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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️

@amystery1887.bsky.social
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I write code. I like sports. I play games. I enjoy art. I'm obsessed with bread. Beverage Goblin of the first order.

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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 3h
I mean, basically you just have to know me or my husband IRL we are not that discriminating
How does one get a hot tub invite
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 3h
I wouldn't take offense, but I am very happily married
If i flirted with you in the dms would you take offense?
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 5h
Scott is going to eventually make me move to bfe and idk how I will cope.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 5h
Either the globe or galaxy set. I also really enjoyed the hocus pocus set.
What's your favorite Lego set
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 6h
Once AGAIN I post ama and crickets. No fun.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 7h
Hello, I accidentally got drunk on Sunday ama
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 7h
My bathroom is once again a jungle. (I really need to figure out this monstera)
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 9h
This is hilarious.
My daytime stress levels as assessed by my oura ring
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 10h
FUCK THE RAIDERS.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 10h
Who knew Kirk Cousins had a dark side? He looks good with the Raiders.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 10h
This was NOT a fun game. Do not like.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 10h
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Hyped Baby Fan Cheering
Alt: Hyped Baby Fan Cheering
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 10h
i hate this fucking game
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 10h
How about now?
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 11h
I'd like to order one turnover, plz and ty
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 11h
We did a RedZone thing!
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Rocky Amaze Amaze Amaze
Alt: Rocky Amaze Amaze Amaze
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 11h
Chiefs continue to herp this derp.
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 12h
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Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
Alt: Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls: The Limit Does Not Exist!
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 12h
This is a home game. The crowd is all red lol
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 13h
What?! Ok
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Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 13h
Bills lose, Bengals lose, Eagles lose
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Raccoon's Mischievous 'Good, Good' Evil Smile
Alt: Raccoon's Mischievous 'Good, Good' Evil Smile
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 13h
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Haters Gonna Hate Rollerblading
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 14h
big star grocery sign, winona, mississippi, 1986
big star grocery sign, winona, mississippi, 1986
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 14h
Sad Bengals
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 15h
I may be addicted to Mahjong Blast.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 15h
Idk about the rest of you, but I think the biggest thing my childhood and young adulthood did not prepare me for is the sheer number of meals I am required to make. It never stops.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 16h
Lady is not as excited about football as we are 😅
A dog snoozing with her chin on someone's leg
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 22h
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Color my life with the chaos of trouble
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And in a wide sea of eyes I see one pair that I recognize
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idc what anyone says, driving around with the top down in 70 degree weather with an album you can belt out all the lyrics to is fucking therapy.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm so fucking tired of the SA "debate" - I've been sexually assaulted no less than 3 times and not a single one of the men responsible ever faced a SINGLE consequence. Justice may not be equivalent to ruining their lives, but I'd certainly accept that at this point.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
robert kraft screaming, crying, throwing up
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
20 mins in the hot tub and almost all the tension in my neck/shoulder is evaporated. Ffs
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Help me curate our spooky movie watch list for this year! So far we have: Carrie (all of them and the new TV show) The Virgin Suicides (not technically horror, but he's never seen it and a lot of people die so 🤷🏽‍♀️) Victorian Psycho (going to theater!) What else??
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love a snicker doodle.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy anniversary to us 🥂
Drinks on a bar in "his" and "hers" rocks glasses. One is blackberry crown on the rocks and the other is a rieger old fashioned
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really need to chop and prop this monstera in an effort to get it somewhat under control. 🤪
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was a good idea to take a rest day. These migraines have got me absolutely riddled with tension and anxiety.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When are we bringing our plants in? I feel like I usually wait until the lows are solidly in the 40s, but I'm itching to get it over with this year for some reason lol
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excited to celebrate our 5 year anniversary by going out to our favorite local bar for dinner and then playing some video games together on the couch 🥰 Pic from our first official date.
A woman and a man holding up drinks smiling for the camera
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pool closing day tomorrow ):
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love it when she does this just after coming in from playing in the rain 🫠
A black cat curled up on her back snuggling in my lap
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I, too, have been sexually assaulted in a frat house. Only ever set foot in the one, but that's all it takes.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Steve Miller: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Me: seriously? Steve: Some call me the gangster of love Me: I call bs Steve: some people call me Maurice Me: ok that one sounds believable
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's officially pumpkin season, which happens to be a special treat for our ambassador wolves this time of year! 🎃🐺 Although wolves are classified as carnivores, they can sometimes have an omnivorous diet. Along with meat and eggs, wolves may also enjoy fruits like pumpkins. #wolffact
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Support one of the best websites on the internet by clicking on it and going "wow, italian glassware in the 80s was wild". It don't even cost nothin
star-trek.design
Star Trek + Design
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Night sweats last night and excruciating migraine today. Feel like I'm winning the perimenopausal lottery today!
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not enjoy the perimenopausal night sweats.
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AmyStery 🕵🏽‍♀️ @amystery1887.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can open one app on my phone and control all the lights, see the indoor/outdoor temps etc, weather, calendar of upcoming events, pet locations and metrics, health data, dinner menu, and to-do lists all with one to two clicks. I feel invincible.
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