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Spook E. Peyote

@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 3h
I ride a bike to work in all seasons every shift. Even in the rain. Even in the snow. You can do it. If you're commute is an hour by car, that's your problem right there.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 4h
Don't worry I brought my toothbrush and dog in case I don't make it home
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 4h
Already on my way
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 4h
If I was famous I would exclusively do weird shit too
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 4h
Guy who chooses sex over sleep every time
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 10h
You want that kind of person to put you on a block list. They are doing you a favor.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 10h
I'm listening to Neutral Milk Hotel for the first time ever right now and it's not what I expected
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 11h
Believing in any god is so fucking embarrassing. Like do you believe in Santa Claus too? Fucking grow up baby brains.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 11h
Hell yeah
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 11h
Meet me at the lunch spot
My camera is still fucked up from when I dropped it in the sink a few weeks ago
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 15h
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 12h
Boomers eat this up until you fuck with their SOCIAL Security check or Medicare
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 12h
What was your conclusion
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 12h
Same
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 13h
How much of any given week do you spend thinking about whether or not Lou Reed was woke?
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 13h
Me when a CAN song comes on
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Kermit the Frog Nods Thoughtfully
Alt: Kermit the Frog Nods Thoughtfully
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 13h
Apes rock
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
Is somebody paying him to do this or is he just a huge rape enthusiast?
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 14h
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
Was going to say "please say sike"
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 14h
You ever listen to the live version of a song that has an iconic intro and then the audience applauds when they start singing. Like did you not know what song it was until the words?
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
You will definitely be needed. I'm pretty much useless.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 17h
I find it bizarre to frame this around the Jewish and Muslim communities as if that is the extent of the problem. Jews and Muslims combined make up 3.4% of the US population. That's not why you lost. You lost because you chose the unpopular side of a 70-30 issue among your ENTIRE base.
Tim Walz says the Harris campaign chased the wrong voters — Dick Cheney Republicans: (Lever)

“It’s pretty hard to deny that one of our base was fractured — the American Jewish community and the Muslim community, over Gaza and the intolerable assault. In retrospect, we should have spent time there — not courting a nebulous group of Wyoming Republicans who weren’t going to vote for us.”
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
Everyone, when I say anything:
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
"One time" means the cops are on the block. Probably to arrest the Softly Killer.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
Hey man this is Normal
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
Look at it this way: everything is falling apart and we should probably all learn how to farm anyway.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
"Babe, not now. This is why I got you that Ai powered vibrator"
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
👏Heads👏on👏pikes👏 if you didn't know
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
👏👏👏👏 (you know the words)
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
This kid wishes they had an alcoholic gambler dad
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
No way this is gold
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 16h
George: The girl I went out with last night had uncle pussy! Kramer: Ohhh there's no coming back from uncle pussy Elaine: What's uncle pussy? Do I have uncle pussy? Kramer: If you have to ask if you have unc pussy, you don't have uncle pussy Jerry (to server): Actually it's ephebophile
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 16h
America (2026) directed by Paul Verhoven
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 17h
I hate how often this movie happens to me
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 18h
Took me an hour to find my car this morning. I really wish I didn't need this fucking thing.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bodspeed Gou! Elack Ymperor
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was his girlfriend not his granddaughter
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is protein pudding another name for cum?
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To me, an American atheist, it would be really funny if Islam turned out to be the real one
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jack Nicholson Smiles and Nods 'Yes'
Alt: Jack Nicholson Smiles and Nods 'Yes'
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's a coincidence. The movie was a big swing but also a big miss
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm glad I saw it tho. Just like Megalopolis.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More like Bomb Cruise
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now it counts as a salad
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Idk maybe it was an attack ad. I had the sound off. Anyway I think if it was an attack ad that shit backfired.
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bro I'm seeing pro-socialist campaign ads on TV
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know his knees hurt tho
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🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 07/10/2026
been meaning to make one of these for a while pretty sure no part of this can get automodded
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Spook E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like this
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