Reposted by Nicole AngeleenThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something. 193526703
Reposted by Nicole Angeleenladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 4781248
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One thing men writing women get wrong is food. Women think about food...a lot. We're the ones mainly responsible for procuring, preparing, and cleaning up after. Also, we're hungry all the time. There's a noticeable absence of food physically and mentally when men write women. 130
Reposted by Nicole Angeleenladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 7910201
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I have 72 t-shirts and one pair of pants, it's called being Midwestern, look it up. 1110
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's #Emmy night! While I love TV, I'm not terribly excited about tonight's festivities because I found the list of nominees to be ehhhh...uninspired. Nevertheless, here's the list no one asked for or cares about, but for my own neurosis, my favorites of the last year, more or less in order: 100
Reposted by Nicole AngeleenPerri Goldstein @perrigoldstein.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No matter what happens today always remember Alexander Zverev is a domestic abuser, a violent man, scum of the earth. No matter what he accomplishes in his career, this will always be who he is. He should be nowhere near a US Open final and it’s sickening to watch him today 513215
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wow, oh my, I really didn't think there was any way Coco was losing that match, but she got tight, her forehand deserted her, and credit to Rybakina, she kept her cool. Coco had been playing so well for several weeks, I thought she was taking this one all the way. #USOpen 000
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Coco is IN THE ZONE tonight. One set down, one to go against Rybakina, who is not playing poorly! Come on, Coco! #USOpen 011
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Jessica Pegula played really well, but Aryna Sabalenka playing the best we've seen her all year by a fathom, and there's not much to be done about that. Tough luck for The People's Billionaire™️. #USOpen 010
Reposted by Nicole AngeleenBen McKenzie @benmckenzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is literally a plot point in “It Can’t Happen Here” by Sinclair Lewis. Written in 1935, it predicts the rise of a fascist populist who promises each family $5,000 per year if he’s elected. 25968296
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm still thinking about the Iva Jovic-Alex Eala match last night. One of the best matches I've seen in a long time. #USOpen 010
Reposted by Nicole Angeleenladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 05/09/2026 5314108
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I've always been a big believer in being nice to customer service reps, but I dunno anymore, man. Everyone is so incompetent and unhelpful. Your choices are be rude until you browbeat someone into actually helping you or let all these companies steal your money. 020
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Coco looks as relieved to win that match as I am. Whew. What a great match, I am stressed, thank God we don't have to do a third set, I'd be wrecked. #USOpen 000
Reposted by Nicole AngeleenAmyStery 🕵🏽♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I hope just one person remembers me the way the whole internet remembers Dolly. What a legacy. 3292
Reposted by Nicole Angeleenladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 22/08/2026 1300102
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Talked to a claimant today who said her HUSBAND is keeping track of her doctors and appointments. Lol, good luck, babe. 020
Reposted by Nicole Angeleenlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi 154128903254
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Rare opportunity to say with total sincerity: great work Kansas and Missouri. 17115
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Since the second largest Ebola outbreak on record is currently happening, I recommend reading No One's Coming by Kevin Hazzard. Heart-pounding, funny, moving in its depiction of how brave people can be in the face of death, a timely exploration of what we owe to each other, and frankly, a fun read. 010
Reposted by Nicole Angeleenladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 01/08/2026 127191
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Happy "birthday" Rogue! She's 19-20, today I've had her for 17 years, the most annoying cat in the world and I love her. 270
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I just couldn't face the Insurance Factory today. 010
Reposted by Nicole Angeleendannykatch.bsky.social @dannykatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’ve been obsessed for years with the retail industry’s self-destructive strategy of making it harder to buy things. It calls into question whether bosses are capable of seeing through their own bullshit — in this case, the pandemic shoplifting panic — even for the sake of their bottom line.open.substack.comWe used to be able to buy things in this countryLocking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy 714224
Reposted by Nicole AngeleenKansas City Royals @royals.com · 25/07/2026Your new Royals home run king! 👑 415446
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Whatever kind of year Salvy's having overall, he always will be a great player and a quality person, and I think it's fitting that he holds the record for most homeruns by a Royal. I have sincerely loved watching him play all these years. 092
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Every time I try to fix something in this janky ass house, I watch a little video, get all my little tools together, and then discover something completely incomprehensible because turns out the last person to "repair" it was one of my mother's idiot brothers or brothers-in-law. 😤 020
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If this Congress won't impeach JD Vance for going to Romania, arguing for POS Andrew Tate's release, and then bringing the predator to America, they have no use. 110
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Every time Junior Caminero bats, all I think is "12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!" 120
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"(Insert Republican Representative Here) was a lonely, unprincipled, bloodthirsty coward who knew exactly what Donald Trump was from the very beginning and sold out their country for power and money." Obituary for every one of these people. 000
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Muchova with an unexpected borderline miraculous comeback in the second set and we're headed to the third! #Wimbledon 030
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I don't know why I thought menopause would be gradual and, God willing, maybe even graceful. This shit has hit me with the force and surprise of a dozen sniper bullets. I really had no idea your body could just flip a switch and suddenly you're a stranger in your skin suit. 010
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Coco's miss at the net at 9-8 in the tiebreak I think will play over and over in her head until the day she wins Wimbledon. I do love Muchova and hope she wins, but oof, what a crushing loss for Coco. #Wimbledon 010
Reposted by Nicole AngeleenDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848281006
Reposted by Nicole AngeleenSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face. 7763701313
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I am not in general a Taylor Fritz believer, but a three set shellacking of Bublik has my attention. #Wimbledon 000
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I love how Grigor Dimitrov declared himself equally handsome to Matteo Berrettini and all the tennis announcers are just going along with it. I'll allow it because it's the 4th of July and it's a Very American assertion and delusion. #Wimbledon 120
Reposted by Nicole AngeleenEd @notdred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption 281300212
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Matt Quatraro took a playoff team and turned them into this and should obviously be fired, but it's hard to get worked up about it. He's a nonentity, a man shaped puff of smoke. Whether he manages 500 games or 2000, the second he's gone I'll forget he exists. A trivia question I'll always miss. 010
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Poor Jannik Sinner. He's like a character in a children's book. Just a physical disaster of a person. Wild that he's a professional athlete. #Wimbledon 120
Nicole Angeleen @nickycurly.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Unfortunately for atheists, the inauguration of Pope Leo followed by the swift ascendency of the heretofore hopeless Chicago White Sox proves the existence of an interventionist God. Tough break for those guys. 000