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Nick Seewald

@nickseewald.com
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Assistant Professor of Biostatistics at Penn. Views are my own.

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Pregame Empire @pregameempire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan storming the field against Western Michigan is worse than losing lol
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 26/08/2026
My husband appears to have no awareness of the drug Skyrizi. He is either a liar (unlikely) or he lives in a mental utopia so beautiful, so unaffected by ad breaks and jingles, that, in his world, perhaps nothing IS everything. In this dissertation I
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 03/08/2026
Help I can't figure out how to turn off motion smoothing on this hotel tv, is this hell
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bluesky is both the sports app and the Catholic schism app, everything you’d need in one place
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 18/06/2026
Man of La Mancha fans, NOW IS OUR TIME youtube.com/shorts/Iiul7...
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Jennifer Hudson sings rendition of "The Impossible Dream" from Broadway musical "Man of La Mancha."
YouTube video by ABC 7 Chicago
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 01/05/2026
Sickos: Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/04/2026
(has a headache from being dehydrated) must be a caffeine withdrawal headache. I'll just have 7 coffees, that'll fix it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Nice dissonance. Let me guess, cognitive?
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 15/04/2026
Oh man does it feel good to have a degree from a Catholic university right now (while also having been raised Lutheran). Heresies abound!!
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
by signal boosting queer voices
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 05/03/2026
If you told me that Ziwe and Isaac Chotiner were best friends I would believe you no questions asked. Our greatest living interviewers, imho.
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Elizabeth Stuart @lizstuart.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Looking forward to this; the next in our series on methods for mental health services research! Join us for free!
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 27/02/2026
Yay, Penn vindicated! But also... Dammit.
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a man in a hospital gown sits at a desk in front of a poster that says prevent malaria
ALT: a man in a hospital gown sits at a desk in front of a poster that says prevent malaria
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 16/02/2026
TIL that R documentation gets philosophical
A screenshot of the R help page for the any() function, titled "Are Some Values True?"
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 10/02/2026
Spectacular, I'll see it 4 times. www.vulture.com/article/revi...
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Finally, a Smooth-Brained Wuthering Heights
Emerald Fennell’s Emily Brontë adaptation is brave enough to just be about two messy bitches.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 05/02/2026
My most old-man opinion is that QR codes at restaurants are dumb and bad. Just give me a menu and let me talk to a human being!
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 30/01/2026
Leap Day William came a few years too soon
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 16/01/2026
There's a specific joy only a statistician feels when we get a survey in the mail. This one is second only to when I was selected for the ACS!
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 25/12/2025
Also every knife will be as sharp as a wooden spoon.
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 26/11/2025
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 12/08/2025
I have reached the age where I do NOT want to use your cute calendar interface or drop-down menus to enter my date of birth. Let me type it in. Making me scroll that far back to pick the year is an act of violence and I will not stand for it.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 24/07/2025
If anybody ever said that I have "marooned (my)self on an island of vacuity" I think I would immediately walk into the ocean, The Awakening-style.
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AAUP–Penn @aaup-penn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Hell yeah @rapup-uaw.bsky.social!!! Congrats on an incredible win and solidarity forever! ✊❤️
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 15/07/2025
Hanging out at the gay bar* this morning! *Airport lounge
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 21/06/2025
Now tell me why Wells Fargo Arena wasn't lit up like this for the Sweat Tour
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Statistical Horizons @stathorizons.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Join @nickseewald.com on July 8-11 for "SMART Designs for Adaptive Interventions". Gain insights into the design, implementation, and analysis of sequential multiple assignment randomized trials (SMARTs). Acquire the skills needed to propose and implement a SMART in your own research.
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SMART Designs | Online Workshop | Statistical Horizons
This online seminar taught by Nicholas Seewald, Ph.D., explores the design, implementation, & analysis of SMARTs.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 03/06/2025
Oopsies!
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 28/05/2025
Oh no I'm reading my dissertation and finding typos why am I doing this to myself
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 20/05/2025
Not trying to brag but this is a new PR for me and I'm proud of it. Where else am I going to put this, LinkedIn? Come on now.
A screenshot of the Monday crossword completion screen of the NY Times Games app. The time is 03:48 with a 19 day streak and 04:43 faster than my average time.
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Statistical Horizons @stathorizons.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Now on YouTube: Watch the 1st hour of "SMART Designs for Developing Adaptive Interventions" w/ @nickseewald.com. The July 8–11 seminar covers how to build, analyze, & apply sequential, multiple-assignment, randomized trials (SMARTs) to create dynamic interventions.
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Adaptive Interventions and SMART Designs: An Introduction with Nicholas Seewald
YouTube video by Statistical Horizons
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 15/04/2025
I tried doing this and was nearly hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, do not recommend
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Emily Moin @emilymoin.com · 14/04/2025
How many hospitalized patients need care in the ICU? How many of them survive? What interventions do they receive there? These are some of the questions I had two years ago while trying to write the "background" section for my masters thesis. But I couldn't find the answers... they did not exist.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 14/04/2025
Thrilled to have been part of this work with @emilymoin.com!
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 14/04/2025
Any time I hear anyone talk about wanting to identify "risk factors", I will now be directing them to this. youtu.be/cQ3jwffRn10?...
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Medication Ad - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 20/03/2025
I see the people who didn't major in math have discovered LibGen 🤐
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 26/02/2025
Cowardice laid bare.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/02/2025
being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 13/02/2025
Because you TOTALLY asked for this… and MapQuest has NOTHING better to do… We’ve granted you exclusive access to a place very dear to our heart: gulfof.mapquest.com Think of it as the Upside Down but more... minimalist. Pls share so we can behold your genius (or judge you, lovingly) 😘
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Gulf Map Generator - MapQuest
Explore and customize your own Gulf region map with our interactive map tool.
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Patrick Hickey, MD @pwhickey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
A modern miracle made possible through NIH funding of research both intramurally and through the national network of academic research centers
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(1) this is not how university finances work (2) without humanities, you don’t have a university, you have a glorified trade school.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 13/02/2025
Great to see this paper out in the world despite the horrible implications. Congrats to @lizstuart.bsky.social and the rest of the team on this important work.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 13/02/2025
Well, time to break out the masks again, I guess
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/02/2025
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
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Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
PHILADELPHIA—With a hush falling over the city as millions choose to stay indoors and focus on taking deep, slow breaths, Philadelphia residents have been enjoying a quiet week of Super Bowl victory r...
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 10/02/2025
I'm very interested in how much that mayonnaise commercial cost.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 09/02/2025
This captures my feelings perfectly. I feel so deeply lucky to do something I love while also getting to contribute to an ever-growing, ever-changing accumulation of knowledge. It's the most meaningful thing I'll ever do.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 02/02/2025
Wow I'm so shocked that the anti-censorship people are being extremely censorial. This is so surprising to me personally.
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Nick Seewald @nickseewald.com · 12/01/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a beautiful turn of events for all involved www.inquirer.com/news/philade...
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Sixers to remain in South Philly, abandoning plans to build a Center City arena, officials say
“I’m so livid right now I don’t even know what to do,” said Jimmy Harrity, an at-large member of City Council who supported the team’s move to East Market Street.
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