Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you buy $100 worth of gum *one time* as a party favor/joke 040
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Out of line to suggest he catch a dinner roll high and inside come thanksgiving? 010
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hate that people are happy Hairston apologized for... leaving the locker room? Guy played like shit. The punishment is "if you don't improve, you lose your job." Why the fuck is "get a mic shoved in your face so CBS Sports can post a clip of you to Insta and 10000 assholes roast you" part of it? 000
Reposted by RyanRyan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Being a Bills fan is the most Sisyphean torture imaginable 011
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Being a Bills fan is the most Sisyphean torture imaginable 011
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lanterns finale was almost perfect, and I'm going to pretend that was the only thing that I watched on TV today 000
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026vrabel getting flagged is gonna make my highlight reel for 2026 010
Reposted by RyanMike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not a bad idea. The NFL rightsholders have decided (likely with some Shield nudging) to erase Deshaun Watson's past and reframe him as a comeback figure who we are supposed to root for. He's a piece of shit and everyone contributing to this whitewash should be ashamed of themselves. 701120226
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Excited to be back in that part of the year where I'm stressing about the Bills and Sabres at the same time 010
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026y'all stop harping on the kids being bad at reading, the literacy crisis started in corporate offices 000
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bringing a real "as per my previous email" energy to work today that could've been avoided if anybody had ***read my previous email*** 100
Reposted by Ryan🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is time.static.klipy.comHappy Gilmore Ben StillerAlt: I'm David Pumpkins, and I'm gonna scare the HELL out of you! David Pumpkins with skeletons, snl gif 282
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey IT if you wanna check out early instead of fixing my computer I am totally on board, fuck the man, but next time if you could let me know so I'm not burning clock sitting at my desk while you're out the door? that'd be ace 000
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026still finished it of course, now accepting condemnation for my strong but somehow insufficient morals 000
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026jesus some of these questions are awful, and hilariously broad 111
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh good to know, 30 minutes is still too slow. oh boy, I sure love limited releases that become a revenue stream for scalpers at the expense of normal people with lives and jobs 020
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026alternate sunday football summary: rams never should've left st louis, chargers never should have left san diego. football gods continue to punish both for their sins 000
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"ok she's ordered from us a bunch, maybe we should give the 'family member' spice level? I think she's earned it" 0120
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026siobhan I have to sleep tonight, you can't just nerd snipe a guy like this 040
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Or, more simply, Yahweh is already a god of fire and storm and war. Why act like he and his religions are anything else? 1160
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Kelly Macdonald is absolutely perfect in Lanterns oh my god 000
Reposted by RyanThe Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The football gods abhor cowards 041
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this isn't thoughtful resistance to American hegemony, it's just conservative nationalism. you're walking down the same road we stumbled down! fucking stop! UK/Canada looking at you in particular!! 120
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026'our country is actually the best in the world, fellow people from my country, and those filthy Americans just don't get it' is like three squares back on the chessboard from the same rhetoric I grew up with in the US 110
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026there's a particular kind of posting that's popular on here that's just "conservative nationalism but not American" that apparently gets a pass because the US is actual shit from a butt, but it's still mortifying to see people I (thought I) respect(ed) reposting it 110
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026please join me in anxiously awaiting the successful return of British Airways' political prisoners to the warm, albeit damp, embrace of the PNW 040
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm not sure how i feel about these being our stereotypes but I'm gonna be really judgemental about it(???) 140
Reposted by Ryanaustin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🔥 THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 🔥 282
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it has been my regrettable experience that hearing the sounds in your head and making them with your face are two very different things 1100
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yeah, writing is about the same quality. game mechanics are maybe a little bit more opaque, but it's a fun one and pretty good about giving lore if I remember right 120
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yeah I don't have the slightest inkling how to navigate the nu-wave Puritanism surrounding sex and romance. Between itch and Steam, the major distribution platforms for romance and romance-adjacent content that isn't also 'a AAA game with a team of lawyers' seem to have turned on creatives. 010
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There's also a colossal market for 'adult' games, largely aimed at men, many of which are garbage (either in content or in design, if not both) but, to my understanding, not all. 110
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my only team worth mentioning saw me with Goff/LaPorta/Kincaid and my opponent with Amon R and Josh. 138 points scored between the two teams by the end of thursday night. 010
Reposted by Ryankatherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026James Cook runs in the one-yard touchdown. He's up to 134 yards, in honor of section 134, which is where they sell the beer horn. 211912
Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026goff under the impression there's bonus points in play if you bounce a pass off a defender's head or butt 010