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Nick Hatton

@nicholashatton.bsky.social
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Producer of JURY DUTY, BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM, other guff.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
i’m so excited for peace in the Middle East. we’re only one war away.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Oh www.wsj.com/livecoverage...
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Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
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Steve Held @peoplesfabric.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
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Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
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Tater @goldenretrieverear.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It is almost like the FIFA prize had no real meaning.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2026
how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem
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phylan @phylan.website · 15/12/2025
Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
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Ence Morse @ence.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com. We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans. washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/10/2025
they’re intenionally advertising to and recruiting far right loyalists. they post and reply to explicit groyper memes. they’re not super subtle about what this government is
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Paramount is about to pay $150 million for this
New article from The Free Press

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human

“Not everyone is happy about this gorgeous innovation,” writes Tyler Cowen.

Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.
By Tyler Cowen
10.02.25
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The president gets to harm as many Americans as he wants defying whatever laws he pleases and our job is to be nice to him and make sure everyone agrees he's cool. Not sure what you people don't understand about that.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Just going to reiterate that in 2016 Trump inherited the lowest murder rate of any president in 50 years. He set reality aside, gave his “American Carnage” inaugural address, and was then the first president in 30 years to leave office with a higher murder rate than when he started.
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Nick Hatton @nicholashatton.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Fckn c'mon man, a little snifter of grotesque indecency every single day.
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Marc Channick @marcchannick.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
super cool to realize that the capacity for shame was a load-bearing part of our system of government and that the MAGA movement's total rejection of that is an insanely powerful cheat code
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Oklahoma Education Commissar Ryan Walters announces new academic standards for the coming school year. Among other things, all students will be required to learn Trump's version of the 2020 election.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
so this is kind of a funny image, particularly given the picture they gave the guy. but it’s actually a great example of how democracy relies upon, is *supposed to have*, effective mediating institutions that make politics comprehensible to the median voter, and how they help people like this guy.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I bet a big, dramatic gesture that really captured the news cycle would add a lot of value to his companies and give millions joy. Other people could perform a public service in helping him make this gesture, but I think this impact would be greatest if he did it alone.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/04/2025
The Trump administration abruptly laid off the entire staff running a $4.1 billion program to help low-income households across the U.S. pay their heating and cooling bills.
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Entire Staff Is Fired at LIHEAP
The move threatens to paralyze the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program, which helps to offset high utility bills for roughly 6.2 million people nationwide.
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Randahl Fink @randahl.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Denmark has donated 19 of the F-16 fighter jets to Ukraine, and now Trump has ordered an end to US support for their onboard jamming equipment, thereby helping Putin destroy this USD 291,000,000 donation. This US administration is an enemy of Europe. news.online.ua/en/the-us-is...
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The US is ending support for Ukrainian F-16s, but there is a way out — online.ua
US President Donald Trump's team has ordered the termination of vital support for F-16 fighter jet jamming equipment that Ukraine has. What is important to understand is that this could deprive the Uk...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/01/2025
"Did you consider the people who don't like chili? The people who are vegetarians? The people without tastebuds? The people who don't know how to turn on stoves? What about all those folks?"
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Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
Look, I get it. You thought what you posted was innocuous. Still, did you stop to think about everyone who has ever lived and how it could make the...
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