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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞

@hubernie.bsky.social
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source: my beautiful mind head professor and premier scholar of hubernie studies. my fics can be found on AO3 as petraswyvern!! white, gay, she/they. frequently nsfw; minors dni i will block you. header was comm’d by me from daneicole 🖤💜

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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 3h
I made Cobblestone Secrets close to 5k despite my intent to keep all my entries at 1k or fewer, and the way I'm going it seems the entries will be 1.5-3k each. So I've decided the remaining entries will be one fic with chapters for each kink, minus Cobblestone which will be standalone
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 4h
#fefwspoilers If there is a canonical answer to this that I haven’t seen yet (I’ve only finished Dietrich and Theodora’s Part 1s) please just say “you’ll see.” Do not spoil the answer for me please!! In Houses and Hopes Rhea describes herself as “the last child of the progenitor god.”
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Fizz @physpunch.bsky.social · 9h
Smug Esmeralda Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
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it's mariel sealfarts 🦭 @sealfarts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
this isn't very accurate but I had to get her outta my system
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Demily Pyro 🥐🎀💢 @demilypyro.bsky.social · 14h
if you make me look at harry potter shit in 2026 you're a bad person it's that simple
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 12h
ask I just got on tumblr annoying me I gotta figure out how to answer politely. they wanted to know why I specified all my kinktober stuff will be femdom and why I don’t ever write dom Hubert. make your own food this is My kitchen and I do Not write dom Hubert hubernie. never have never will
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 14h
#fefwspoilers I have loved Theodora’s route but I can’t say I’m a huge fan of that bit towards the end where she’s suddenly open to becoming a mom and marrying a man. like do we need this. do we really need this.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026
when ur going about your business but see a weirdo melting down in your friends mentions
a great horned owl changing direction in midair staring intently in the opposite direction it'd been flying
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imuru 🔱🩸on break @antanaga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
been fujoshing out #ARTanaga #fefw #diefab
dietrich holding fabio by the chin. they look at each other lovingly
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mimi 🔞 [ team rub + working on cmsns 🎨] @notsoknightly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is it really bullying to say "hey maybe we shouldn't make a misogynistic art trend named after a 4chan slur that originates from a transphobic individual for a series made by terfhitler who wants to fund trans genocide a thing?"
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𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙡𝙤𝙛𝙩 @skyloftsword.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm happy for Orchel
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K.O. @vermiformish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you Fortune's Weave for giving us Fire Emblem Brazillian Miku, I think she's very neat :)
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
in my Overheard fic I was writing Ferdinand very guiltily indulging in Imagining His Friends Fucking and now for Letter Sex I am pivoting into an imagining that is distinctly closer to Pining. Yearning even.
"I am sorry you missed it, but | know this I be the first of many. In terms of how much I love to wear it, though... I don't know if it I ever measure up to your cape. And I miss it. I miss how heavy it feels, how it wraps itself around me, and most of all, the way it smells."
Hubert's longing for her takes a new shape. What was once a simple twinging between his ribs begins to spring to life. Hubert wishes to be that cape, entangled with her body, bound with tight archer's muscles that were topped by the softness of peacetime. She missed the way that he smelled, and Hubert reciprocates that yearning with an urgency that makes him wish he'd thought to bring an article of her clothing with him to smell while re-reading her letter.
"There was a Morfan merchant in Dagsion. It's true what they say; Morfis' magic truly is unparalleled.
She had so much to choose from; I hope you'll like what I'm bringing home. Something in particular caught my eye. It's U-shaped; the ends are made of obsidian, just like your brooch, but the middle is leather, so it's flexible. The more I thought about your cape, the more / thought about you, Hubert, and before I knew it, I couldn't wait to try it anymore.The longing begins brimming hotter, bringing heat to Hubert's chest that blooms and spreads to his cheeks, palms, and belly.
"It reminded me so much of you. Not just because of the obsidian, either; it responds to orders. Whisper to it, and the obsidian pieces vibrate. It takes commands almost as well as you do."
Hubert groans, feeling the muscles in his body begin to tighten. Even now, so far apart from the Lady of his House, he would give nearly anything to hear a command fall from her perfect lips.
"You're so clever with your fingers and tongue, even in two places at once. I've never been able to make myself feel close to the way you can.../ doubt anything ever will. But I needed it, I needed both so much that I just had to see if it could come close."
He lurches forward, burying his face in a wide palm to stifle a moan. The feeling of fabric against his lips briefly makes him consider removing his gloves, but he elects to leave them on for the moment.
After all, a gloved hand would feel more like hers.
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#fefwspoilers Inyoni kinda breaking my heart 🥺 talking about having No Friends and no one who wants her for something other than killing… girl Get In my team Theodora is all beautiful women and also Tobias and Bonaventure our Gay Dads
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Astral | comms open @astralblooming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ludia ‼️ #fireemblem
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#fefwspoilers THEODORA X ORCHEL I AM NO LONGER ASKING
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🌷phlavours @phlavours.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
help i've fallen and i can't get up #fefw
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Yumilattea 🍉🌅 (comms open on vgen) @yumilattea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 2 #yumiartober
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kind of funny to log on to see what the discourse du jour is and it’s about two characters I range from “don’t gaf about” to “actively dislike”
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today’s the day!!!!!
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lrp very special to me. they should have let Bernadetta kill more
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bernadetta von Varley they’ll never make me hate you
Image of Bernadetta angrily glaring. 

Text says, “As well as being a genuine sweetheart, l am also often a difficult, volatile and neurotic woman. And that's ok. This is actually very endearing to the right person”Image of Bernadetta using Vengeance at 1 HP. She winds up with her lance, glaring. 

Text reads, “girls when they aren't their father's number one boy”
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the girls and the gays and yang jie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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たなご🐟 @gajira07.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ベルナデッタ枠だったとは知らなかった、スカウトした
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Starlight Faerie 🌸 | Daughters of Ruin @starlightfaerie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a lil fanart of leda and olympia, my favourite rivals to lovers from fortunes weave~ ✨️ #fireemblemfortunesweave #fireemblem #fireemblemfanart #wlw #yuri
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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hayley ☀️ @hubern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
vacation doodle #FE3H
doodle of academy era bernadetta. 

ive been so busy on my trip and haven’t had a chance to draw anything more substantial 😭
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𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘂𝗱 ☁️🔞 @cloudsofcotton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
purple afternoon (comm 💜) #FE3H
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🌸Sweet Ame🌸 @sweetameart.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
💖Alexandra💖 🏷️ #FireEmblem #FE万紫千紅
Alexandra from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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xoren @wyruin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one of the best fics ive read and I don’t even go here!!
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bigger #fefwspoilers (not actually graphic media just labeled as such as image spoils unmasked Orchel) the scream I scrumpt when I saw her on Dietrich’s path. recognized her face IMMEDIATELY. it’s what made me ship her w Theodora before even starting her route.
Orchel, without her mask. 

She has pale skin with pink lips and a neutral expression. Her eyes are glowing red. Her hair is pale green. 

Taken together it is clear who she is; an automaton, made to resemble Yu Phas. Orchel unmasked, again. 

She now has a shocked expression and reaches for her face, realizing it’s exposed. She exclaims, “Wh…what should I do?”
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mild #fefwspoilers if I have time after hubernie kinktober I think I’m gonna do religion kink Theodora/Orchel
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ghostsjogging @ghostsjogging.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fabio/dietrich work meeting sketches (freak4freak, monster4monster, ???4???)
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
wip Wednesday uh. I can explain, (cw: nsfw text)
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Here is the finished product, Deathbed Confession, 12.6k of Emotional Unintelligence. happy birthday Hubert I love whatever’s wrong with you archiveofourown.org/works/83314536
Deathbed Confession
Hubert/Bernadetta, 12.6k, Explicit
"Are you, um. Afraid?" Bernadetta asks cautiously.
"To die? Not at all," Hubert answers truthfully. "However, I... well. Suffice it to say, were I to be removed from Her Majesty's side, certain matters will grow more complicated. Nevertheless, it is paramount that Her Majesty is victorious. Even if it costs me my life, as I have always known it one day shall."
Bernadetta's frown deepens. She touches the fabric of Hubert's jacket sleeves, which are resently keeping her warm. Selfishly, Hubert hopes she is thinking of him as she does.
He notices her face twitching, as though she is summoning the courage to say something to him. Eventually, Bernadetta settles on,
"Is there anything I...can do? F-For you?"
Hubert's heart leaps at the question. Countless answers race through his mind, none appropriate to give voice to. Embrace me, walk with me, kiss me, tell me what I must do to earn a word of affection from your lips, allow me a chance to prove to you that I could make you happy.
"How do you mean?" Hubert asks instead.
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🔞 circus academia 🌈🐌 @benetnash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the cool thing about doing stuff anyway is even if you never suck less at it you WILL get faster at getting it the hell out the way. but you’ll also eventually suck less. and be really sexy and interesting
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
unfortunately really want to do a fic based on everything going on in this image
Mii Hubert and Mii Bernadetta sitting on a beach and talking. Text says “They're bashfully discussing trying patricide.”

Text in upper left corner indicates that Hubert is Bernadetta’s closest friend and that he is deeply in unrequited love with her.
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
minor #fefwspoilers Obsessed w one of Lysander’s dislikes reading “coffee (which makes him sick).” he’s so real. lady theodora my tummy hurts
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veronoah @ drv3 & fefw & iwtv @asellus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My yuris #fireemblem
Leda and Olympia from fire emblem fortune’s weave. Leda holds Olympia by the hand preparing for a twirl
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#fefwspoilers getting Really invested in Theodora/Lilian now…blease have a good B and A support…BLEASE have a good ending…
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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herdwicoco🐑 @herdwicoco.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fabio/dietrich
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you're going to market with me leilidahna! #fefw
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m in this one!!!!! My dorohubernie fic was in the NSFW side zine 🙂‍↕️ archiveofourown.org/works/54538702
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world’s leading hubernologist 🔞 @hubernie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the existence of a character called Bertrand in FW has already caused me to believe people are shipping beautiful Dagdan women with Hubert
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bree 💌 @esmeraldasinza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my esmeralda eyebrows agenda #fefw #fireemblem #fortunesweave #esmeralda
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