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Nick Green

@nickmgreen.bsky.social
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Perpetual performance artist.

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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So proud
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LFG! Swords up!
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worked nightshift in a servo 2004-06; vividly remember a night when millions of bogongs came under the door. Sweep; another inch thick layer had formed again. Then I didn't see another for 20 years. Was discussing as one of those in-lifetime ecological collapses just last week. I wish them well.
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Better than lego
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a sport
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OMFG
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This just popped into mind and it makes me laugh for a number of reasons, primarily the "yes, that would be technically true Karn would be an expert on that subject, I guess"
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I liked Dr. Sbaitso as a kid
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 was an underrated sitcom. James van der Beek was excellent in it, and it's sad that he is gone so young.
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Just made pork-and-prawn-dumpling-style burgers and I humbly suggest this bastardisation should already be a thing
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Richard 塚正ー緑 @rhtebooks.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Apropos of nothing, thinking about the long forgotten Josie and the Pussycats film where sinister executives develop technology to manipulate thought and information ostensibly to make money amorally but really because they hope to force people to like them www.youtube.com/watch?v=-duh...
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Josie And The Pussycats - 3 Small Words
YouTube video by Feljo
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
American Vandal IRL
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Wow. Imagine using this one weird trick to become an auteur filmmaker
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I only just realised that Jim Varney and Friendly Jordies look like they are related
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I have no real interest or care beyond mild bemusement but Troy Bramston has written a lengthy puff piece on the Naked Gun reboot in the Oz
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You can (should) love him for this alone. Would add that there's an earnest love for the medium that even if you did disagree with him it's coming from a sincere place and I miss criticism like that.
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Erin Cook @erincook.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The dumbest-'smart' Australian you know: uh this is so just an episode of Utopia
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Maybe it's the Origin talking, but Jean Gabin (right) - in this still from the 1954 French noir Touchez Pas au Grisbi (Don't Touch the Loot!) - is giving some Phil-Gouldian vibes
Jean Gabin - in this still from the 1954 French noir Touchez Pas au Grisbi (Don't Touch the Loot!) - is giving some Phil-Gouldian vibes. He's the gangster on the right.
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
This @roseschmits.bsky.social piece travelled very well all the way over to Australia as a now loved bday present. Incredible work, Rose. (HT @economeager.bsky.social for reposting Rose into my feed).
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Thinking I should re-watch Chalize Theron's second best film* * Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest
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John Quiggin @johnquiggin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
As an early adopter, I agree 100% with this. Generative AI was super-impressive when it first came out, but it hasn't really improved. And since the base version is cheap to produce, it's not going to produce monopoly profits for anybody www.wheresyoured.at/...
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Godot Isn't Making it
Before we get going — please enjoy my speech from Web Summit, Why Are All Tech Products Now Shit? I didn’t write the title. What if what we're seeing today isn't a glimpse of the future, but the new terms of the present? What if artificial intelligence isn't actually capable
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A butterfly was fluttering beneath the oversized Raptor 4WD in front of me in traffic. It was looking for safety from a hunting pee wee. It got squished by an oversized tyre. Feels like an omen or metaphor
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Or copyright exemptions where material is not available on commercially fair and reasonable terms
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Illegetimate VHS distributor Semi-legitimate VHS distributor Video split operator Maths/English tutor Servo attendant (night shift) Media 'analyst' Musician (plus manager, tour manager, arts grants wizard, co-producer) Political advisor
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Learned what a hair splinter was today (had one). Weird!
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
How old am I? I'm "my child reminds me of a Fast Show sketch when drawing and says black, Black, it's all black, Appa" years old.
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Nick Green @nickmgreen.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I'm ecstatic that my new home is part of the Vic Gov’s 25 announced train and tram activity centres (we are 3 mins walk from Tottenham Station). I want more people to share what we have - proximity to transport, services, and the city. The place is perfect for more density. (Crosspost)
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Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Love to see bullshit news stories about "AI" (it's spicy autocomplete) that include stuff like "analysts from Goldman Sachs say xyz". Ok, sure, but 2 years they said metaverse was gonna be huge, before that was cryptocurrency. Feels like media could perhaps provide that context. They make shit up.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
*running a joke account in 2015* maybe I’ll get hired to write for late night *running a joke account in 2023* maybe I’ll get hired to write a Tubi Original
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