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go bills :(

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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you buy $100 worth of gum *one time* as a party favor/joke
a snippet of an Amazon 'about you' page, accusing me of chewing Big League Chew, and I quote, 'habitually'
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Out of line to suggest he catch a dinner roll high and inside come thanksgiving?
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hate that people are happy Hairston apologized for... leaving the locker room? Guy played like shit. The punishment is "if you don't improve, you lose your job." Why the fuck is "get a mic shoved in your face so CBS Sports can post a clip of you to Insta and 10000 assholes roast you" part of it?
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Water under the bridge"
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being a Bills fan is the most Sisyphean torture imaginable
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being a Bills fan is the most Sisyphean torture imaginable
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lanterns finale was almost perfect, and I'm going to pretend that was the only thing that I watched on TV today
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“Hucklebuckets” @hucklebuckets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
15 yards, Adultery
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vrabel getting flagged is gonna make my highlight reel for 2026
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a bad idea. The NFL rightsholders have decided (likely with some Shield nudging) to erase Deshaun Watson's past and reframe him as a comeback figure who we are supposed to root for. He's a piece of shit and everyone contributing to this whitewash should be ashamed of themselves.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Excited to be back in that part of the year where I'm stressing about the Bills and Sabres at the same time
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
y'all stop harping on the kids being bad at reading, the literacy crisis started in corporate offices
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bringing a real "as per my previous email" energy to work today that could've been avoided if anybody had ***read my previous email***
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🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is time.
static.klipy.com
Happy Gilmore Ben Stiller
Alt: I'm David Pumpkins, and I'm gonna scare the HELL out of you! David Pumpkins with skeletons, snl gif
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey IT if you wanna check out early instead of fixing my computer I am totally on board, fuck the man, but next time if you could let me know so I'm not burning clock sitting at my desk while you're out the door? that'd be ace
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
still finished it of course, now accepting condemnation for my strong but somehow insufficient morals
A morality slider indicating that I am "87 moral," whatever that means, which is more progressive than 93% of people but less progressive than blot.city's 98, contemptibly
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jesus some of these questions are awful, and hilariously broad
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y'all are stealing the disc horse bot's job smdh
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
noooo
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh good to know, 30 minutes is still too slow. oh boy, I sure love limited releases that become a revenue stream for scalpers at the expense of normal people with lives and jobs
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
alternate sunday football summary: rams never should've left st louis, chargers never should have left san diego. football gods continue to punish both for their sins
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sometimes ball *do* lie 😌
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"ok she's ordered from us a bunch, maybe we should give the 'family member' spice level? I think she's earned it"
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
siobhan I have to sleep tonight, you can't just nerd snipe a guy like this
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or, more simply, Yahweh is already a god of fire and storm and war. Why act like he and his religions are anything else?
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kelly Macdonald is absolutely perfect in Lanterns oh my god
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👻 undead captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In bed at 9:00
Goodnight moon but the moon is Josh Allen
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The Big, Dumb QB Haver (For Now) @andrewkilger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The football gods abhor cowards
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
classic bills experience
The buffalo bills logo above a timeline of experience – first, I am excited to watch my team play. Then, I long for the sweet embrace of death. Finally, it's nice that we won! Yay, I still need therapy.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Buffalo, why am I not allowed to feel joy
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this isn't thoughtful resistance to American hegemony, it's just conservative nationalism. you're walking down the same road we stumbled down! fucking stop! UK/Canada looking at you in particular!!
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'our country is actually the best in the world, fellow people from my country, and those filthy Americans just don't get it' is like three squares back on the chessboard from the same rhetoric I grew up with in the US
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there's a particular kind of posting that's popular on here that's just "conservative nationalism but not American" that apparently gets a pass because the US is actual shit from a butt, but it's still mortifying to see people I (thought I) respect(ed) reposting it
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
she lives free!
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
please join me in anxiously awaiting the successful return of British Airways' political prisoners to the warm, albeit damp, embrace of the PNW
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And. I. Will.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not sure how i feel about these being our stereotypes but I'm gonna be really judgemental about it(???)
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
shyamalan villains
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austin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🔥 THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 🔥
six thousand one hundred twenty three and ninety seven cents

Y'ALL DID THIS BUT NOW I NEED Y'ALL TO KEEP GOING
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it has been my regrettable experience that hearing the sounds in your head and making them with your face are two very different things
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yeah, writing is about the same quality. game mechanics are maybe a little bit more opaque, but it's a fun one and pretty good about giving lore if I remember right
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah I don't have the slightest inkling how to navigate the nu-wave Puritanism surrounding sex and romance. Between itch and Steam, the major distribution platforms for romance and romance-adjacent content that isn't also 'a AAA game with a team of lawyers' seem to have turned on creatives.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's also a colossal market for 'adult' games, largely aimed at men, many of which are garbage (either in content or in design, if not both) but, to my understanding, not all.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my only team worth mentioning saw me with Goff/LaPorta/Kincaid and my opponent with Amon R and Josh. 138 points scored between the two teams by the end of thursday night.
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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
James Cook runs in the one-yard touchdown. He's up to 134 yards, in honor of section 134, which is where they sell the beer horn.
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
goff under the impression there's bonus points in play if you bounce a pass off a defender's head or butt
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
b o n k
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Ryan @ngonstrafe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
b o n k
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