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@niamheile.bsky.social
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you miss 100% of the yees you don’t haw 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ 📍kildare, ireland (@geniamha on the bird app)

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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
traitors final has fallen on the most auspicious day of the month, type 3 shower & fresh bed sheets alignment day ✨ even flipped the mattress for extra luck #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
people kept recommending the great pottery throw down as a relaxing show but these fucking freaks keep pronouncing ‘sphere’ as ‘spear’ so i am the polar opposite of relaxed
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
buffoonery of the highest order holy god #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why is manbun changing his story when he’s already told people the real version jfc #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thoroughly enjoying the dress code today #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how are these the same people who’ve caught 4 traitors so far #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“i wasn’t dropping your name, i was saying your name” #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yop westmeath [solemnly] #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“was she giving me a subtle sign by using her vote for who’s a traitor to tell me who’s a traitor” get that man a vat of coffee to wake him up please because i can’t be listening to this shite #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fully thought Kayleigh came in wearing an old fashioned nightgown and for a split second i thought she was dressed up as a ghost to psyche people out lmao #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
excellent parting shot from Aoife, if you stay petty, you don’t have to get petty etc #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
close enough, welcome back Yvette Fielding #TraitorsIrl
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
poor Aoife’s gonna sneeze and this shower of gobshites will go “oh! sign of a guilty conscience” #TraitorsIrl
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i see my school skirt is back, sustainable merch convent queen #TraitorsIrl
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pete trying to describe Babe is a hall of famer moment oh my god #TraitorsIrl
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The cruelest part of tonight is that the state of rural public transport means that Fionula will have to wait hours for the bus that Paraic and Carla threw her under to arrive. #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
all Fionnula had to say is “my mind is made up by the time we get to the table so that’s why i’m not watching everyone” like that was so easy to get out of #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i’m very possibly being thick but i don’t get why “are you crying” is suspicious? #TraitorsIRL
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There’s a runner on the production team fast asleep after being told to make sure all the sheep have been accounted for #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“ask any female” #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i’m assuming they don’t know about poor Donal breaking his neck so i hope fucking Manbun (don’t ask me anyone’s name when they’re gone off the screen) feels AWFUL when he finds out #TraitorsIRL
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Everyone to poor Donal for some reason. #TraitorsIRL
Ned Flanders to Lenny
"And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!"
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
at least last season we made it over halfway through before the Kens took over, i’m boooored #TraitorsIRL
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sean A somehow finding a spelling variant for DJ, a name consisting of two letters, straight off the bat. That’s what this show is all about #TraitorsIRL
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In fairness, there's a strong history of DJ's telling ridiculous lies for no reason. #TraitorsIRL
DJ Carey with the charger up his nose
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i feel dumb but what’s DJ’s strategy of revealing his job like how does that help his case? #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
someone is gonna latch onto the “up until half 1” and rightly so #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yeah no reeeeal subtle Carla girl, great work with your Clavicular impression, no one suspects a thing #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i’m so sorry but the mouths HANGING open have some decorum #TraitorsIRL
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
He had that heL1-L5met.
The back of Agamemnon's helmet that features a golden spinal column
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm supporting Spain but I don't have a Spanish jersey so me and five of my friends are going to walk up and down Grafton Street wearing identical schoolbags instead.
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
we ride at dawn for Charleen, this man can’t be fucking seeeeerious #LoveIsland
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
idk what i did in a past life to deserve an existence surrounded by people who see a sunny day and think “i’m gonna pick up every power tool i own and fuck about until the sun sets”
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Ireland's Ancient Animals, for which at least some evidence was found to suggest they once roamed this island, even if only for a while. Some might even make a comeback! Featuring the Irish elk, bear, lynx, great auk, wild boar, & wolf. #SpéirGhorm #SciArt Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
Semi-cartoony greyscale drawing of some of Ireland's ancient wildlife described above, in front of a Celtic knotwork tree design.


#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Rewild #Rewilding #Art #SciArt #Cartoon
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
reject modernity (dessert) embrace tradition (supper in the form of two biscuits and a wee mug of milk before bed)
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i love that you can tell how close we are to the end of the financial year by how many men in high vis it takes to stare into a manhole, council budget isn’t going to piss itself away like
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SLATED™ @slated.ie · 14/11/2025
Old Kinsale Head and Hook Lighthouse have joined the SLATED Landmark Collection. Two meticulously crafted icons with so much quiet luxury they practically whisper. Consider this your gentle nudge to “accidentally” fall in love with both. #SLATED #IrishDesign Slated.ie Reposts would be 👌
The SLATED Kinsale Board slated.ie The SLATED Hook Lighthouse Board slated.ieThe SLATED Hook Lighthouse board.The SLATED Kinsale Board
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
in true can’t go anywhere fashion, we met an irish couple in a bar in Nashville and we were dancing & drinking with them for a solid two hours before your man asked where in kildare i’m from “oh no way, tell me do you know [my mother’s name]?”
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
god forgive me but a) Joe has a TBI surely? some producer took their eye off him and he fell down a set of concrete stairs or something b) i don’t think anyone would judge KB for crushing enough ritalin to take out a rhino into Edmond’s meals for some peace #LoveIsBlindS9
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i’m loathe to admit it but this was so good that it didn’t even feel like an rte show for the most part? the only giveaway was the shit budget, this has been a resounding success and fantastic on all fronts 👏🏻 fair fucks #TraitorsIRL
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I'll say it again. This show starts too late. I can't be this hyped up at 10.35 on a Tuesday. I have shit to do tomorrow. #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
me every time Siobhán laughs, obsessed with her #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
this was like the barbie movie with how we went from feminism, to the kens taking over and then back to feminism lmao #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
#TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
not the dog whistles good god #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Oyin back on FORM HUP T’FUCK #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
that’s an unholy amount for one person to go through, my heart goes out to Vanessa oh my god #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
nick is absolutely hiding his face so he can smile lmao #TraitorsIRL
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niamh @niamheile.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
the lads not even having to contribute because the girls have done all the work for them, they must be SICKENED watching this back #TraitorsIRL
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