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go bills :(

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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 11h
Not a bad idea. The NFL rightsholders have decided (likely with some Shield nudging) to erase Deshaun Watson's past and reframe him as a comeback figure who we are supposed to root for. He's a piece of shit and everyone contributing to this whitewash should be ashamed of themselves.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 18h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 16h
Excited to be back in that part of the year where I'm stressing about the Bills and Sabres at the same time
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 21h
bringing a real "as per my previous email" energy to work today that could've been avoided if anybody had ***read my previous email***
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is time.
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Happy Gilmore Ben Stiller
Alt: I'm David Pumpkins, and I'm gonna scare the HELL out of you! David Pumpkins with skeletons, snl gif
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey IT if you wanna check out early instead of fixing my computer I am totally on board, fuck the man, but next time if you could let me know so I'm not burning clock sitting at my desk while you're out the door? that'd be ace
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes ball *do* lie 😌
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kelly Macdonald is absolutely perfect in Lanterns oh my god
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captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In bed at 9:00
Goodnight moon but the moon is Josh Allen
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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The football gods abhor cowards
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
classic bills experience
The buffalo bills logo above a timeline of experience – first, I am excited to watch my team play. Then, I long for the sweet embrace of death. Finally, it's nice that we won! Yay, I still need therapy.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buffalo, why am I not allowed to feel joy
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's a particular kind of posting that's popular on here that's just "conservative nationalism but not American" that apparently gets a pass because the US is actual shit from a butt, but it's still mortifying to see people I (thought I) respect(ed) reposting it
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
please join me in anxiously awaiting the successful return of British Airways' political prisoners to the warm, albeit damp, embrace of the PNW
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austin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🔥 THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 🔥
six thousand one hundred twenty three and ninety seven cents

Y'ALL DID THIS BUT NOW I NEED Y'ALL TO KEEP GOING
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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
James Cook runs in the one-yard touchdown. He's up to 134 yards, in honor of section 134, which is where they sell the beer horn.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
b o n k
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
b o n k
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the pit sacrifices thirst for blood
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
penalties are really flipping my flapjacks, come on now bills
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Fitzy so much
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
brat
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
somebody having tripped doesn't mean there was tripping, ref. what the hell
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok listen, guys, bills, dudes, I know we're cookin' but let's not get too silly with it
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok time for halftime! no more injuries, oh my god
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
y'know how no matter how perfect your vacation is, there's always that one thing you forget at home that mars the experience? that's bass. he serves a purpose.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
reminded, apropos of nothing, of that brief window of time where there were people listing "prompt engineer" as their full-time job on linkedin where are those men now? calling offensive plays for the Lions
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
is the Lions O line aware there's a game on
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lotta yellow upholstery out there, refs. what is this, the white house
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i genuinely like Detroit and their fans so i don't want to be too mean, but I also hope we score five hundred billion points and get eighty sacks per minute
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let’s go Canada!!!* *the buffalo bills
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 18/09/2026
josh allen the first nfl player in history
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i am so excited for the J&J connection this year. josh squared. unstoppable.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if you're watching the game on twitch, might i suggest hitting up Shrimps24/7 on the ad breaks www.twitch.tv/shrimps247
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i can't wait to be miserable and anxious for a couple hours only to be either very excited or deeply depressed for a couple additional hours after that
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
with all due respect to people who are wrong, who the fuck bottom-aligns text in an excel sheet
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shalise manza young @shalisemyoung.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I will never stop reminding people that the players of the wnba are responsible for the election of Sen Warnock in 2020…Atl co-owner, Sen Kelly Loeffler became a loud & proud bigot when dementia donnie named her to that seat and the players wanted her gone. mission accomplished.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OK so the Bills won but I *still* have to get up for work this morning? Something isn't right here
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
Sports fandom makes you deranged, but it also makes you more Normal. Much to think about.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
god it feels so good to burn a sunday watching football again
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Titans are losing to the jetes? lol, lmao, rofl
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First half of the first Bills game of the season update:
IASIP we’re sick of this dude memeJosh Allen as Mona-Lisa Sapperstein from Parks & Rec and her father played by Henry winkler in a bills hat and with a bills helmet on his desk telling Josh he’s never done anything wrong and he loves him
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Moore with the pristine footwork. what a drive
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026
dumbest throw i’ve ever seen in my life, do it again
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my suspicions that Haynes King was the only thing propping GT's football program up: confirmed
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Meechy Dorko @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 11/09/2026
the only nation i pledge allegiance to
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the Sleeper commenters are celebrating Kirkiversary in Matthew Stafford's performance summary
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drake "tua turndaballova" maye
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
football is back (derogatory)
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