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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝

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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 29/12/2025
One of the biggest fuck yous from Microsoft to Windows users is involuntarily signing you up for something, and then placing red error symbols all over your computer because you used too much of something you never wanted to use in the first place. #windowssucks #fuckmicrosoft
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 22/12/2025
I can't believe this company is still around after what they did to John Belushi
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 19/12/2025
So what the fuck is a jingle horse anyway?
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 19/12/2025
Juniper trying to pretend like she doesn't hear me. ✈️
I fluffy grey cat sits on a coffee table looking out a window, and has airplane ears listening to the person talking behind her.
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ændra. @aendra.com · 18/12/2025
Spot-on.
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Please learn how to use your computer
"The number of professionals in journalism, media, communications, and academia who still don't understand how to use the very tools they depend on for their livelihood is, frankly, staggering."
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 19/12/2025
Required work hours should be limited to 40 imho...
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 18/12/2025
Olive doesn't want to today
A silly dog lies on a bed on her back with her little feet curled in the air
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 18/12/2025
Me walking around my back yard like I'm trying not to summon Shai-Hulud, but I'm just dodging dog poops
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 12/04/2025
Just wait until they also see the economic returns from not having to subsidize car centrism as well. Cities bleed money by paying for urban sprawl, suburbs, and roads.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 12/04/2025
I'm trying to level up from eating raw honey by just eating raw bees.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 12/04/2025
Dope
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 20/03/2025
The Tamiflu people really missed an opportunity to call it InfluEndza.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 27/02/2025
Just saw an http application that needs a 48 HOUR timeout to function. Shooketh am I.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 27/02/2025
Just a reminder that IP via bird is a thing...
rfc-editor.org
RFC 2549: IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 23/02/2025
This is my old city journalist brain firing but I believe that the USA way of isolating everybody into unwalkable suburbia, requiring private cars for existence, & removing true public space has had a disastrous effect on the US's sense of community & empathy and we must, but won't, deal with that
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 22/02/2025
That's my favorite part about my skin! Especially nice if you live in a dry climate.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
in hour darkest hour our greatest champion returned
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 03/02/2025
Even if you can't get outside to protest this garbage, there is something that you can do. You can call from home, work, or wherever you are and demand action. This link can give you the numbers to call and even a script to follow. 🚨!Please share!🚨 5calls.org/issue/elon-m...
5calls.org
Fight Against Elon Musk’s Government Takeover ⭑ 5 Calls
UPDATE (02/02/25): Musk and his DOGE team of personal allies have also now gained access to classified material including high-security intelligence …
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...
404media.co
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 30/01/2025
I'm doing dry January, and I'm gonna shotgun an imperial stout this Saturday
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 29/01/2025
Dear all application developers, For the love of fuck, please do not make your security questions cap sensitive... Sincerely, God damned everyone (ideally get rid of that 1992 lookin ass security measure as a whole)
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 29/01/2025
I love sending the Windows admins Pingcastle and Purple Knight reports to freak them out a little.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 28/01/2025
There's meat in my stereo now; send help.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 27/01/2025
Hell yeah, I always put turnip greens or collards in my vegetable soup
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 27/01/2025
I have to show this to my Ger. shepherd corgi mix
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 24/01/2025
There are some people who you could hand a bar of gold to, and they would complain about the weight.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The Forcible Assimilation into the Borg Act has passed the Borg-led senate with the help of 12 Federation votes. The bill will next head to the slimly Borg-led house where it'll be voted for by like 20+ Federation members in addition to the Borg majority, then will be sent to President Borg to sign
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 17/01/2025
Yeah, like this.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 17/01/2025
Can we please just make cities for people again?
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/\__/\__/\__/ @cardiograms.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
David Lynch smirking in an interview

-Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film.
-Elaborate on that.
-No.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 16/01/2025
I'm always skeptical of people that are "pentesters" that don't have even rudimentary networking skills. Like, that's 90% of what you are attempting to breach.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 16/01/2025
For years I thought that I didn't need orthotics, but now I stand corrected.
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Flashes App 🌩️ @flashes.blue · 15/01/2025
Thanks so much for your interest! FYI the app is NOT available yet. I hope to start an open Testflight beta next week and will post the invite here.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 15/01/2025
I overheard my wife and her mother hanging some shelves yesterday trying to find half of like 47&3/4... I asked them if they had cm on the tape measure, bc half of 121cm is way easier lol...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 13/01/2025
Radon xkcd.com/3037
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 08/01/2025
It's not like it's those people's fault for being too dumb to understand nuance or introspection. The degradation of news for profit, the decimation of the American public education system, and spread of hateful propaganda of social media were all caused by specific people who can be named.
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 08/01/2025
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 06/01/2025
I really wish more American city planners and citizens would remember that walking is our natural state. I'm ever so busy that I can't afford to walk somewhere that's 15 minutes away, then I've really stepped in it.
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Kay F. Atkinson - Perfect Killer Bodies out Nov. 10 @tinylesbianrobot.itch.io · 06/01/2025
I'm on this list, as are a bunch of other authors you should probably be reading :3 loads of quality work here!
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 06/01/2025
Norovirus is the second worst of the operator viruses behind xnoroviruses.
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Andy Boenau @handle.invalid · 27/12/2024
The free parking crowd has limits.
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Damian Lynch 🟧 🇦🇺 Rebellion is Mandatory during times of Tyranny @dpsl.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 28/12/2024
Or 3 round mp5/M-16, lol. Maybe they are just really precise with bump firing.
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Michael sisto @sistosterone.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 28/12/2024
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 28/12/2024
Hey at least they are investing in nuclear power for our inevitable ecumenopolis.
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 27/12/2024
My AI girlfriend goes to a different data center that's why you haven't met her
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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚖𝚙 𝙲𝚊𝚝 @nicknet.cc · 28/12/2024
What do you call a snowman with way too much jewelry on? . . . . Frostentatious.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
No wonder I’m so nervous about robbing this liquor store I forgot to take my Zoloft this morning
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Panic! at the Kernel
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