHOULD feel afraid to speak up in favor of fascism, and they SHOULD be attacked for it
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 02/09/2026
[CW AI slop] This was in the span of about 3 blocks. I'm going to lose my mind.
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 05/01/2026
i really think genai causes actual brain damage. probably faster than most ways you can on purpose give yourself brain damage. and if you hear this statement as literally as i mean it i think it sounds sorta conspiracy nut, but undeniably less conspiracy nut than the apparent sum of its parts
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 27/08/2026
Apple Maps added public transit directions in India? Or was that already available? Don't know which cities yet.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 26/08/2026
Me: it's cool how this iOS ssh app lets me generate a keypair in the Secure Enclave and auth with FaceID, that makes the private key secure since it can't be extracted :) Also me: I switched to a new phone and my ssh key didn't transfer and I can't login, this is so annoying :(
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 25/08/2026
Weird how "Don't speak ill of the dead" is unnecessary when there's simply no ill anyone wishes to speak of
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 24/08/2026
Last week, macOS 26.7 RC1 leaked stuff about future products, like the home hub and camera-equipped AirPods Pro. Today macOS 26.7 RC2 removed all that... making it even easier to find the leaked stuff by comparing RC1 and RC2 😏
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
important advice:
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's so annoying when you break off a little square of chocolate and it snaps wrong and you have to eat the other 8 squares.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 18/08/2026
Wow I just realized the scam bots begging for Gaza donations are still going in full force, it's just that this block list is so effective that I don't see them anymore.
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 18/08/2026
Why do I feel like @lookitup.baby was involved in this 🤔
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MacRumors.com @macrumors.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Apple's Camera-Equipped AirPods Confirmed: See Them in Action
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Apple's Camera-Equipped AirPods Confirmed: See Them in Action
Apple is working on camera-equipped AirPods that appear to be nearly ready to launch, based on a video MacRumors found in the macOS Tahoe 26.7 release candidate. In a short demo, a man holds a book up so the camera in the AirPods can see the title. "With Visual Intelligence, your world becomes savable. See something you like? Just ask me to save it for later," says the voiceover text. Here is your first look at AirPods with Cameras in action using Visual Intelligence. This video file came from macOS 26.7 RC pic.twitter.com/yo7RI4MCeu— Aaron (@aaronp613) August 18, 2026 The camera on the AirPods will feed information to ‌Visual Intelligence‌, and Siri will be able to answer questions about the wearer's surroundings and log information. There is a direct reference to setting up ‌Visual Intelligence‌ on the AirPods. If hair is covering the AirPods up, you'll receive an alert. "To get the most accurate information about things in your environment, make sure AirPods are not covered," it says. The camera-equipped AirPods have the codename B790, which was also previously mentioned by Bloomberg's Mark Gurman. Gurman suggested the AirPods could launch as soon as September, so we could see them at the iPhone-centric event where Apple will unveil the iPhone 18 Pro, ‌iPhone 18 Pro‌ Max, and foldable iPhone Ultra. ‌macOS Tahoe‌ 26.7 has multiple other mentions of the B790 product, as well as references to a long list of other unreleased Apple products.Related Roundups: AirPods 4, AirPods Pro 3Buyer's Guide: AirPods (Caution), AirPods Pro (Neutral)Related Forum: AirPods This article, "Apple's Camera-Equipped AirPods Confirmed: See Them in Action" first appeared on MacRumors.com Discuss this article in our forums
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 08/08/2026
new blog post: self-hosting in the era of LLMs and cheap compute in general, about the kind of crap traffic i see day to day, as well as a more modern nuisance: claude code blog.xkeeper.net/the-cutting-...
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Self-hosting in the era of LLMs and cheap compute – Xkeeper's blog
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gloriouscow.bsky.social @gloriouscow.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've published a brief blog explaining how this all works. martypc.blogspot.com/2026/08/exec...
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Executable Emoji
Warning: This page contains hundreds of emoji. If you're using a screen reader, be sure it doesn't read them all out loud. A whole bunch o...
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gloriouscow.bsky.social @gloriouscow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The following emoji, pasted into a text editor and saved as a 141-byte COM file, will run as an executable in DosBox-X with options: cpu cputype=8086 machine cga 🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮🪏♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮🫪😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐ #retrocomputing #assembly #x86
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Nicolás Alvarez @nicolas17.xyz · 06/08/2026
No it can't be ADHD because you don't have hyperactivity.
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