Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 3hI ride a bike to work in all seasons every shift. Even in the rain. Even in the snow. You can do it. If you're commute is an hour by car, that's your problem right there. 150
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 4hDon't worry I brought my toothbrush and dog in case I don't make it home 110
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 4hIf I was famous I would exclusively do weird shit too 050
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 10hYou want that kind of person to put you on a block list. They are doing you a favor. 130
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 10hI'm listening to Neutral Milk Hotel for the first time ever right now and it's not what I expected 390
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 11hBelieving in any god is so fucking embarrassing. Like do you believe in Santa Claus too? Fucking grow up baby brains. 141
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 12hBoomers eat this up until you fuck with their SOCIAL Security check or Medicare 010
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 13hHow much of any given week do you spend thinking about whether or not Lou Reed was woke? 390
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 13hMe when a CAN song comes onstatic.klipy.comKermit the Frog Nods ThoughtfullyAlt: Kermit the Frog Nods Thoughtfully 140
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14hIs somebody paying him to do this or is he just a huge rape enthusiast? 170
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14hYou ever listen to the live version of a song that has an iconic intro and then the audience applauds when they start singing. Like did you not know what song it was until the words? 041
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16hYou will definitely be needed. I'm pretty much useless. 120
Reposted by Spook E. PeyoteW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 17hI find it bizarre to frame this around the Jewish and Muslim communities as if that is the extent of the problem. Jews and Muslims combined make up 3.4% of the US population. That's not why you lost. You lost because you chose the unpopular side of a 70-30 issue among your ENTIRE base. 1113322
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h"One time" means the cops are on the block. Probably to arrest the Softly Killer. 010
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16hLook at it this way: everything is falling apart and we should probably all learn how to farm anyway. 120
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h"Babe, not now. This is why I got you that Ai powered vibrator" 041
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16hThis kid wishes they had an alcoholic gambler dad 160
Reposted by Spook E. Peyote🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 16hGeorge: The girl I went out with last night had uncle pussy! Kramer: Ohhh there's no coming back from uncle pussy Elaine: What's uncle pussy? Do I have uncle pussy? Kramer: If you have to ask if you have unc pussy, you don't have uncle pussy Jerry (to server): Actually it's ephebophile 39115
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 18hTook me an hour to find my car this morning. I really wish I didn't need this fucking thing. 150
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026That was his girlfriend not his granddaughter 050
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is protein pudding another name for cum? 151
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026To me, an American atheist, it would be really funny if Islam turned out to be the real one 070
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comJack Nicholson Smiles and Nods 'Yes'Alt: Jack Nicholson Smiles and Nods 'Yes' 010
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's a coincidence. The movie was a big swing but also a big miss 000
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm glad I saw it tho. Just like Megalopolis. 000
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Idk maybe it was an attack ad. I had the sound off. Anyway I think if it was an attack ad that shit backfired. 060
Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bro I'm seeing pro-socialist campaign ads on TV 180
Reposted by Spook E. Peyote🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 07/10/2026been meaning to make one of these for a while pretty sure no part of this can get automodded 061