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Niall Hawthorne

@niallhawthorne.bsky.social
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Complicated Wicked Sense Of Humour Prone To Forgetting Punctuation

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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Forget the podcast...LIVE EVENTS? Like, funerals? Streamed? And if so, calling them LIVE is a bit, well, y'know...
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man Meme
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Stephen Blakeman 🇺🇦 @marhug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So by my calculations, #MCFC are now on -327 points in the table. The greatest relegation escape ever is on! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Evolution takes time. Nature moulds evolution over centuries, there's a lad called Darwin who wrote a book about it. But there's a lad called Iraola who's rewriting the rules of evolution with #LFC Turning lethargy to energy, porous to solid, angry to happy In record time...
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The irony is, Szoboszlai's howitzer last night was the only accurate pass he made after he came on. Covering a multitude of sins. He genuin6stank the place up until that screamer. #LFC
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Multi-millionaire Ed Sheeran: Ooh, might lose a few bob, gotta fuck over Macklemore, keep those stadium owners happy. Young Irish Artists getting their 1st big break on his tour: Yeah, fuck this, we know what's right and wrong, money doesn't matter. #Edsheeran #beoga #aaronrowe
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Official Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble: "Oh lawd! Work to be done, Good Friday Agreement, time for steady nerves" Unofficial Irish Position on Trumps unification ramble:
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Compared to last season #LFC are vastly improved in terms of purpose, intensity and speed. Accuracy and stamina need to improve, but will come. Araujo is now a vital cog. Some issues: Gravenberch reading the game situation, Kerkez needs a 'robust' player ahead of him. Onwards #UCL
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ireland is, on the global scale, a village. When you become a global star, everyone in the village has your back. Bono, Rory, Shaneo, Niall, Sonia, Dervla....all paying tribute to Katie...and we all know who I'm talking about. #katie
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#KatieTaylor in Croke Park. I'm almost 50 years old and this is a unique moment in history and sports. What a moment. What a legend. #boxing
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Araujo is going to kick a Tractor Boy up in the air tonight. #LFC
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#LFC fans with TAA at RB: What a baller, brilliant passer, great at set-pieces, vital to our team. Brilliant! #LFC fans with Szobo at RB: What a baller, brilliant passer, great at set-pieces, vital to our team, WHAT THE F*CK IS HE BEING MADE TO PLAY RIGHT BACK FOR? Heh.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What odds were #HCAFC for the title?
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Carrick sacked before September ends #MUFC
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Here are some of the songs I've been listening to this summer. It starts with a song Michelle and I love by Glen Hansard, a great musician who passed tragically this week. Our hearts go out to his family.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I mean, it's Glenn Hansard.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If Mayo don't win from here, they should be dissolved into Galway
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Jim Burke @barcajim3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Means that these kits are cost effective both on a financial and human level. So send them your bags of shite ya shitebags
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
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BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Pioneer and superstar, Kevin Keegan’s achievements were extraordinary. A fitting tribute to a true great of English football, by @draper-rob.bsky.social for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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A pioneer and a superstar, Kevin Keegan’s achievements were extraordinary
The former England manager may be remembered by many for his ‘I’d love it’ rant in 1996, but that should not obscure the remarkable nature of his football career
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A left-back renowned for scoring long-range goals who actually blammed way more over the bar than people realised … and Roberto Carlos.
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That result Sphinx. Absolutely Sphinx.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 07/07/2026
This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dear #USA, Fuck around and find out. Regards, #Football
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Aye, aye, FIFA, Trump and the #WorldCup are in.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
For the vast majority of the Premier League season, that break would involve a roaring fire and some cocoa.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dino arms again 🤣 #ENGCRO
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
From Sithole to Sithead #worldcup
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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 11/06/2026
They should have put this shadow in the middle of the Azteca. Football heritage. #worldcup
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He lives in a pineapple under the sea.
A sign saying brunch club porn cakes.
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Jonno 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @jonnojohnson.me · 01/06/2026
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Tariq Panja @tariqpanja.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Did not expect a Liverpool song.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA
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Tobique Mike🇨🇦 @tobiquemike.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Why anyone would take a flight into the USA is beyond me. Here’s an exchange between a controller at JFK and a British Airways pilot where the pilot couldn’t get a simple answer and aborted take off. Sound up. #cdnpoli #uspoli
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Score a four minute hat-trick against Arsenal.
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SassyMetisChick @sassymetischick.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!
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Michael F. DuBois @michaelfdubois.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️
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Will Jeanes @willjeanes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Mohamed Salah has scored more goals for Liverpool than anyone has ever scored for any of Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Leeds, Newcastle, Aston Villa, Milan, Borussia Dortmund, Atletico Madrid, Napoli, Lazio, Marseille, Feyenoord, Fiorentina, Sevilla and Valencia.
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Koba @orangekoba.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Andrew Beasley @andrewbeasleyfootball.com · 01/11/2025
Nobody has more Premier League goals and assists for one club than Mohamed Salah. King.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The King is dead, long live the King.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Good job Ireland weren't being asked. We'd have said "We will, yeah" and he'd have been raving about how brave we are.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 04/02/2026
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
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I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.
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Waking up without power, heat, or running water. (Again.) 

But the work here in Kyiv continues. Warming up in the car, writing in pencil — pen ink freezes — by headlamp.
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Could it BE any more perfect?
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Niall Hawthorne @niallhawthorne.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
There's no other Premier League team that exists emotionally like #LFC Konate getting his goal from a drop a goalkeeper wouldn't make 99 out of 100 times. Wirtz and Ekitike developing. Our team. Our club.
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