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Nicole Angeleen

@nickycurly.bsky.social
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Writer, cat person, Kansas beach bum. There is only one plot—things are not what they seem. Repped by Rachel Beck, Liza Dawson Associates

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jameis Winston is a rapist.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One thing men writing women get wrong is food. Women think about food...a lot. We're the ones mainly responsible for procuring, preparing, and cleaning up after. Also, we're hungry all the time. There's a noticeable absence of food physically and mentally when men write women.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have 72 t-shirts and one pair of pants, it's called being Midwestern, look it up.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's #Emmy night! While I love TV, I'm not terribly excited about tonight's festivities because I found the list of nominees to be ehhhh...uninspired. Nevertheless, here's the list no one asked for or cares about, but for my own neurosis, my favorites of the last year, more or less in order:
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's #Emmys day.
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Perri Goldstein @perrigoldstein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No matter what happens today always remember Alexander Zverev is a domestic abuser, a violent man, scum of the earth. No matter what he accomplishes in his career, this will always be who he is. He should be nowhere near a US Open final and it’s sickening to watch him today
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wow, oh my, I really didn't think there was any way Coco was losing that match, but she got tight, her forehand deserted her, and credit to Rybakina, she kept her cool. Coco had been playing so well for several weeks, I thought she was taking this one all the way. #USOpen
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coco is IN THE ZONE tonight. One set down, one to go against Rybakina, who is not playing poorly! Come on, Coco! #USOpen
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Jessica Pegula played really well, but Aryna Sabalenka playing the best we've seen her all year by a fathom, and there's not much to be done about that. Tough luck for The People's Billionaire™️. #USOpen
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Ben McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is literally a plot point in “It Can’t Happen Here” by Sinclair Lewis. Written in 1935, it predicts the rise of a fascist populist who promises each family $5,000 per year if he’s elected.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm still thinking about the Iva Jovic-Alex Eala match last night. One of the best matches I've seen in a long time. #USOpen
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've always been a big believer in being nice to customer service reps, but I dunno anymore, man. Everyone is so incompetent and unhelpful. Your choices are be rude until you browbeat someone into actually helping you or let all these companies steal your money.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coco looks as relieved to win that match as I am. Whew. What a great match, I am stressed, thank God we don't have to do a third set, I'd be wrecked. #USOpen
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope just one person remembers me the way the whole internet remembers Dolly. What a legacy.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Talked to a claimant today who said her HUSBAND is keeping track of her doctors and appointments. Lol, good luck, babe.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rare opportunity to say with total sincerity: great work Kansas and Missouri.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Since the second largest Ebola outbreak on record is currently happening, I recommend reading No One's Coming by Kevin Hazzard. Heart-pounding, funny, moving in its depiction of how brave people can be in the face of death, a timely exploration of what we owe to each other, and frankly, a fun read.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Happy "birthday" Rogue! She's 19-20, today I've had her for 17 years, the most annoying cat in the world and I love her.
Rogue, a calico cat with a tan face, relaxing on her favorite tote bag.Rogue, a white, tan, and brown calico cat starting at the camera with glowing yellow eyes.Rogue, a calico cat with a tan face, lays across a closed book on a coffee table.Rogue, a white, tan, and brown calico cat plays in a giant cardboard box.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just couldn't face the Insurance Factory today.
A purple and white striped beach towel with a book, a yellow Sun Bum hair lightener, and blue sunglasses beside a turquoise swimming pool.
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dannykatch.bsky.social @dannykatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I’ve been obsessed for years with the retail industry’s self-destructive strategy of making it harder to buy things. It calls into question whether bosses are capable of seeing through their own bullshit — in this case, the pandemic shoplifting panic — even for the sake of their bottom line.
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We used to be able to buy things in this country
Locking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy
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Kansas City Royals @royals.com · 25/07/2026
Your new Royals home run king! 👑
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Record breaking # 318!
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Whatever kind of year Salvy's having overall, he always will be a great player and a quality person, and I think it's fitting that he holds the record for most homeruns by a Royal. I have sincerely loved watching him play all these years.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every time I try to fix something in this janky ass house, I watch a little video, get all my little tools together, and then discover something completely incomprehensible because turns out the last person to "repair" it was one of my mother's idiot brothers or brothers-in-law. 😤
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If this Congress won't impeach JD Vance for going to Romania, arguing for POS Andrew Tate's release, and then bringing the predator to America, they have no use.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Jerome Hashbrowns.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every time Junior Caminero bats, all I think is "12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!"
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Every word of this resonated with me.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"(Insert Republican Representative Here) was a lonely, unprincipled, bloodthirsty coward who knew exactly what Donald Trump was from the very beginning and sold out their country for power and money." Obituary for every one of these people.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Muchova with an unexpected borderline miraculous comeback in the second set and we're headed to the third! #Wimbledon
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don't know why I thought menopause would be gradual and, God willing, maybe even graceful. This shit has hit me with the force and surprise of a dozen sniper bullets. I really had no idea your body could just flip a switch and suddenly you're a stranger in your skin suit.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Coco's miss at the net at 9-8 in the tiebreak I think will play over and over in her head until the day she wins Wimbledon. I do love Muchova and hope she wins, but oof, what a crushing loss for Coco. #Wimbledon
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Tyler Tolbert has the mandate of heaven.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I am not in general a Taylor Fritz believer, but a three set shellacking of Bublik has my attention. #Wimbledon
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I love how Grigor Dimitrov declared himself equally handsome to Matteo Berrettini and all the tennis announcers are just going along with it. I'll allow it because it's the 4th of July and it's a Very American assertion and delusion. #Wimbledon
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Relevant today.
You don't have to prove your humanity by publicly wishing well a person who has caused nothing but harm their entire life and never shown an ounce of remorse.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Matt Quatraro took a playoff team and turned them into this and should obviously be fired, but it's hard to get worked up about it. He's a nonentity, a man shaped puff of smoke. Whether he manages 500 games or 2000, the second he's gone I'll forget he exists. A trivia question I'll always miss.
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Poor Jannik Sinner. He's like a character in a children's book. Just a physical disaster of a person. Wild that he's a professional athlete. #Wimbledon
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
fucking cowards
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Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Unfortunately for atheists, the inauguration of Pope Leo followed by the swift ascendency of the heretofore hopeless Chicago White Sox proves the existence of an interventionist God. Tough break for those guys.
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