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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
As of today I'm one month sober. I'm not looking cooking for accolades, any and all should go to my brother Craig. I owe him my success.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.
nytimes.com
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2025
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-p…
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/08/2025
Dear Professor - You were wrong, girls don't have "tiny sentinels down there," and now I know. Kitty was right, you are a jerk. - Scott
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I don't know how much longer I can deal with the fatigue. It's killing me.
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I'm sick of this.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
i'm sorry
Altered screencap from "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", showing Captain Sisko (Avery Brooks) looking out of the window to see his alter ego, 1950s sci-fi writer Benny Russell, reflected in the window, only now Benny has the word "SISKOS" on his jersey in the style of the "SICKOS" meme and is saying "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I was feeling way too run down to really comment, but James Dobson dying? Good. I relish it. When Barry Goldwater warns people to you're too far gone, that's saying something.
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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
RETVRN
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
the All-Star Superman page where Superman stops a woman from jumping off a building and tells her she's stronger than she thinks she is
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Jack Kirby was too good for this world, he was from the fourth world
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Once you embrace the evocation of how movies make you feel instead of solving them, your cinematic world opens up
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Kristin and I have stayed married in paper so she has access to decent health insurance, so the divorce papers getting served just now caught me by surprise. I'm totally ok with it, though.
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
a liberal: "gavin newsom's social media troll game is HEATING UP 🔥🔥🤣" a trans girl: "i just want to play sports with my sisters"
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Soon as I get home, I'm lying on the couch, putting on some kind of cooking competition, taking my glasses off, and hoping I half doze,
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
As cliched as it is to say, I really am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
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LJ @coffeecurls.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Stupid sexy Flanders...
Image shows pavement cracked in the image of a shapely bottom - wording relates to a Simpsons episode in which Homer finds Ned Flanders sexy
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 20/08/2025
Cooking is the oldest form of magic
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I've never understood dudes who thought it was a flex to show off their Rolex watches. Oh, you spent $10,000 on a watch and it doesn't even transform into a robot? dumbass.
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
He interrupted a meeting with European leaders to call Putin. What in the ever-loving fuck?
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
MS Max MS No, no, no, no...This time I mean it. MS Max
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/08/2025
disney really said dump em out jamie
disney tiktok page showing Jamie Lee Curtis with a low cut top
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Three weeks sober.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 17/08/2025
Huge congrats to @ryannorth.ca @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social @charliekirchoff.com @heatherantos.bsky.social and @idwpublishing.com for an insanely well-deserved Hugo win! Suck it, that time Old Picard dragged his ex to a space anomaly and almost destroyed the universe.
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Rodney "Danger" Field @spatulacity69.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I noticed another teacher showing their class The Sound of Music with motion smoothing on, so between periods I changed the settings on their classroom TV. I walked by later and it had been turned back on
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
cars should explode if people back them into parking spaces
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hermanos. @iamdavidbrothers.com · 15/08/2025
I'm willing to begrudgingly accept that Batman does believe in social services, paying his fair share of taxes as a billionaire, and anonymous charity of various types. But what I cannot abide is his vicious lobbying against bike lanes and speed bumps for the benefit of his horrible car
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/08/2025
Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker theonion.com/poll-fi...
Poll Finds Americans Still Believe Greatest Threat To Public Health The Undertaker
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Happy 4th birthday, Jake and Elwood
A picture of Jake and a picture of Elwood, both tuxedo cats. On the bottom it says, "Birthday Boys"
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Jess Nevins @jessnevins.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
a furry chonk. a squinting absolute unit. big phat. oh lawd he tired. heftyx2. the hereford cattle of chonks. 42 smoots in a 1 smoot body. oh my god becky look at its everything. el chubbo rotundo. roly-polyzzzzzz. angus the floof. buford t. sleepy. heckin tired man i been up for an entire fifteen minutes.
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
@lecinenerd.bsky.social I was getting caught up on 30-20-10, and was delighted to hear Mr. Roberts mentioned in Classic Corner. My grandfather was a navy man in the Korean War and didn't really care to talk about it, and he generally avoided war movies. He LOVED Mr. Roberts though and we watched it-
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Fatigued and frustrated
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Shoe me your getaway vehicle
Big Bird being chased by a bi-plane piloted by Bert and Ernie
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Diminish a band: Dave Matthews
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Look at what they took from us!
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Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Non-prescription version
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Gre-Gory's Haunted Library @garaujo1.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Happy X-Men Blue/X-Men Gold Day to those who celebrate! (X-Men #1, featuring X-Men Blue, and Uncanny X-Men #281, featuring X-Men Gold, on sale date: August 13, 1991)
X-Men #1

Penciller: Jim Lee
Inker: Scott WilliamsUncanny X-Men #281

Penciller: Whilce Portacio
Inker: Art Thibert
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
This fatigue sucks.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Not a Verhoeven movie
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
*Deep, exasperated sigh*
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Chris Sims @theisb.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
We all know that the best comic for new comics readers is the third issue of the Pizza Hut X-Men comics.
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Wolfman Amadeus Jack @colonelnemo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A kid named Big Balls got beat up by some teens and now the President is declaring martial law
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Two weeks sober.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ah, the Sunday evening doldrums.
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
For what purpose?
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Touch the Butt of Dracula @virginiabarksdale.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Living my life way over the Ham Limit
Heathcliff the cat is driving a little ham with wheels, wearing a helmet that says HAM. The sign post says Ham Limit 25. The couple watching him is dismayed. The guy says "He's going way over the Ham limit" . The comic is dated June 2024.
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Notorious PUG @nicknewt.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Bleh
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