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linpoteto 👒🌟 @linpoteto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🥗x🐯👒🐍 #lawlu #hanlu
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Garbage Day @garbagedaytakeme.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Zoro X Kaku
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Lea!! | STAND ON IT‼️ @standonittt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Top 5 Hubert A support fumbles in no particular order
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Tuqui D. Flamingo @tuquidflamingo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Anophi @ ferd¡bert douj¡n coming soon🖤🧡 @anophiles.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
secret dungeon. #ヒューベルトフォンベストラ生誕祭2026 #fe3h #hubertvonvestra
Illustration of Hubert von Vestra from Fire Emblem: Three Houses video game. He is standing back, looking over his shoulder directly at the viewer. He's wearing white shirt, with sleeves rolled up to the elbows, black gloves, black apron and face mask. He's leaning over the table with tools, holding pliers in his right hand. Blood is smeared over his clothes, hands, tools and face mask. Hair dishevelled, eyes red and wide open, frowning. In the foreground there's a silhouette of a person chained to the chair, only his stretched out hand visible. Everything is in unsettling green colour, with yellowish light in the top-right corner. Blood is bright red.
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aya 🔞 @moshyuu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(SFW) tender sandbina gift i made for cy is up on my patreon 🫶 link in bio
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tench (commissions open) @tench.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Just Jinbe
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sappho marx @impormable.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what they don't tell you is that if you order the combo, that wretched gremlin watches you eat it the whole time. if you ask him to stop, they charge you extra and even then sometimes he doesn't do it. "we can't control him," they told me. "he hung up the sign himself."
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Heneryque 🌈 @heneryque.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
little sword
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match @mishillaneous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oikawa, beneath a Fuck Ushijima Club banner: I really hate that guy. Shirabu & Sakusa: I've misunderstood the purpose of the club.
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Omer🤸‍♀️🔞 @yahaboot.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
zosopp
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tinylightning @tinylightning.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I forgot I made this #few3h
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Penn @purplepenntapus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I just drew the cutest Luffy of all time
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🔞 Doodler @phantomdoodler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
gremory
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Phoebus @phoebsz.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
very old, but still relevant comic about edelgard doing the fire emblem equivalent to faking her own death, changing her name and joining le cirque du soleil after doing something embarrassing #fe3h#fe3h #edelgard #fireemblem #fanart #byleth #edelgard #edeleth #comics #fe3h #hubert
The comic starts with Edelgard and Byleth from fire emblem three houses walking on the garden. They're far away so you can't tell what they're taking about.
In the second panel they're much closer. Edelgard twirls her hair and says:
"Thank you again for inviting me for tea, I-"
Byleth seems to notice something, and interrupts her, touching Edelgard on the shoulder.
"Oh! Edelgard, careful-"
There's a cute little mouse at Edelgard's feet, looking up at her. 
"-Don't step on it." - Byleth notes. Edelgard screams in a panic: 
-EEEEEK!!
She leaps on Byleth's arms and starts throwing stuff at the mouse as she screams. "AAHH!" Byleth looks confused as they hold her.
Since this is a video game, you can see lil pop-ups as Edelgard uses stuff from her inventory.
x1 Silver Axe. DING!
x1 Armored Bear. DING!
x1 Concoction. DING!
x1 Steel Axe. DING!

The mouse runs away, scared.

Edelgard puffs, looking exhausted after the altercation.
-Huff, huff...
Byleth looks attentively to the distance as the mouse runs away.
- Um. I think it's gone now. - they say, perplexed. Edelgard turns her head, surprised to notice she's still hanging on to Byleth's, and they're extremely close to each other. 

-Are you alright? - Byleth asks.

Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck.Fuck. - Edelgard adverts her gaze and covers her face, covered in sweat and red as a tomato.
-Edelgard? - Byleth asks, growing more confused by the minuteLater, that night - 

Hubert walks alone at night on a dark hall of the monastery. He looks over his shoulder, as if to check if someone is following him. 

He opens the door of one of the rooms of the Black Eagles.
- Lady Edelgard, I came as soon as I got your message. What is this change of plans you speak of? Why do we need to attack sooner-
He stops on his tracks, baffled by what he's seeing.
-??????????

Edelgard is covered in the shadows, looking herself in a mirror, dressed in a full armor and mask.
- No more Edelgard- It's flame emperor now... - She says, in a deep, menacing voice.
- Is this about this afternoon's incident? - Hubert sighs.
- ... N-no
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
evil intimidating hubert
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Mousey @fangedmouse.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
(1/2) they're gross #lulawlu #fanart #op
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Mousey @fangedmouse.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
(2/2)
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Danya 🧿🌱 @danya-drv.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
🌻🌻🌻 #lawlu #lulaw
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MikeyAngelo @mikeyangelo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
[ #luzo | #zolu ]
luffy pouts. zoro says "augh fine!" and luffy thinks "hes easy".
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BouldR @bzzybouldr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
some goofy thing I made while testing brushes #onepiece #kinemon #oden #wano
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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Billie! @billiestic.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Edelgard
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Rayluaza @rayluaza.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
telling stories to the merry
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Lokei @lokei-5ygol.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
funny request🤭 #TrafalgarLaw #ace #ONEPIECE
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ceo of kinkan 😔😔😔 @kinkanmalefujo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
me when i draw and it turns out well: I LOVE THIS! me when i draw and i don't like it: i will never hold a pencil with intent again
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Tobey @ commissions open! @t0bey-art.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“I’ll leave for you the final blow.” “You leave me nothing. This was ever my burden to bear.”
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Kitty (COMMS CLOSED) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🩷🤍🧡 🔞 @nekokagegirl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This was supposed to be for Edelgard's birthday but couldn't finish in time and almost dropped it. But I wanted to do it anyways, so happy birthday to the prettiest emperor ever ❤️💙 #edeleth #fe3h #yuri #wlw
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quip 🦐 @ irl woes @newttxt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
watching your boss struggle to train your replacements is the closest you can come to eavesdropping on your own funeral without having to fake your death
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
not all romance is horror but all horror is romance, hope this helps
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Veitstanz @veitstanz.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Harriet Du Bois, Bisexuality and Critical Witnesses: A Tragedy In Two Acts (two pages from my upcoming Disco Sapphics zine #discoelysium) 🪩🏳️‍🌈
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday2026
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quip 🦐 @ irl woes @newttxt.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
dawn of the final day (im out of adhd meds)
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
you should compete with Hubert in the fumbling beautiful people Olympics /affectionate
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Greta @whatachaos.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
lulaw kissing part 1/2 👀👀 #op #lawlu
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Greta @whatachaos.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
lulaw kissing (but it was just a dream,,,) part 2/2 #op #lawlu
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Jill 🌻 @cookiegamer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm outside right now so I hope this suffices 😂
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quip 🦐 @ irl woes @newttxt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
getting a good grade in My Friends’ OCs 🥰🥰🥰 something that’s normal to want and possible to achieve
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Perfect Ferd Time 🦅🫖 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Screenshot of a Google review edited to have Sylvain’s winking post-timeskip FE3H photo above a five-star review reading, “Very good gay bar!” Below the review is a reply from the Church of Seiros with Seteth looking irritated reading, “Hello Sylvain, we are not a gay bar.”
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The web should be accessible to people with poor internet connections & assistive technologies. As a UX designer, I will absolutely die on this hill.
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How building an HTML-first site doubled our users overnight
My client was a utility company, and they had a big problem...
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ao3 tags 🔞 @ao3gonewrong.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
non-consensual tea parties
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HC•° @hollycircling.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"watchful eye" my ass
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quip 🦐 @ irl woes @newttxt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i love my friends and i love their little guys (gender neutral) 🥰🥰🥰
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quip 🦐 @ irl woes @newttxt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
3/7 on the hole quiz, narrowly beating out the competition
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Onigiri Miya Cookbook (Pre-Order Now!) @onigiri-miya.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
PRE-ORDERS ARE OPEN!! This is another chance to own the Onigiri Miya Cookbook, including the tote bag and stickers. Sales are open through the end of August 2026, shipping at the end of September. BUY HERE: metapotatopress-shop.fourthwall.com
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quip 🦐 @ irl woes @newttxt.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
ONIGIRI MIYA COOKBOOK RELAUNCH IN 2026?! anyway this remains one of the best fan projects ive ever worked on and i still make some of these recipes!! 🥹
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Shipa💥 @shipshin.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
#onepiece #fanart
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Popuru @ COMMISSIONS OPEN!! @popuru.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
there's nothing super about misogyny based off of this post by @wlwsanji on twitter: x.com/wlwsanji/sta...
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El @sorbriquette.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Omer🤸‍♀️🔞 @yahaboot.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Janken trio 😂 #omerart
A drawing of luffy jumping over a hatless law, who’s looking pissed and about to Room away. Behind them both is Kidd,  laughing at Law. It’s actually a law bullying artwork
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